Robert
@thefakerobert.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Oh, you’re still here? I thought you left ages ago
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh, you’re still here? I thought you left ages ago
They should bin the Monaco Grand Prix 🥱
May 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They should bin the Monaco Grand Prix 🥱
Why are they lying to us about how long it takes to cook oven chips?
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why are they lying to us about how long it takes to cook oven chips?
6am meeting tomorrow? Fuck my life
November 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
6am meeting tomorrow? Fuck my life
I’m too skinny for this cold weather
November 18, 2024 at 1:15 PM
I’m too skinny for this cold weather
When it’s the middle of the night and you don’t know if you’re a multi millionaire or if you haven’t even won enough to cover the cost of the lottery ticket
November 16, 2024 at 12:27 PM
When it’s the middle of the night and you don’t know if you’re a multi millionaire or if you haven’t even won enough to cover the cost of the lottery ticket
I swear, if I don't win the lottery tonight *shakes fist*
November 15, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I swear, if I don't win the lottery tonight *shakes fist*
Hey there! I am using Bluesky.
August 2, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Hey there! I am using Bluesky.