Schwartz King Spring
@theeschwartz.bsky.social
A consummate unprofessional
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Bluesky on balance is pretty great so far but it does have a “Lin Manuel Miranda rapping about the branches of government” vibe that I don’t super love
Missing out on so many great Temu deals today
March 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Missing out on so many great Temu deals today
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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An heir to a south african emerald mine calling an American war veteran, astronaut, and elected senator a "traitor" for supporting Ukraine
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
An heir to a south african emerald mine calling an American war veteran, astronaut, and elected senator a "traitor" for supporting Ukraine
You can buy players but you can’t buy heart Liverpool
February 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You can buy players but you can’t buy heart Liverpool
Seamus mixing it up while injured in warm ups oh captain my captain
February 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Seamus mixing it up while injured in warm ups oh captain my captain
February 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trump Dropping a Hard R right now (-550)
February 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Trump Dropping a Hard R right now (-550)
Need to wait until the Big Ten officiating crew reviews this
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Need to wait until the Big Ten officiating crew reviews this
If I was drinking coffee this would have made me do a cartoonish spit take
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If I was drinking coffee this would have made me do a cartoonish spit take
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
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They got Stephen A. calling into SportsCenter right now like this is Desert Storm
February 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
They got Stephen A. calling into SportsCenter right now like this is Desert Storm
Five seconds from being asleep and the Luka / AD trade happens
February 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Five seconds from being asleep and the Luka / AD trade happens
The David Moyes new manager bounce
February 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The David Moyes new manager bounce
He’s 5 minutes from saying “you can’t spell DEI without DIE”
January 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He’s 5 minutes from saying “you can’t spell DEI without DIE”
Feels like this is a must convert situation for the Bills here
January 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Feels like this is a must convert situation for the Bills here
A lot of people have a negative perception of Kansas City because of the Chiefs. But that’s not fair. As someone who lives here I can confidently tell you that it’s far worse.
January 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A lot of people have a negative perception of Kansas City because of the Chiefs. But that’s not fair. As someone who lives here I can confidently tell you that it’s far worse.
Oh a clear fumble recovery for the away team given to the Eagles in a playoff game you say?
January 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh a clear fumble recovery for the away team given to the Eagles in a playoff game you say?
The exalted were humbled
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The exalted were humbled
What the fuck is this shit
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What the fuck is this shit
Will Notre Dame alums still wear their class rings tomorrow?
January 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Will Notre Dame alums still wear their class rings tomorrow?
Why is Kane Brown?
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Why is Kane Brown?
I know that “IT’S MEEEEEEE” from Wicked hits for theater kids like The Masters music does for straight white guys
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I know that “IT’S MEEEEEEE” from Wicked hits for theater kids like The Masters music does for straight white guys
Happy for Lamar that he can make the inauguration tomorrow now
January 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Happy for Lamar that he can make the inauguration tomorrow now
Let this Gibbs catch count on the grounds that “it is cool” and “it would be fun”
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Let this Gibbs catch count on the grounds that “it is cool” and “it would be fun”