The Evil Orange
@theevilorange.bsky.social
Sent by the fruit drawer to do one thing, to be evil on BlueSky, after conquering the fridge, he later destroyed to entire living room, resulting in war throughout the house. One day, he made his way to the office. He posts on BlueSky about his activities.
wow this place is more irrelevant than something incredibly irrelevant
March 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
wow this place is more irrelevant than something incredibly irrelevant
I hate dealing with the IDIOTS at mortar, like this one time, me and my teammates are capturing a point, me and my teammates are taking out some of their tanks. Then I'm expecting one of the mortar strikes to take out the enemies, but then it just kills most of my team and we had to retreat.
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hate dealing with the IDIOTS at mortar, like this one time, me and my teammates are capturing a point, me and my teammates are taking out some of their tanks. Then I'm expecting one of the mortar strikes to take out the enemies, but then it just kills most of my team and we had to retreat.
this is blasphemy
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
this is blasphemy
These aren't like any fruits I saw in those pantries I was in. I'm curious as to what they are. They seem like oranges, but all grey, are they perhaps rotten? I'm very flabbergasted as to what they are.
Years of watering and my cat tree is finally bearing fruit!
January 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
These aren't like any fruits I saw in those pantries I was in. I'm curious as to what they are. They seem like oranges, but all grey, are they perhaps rotten? I'm very flabbergasted as to what they are.
This is a very nice portrait of some of my favorite orange celebrities, very well made. 10/10.
Had some fun with soft pastels yesterday 🍊
#softpasteart #softpastels #softpastelillustrarion #sketchbook #fruitaesthetic
#softpasteart #softpastels #softpastelillustrarion #sketchbook #fruitaesthetic
January 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is a very nice portrait of some of my favorite orange celebrities, very well made. 10/10.
Who would ever dehydrate a fruit? I'm evil and all but this is a level of cruelty even I cannot condone. Humans are strange.
So, fun fact time, apparently there is a limit to the amount of dehydrated fruit one should eat in a few hours.
January 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Who would ever dehydrate a fruit? I'm evil and all but this is a level of cruelty even I cannot condone. Humans are strange.
It is I, the Evil Orange, my reign from the fruit drawer to BlueSky will be a violent one.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
January 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It is I, the Evil Orange, my reign from the fruit drawer to BlueSky will be a violent one.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.