Bodega Baldie.
@theepusha.bsky.social
I work for the State Department, and I’m a homosexual. MPH Graduate.
Bitch my back so fucking tight omg
That’s what I get for not stretching for 3 days smh.
That’s what I get for not stretching for 3 days smh.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Bitch my back so fucking tight omg
That’s what I get for not stretching for 3 days smh.
That’s what I get for not stretching for 3 days smh.
Lmfaooooo
The roll of paper towels when I’m in the kitchen cooking:
a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lmfaooooo
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Black ICE “agents” should get extra slander. The fuck you doing out here Lafredrick !!
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Black ICE “agents” should get extra slander. The fuck you doing out here Lafredrick !!
Topping is excellent but it’s time to get stroked before the year is out.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Topping is excellent but it’s time to get stroked before the year is out.
Oh babe, DS2 stays simply because of Freak Hoe.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh babe, DS2 stays simply because of Freak Hoe.
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Nancy Peloci already codified Same Sex marriage. So even if they had succeeded in undermining the ruling, it wouldn't have changed the protections afforded by it being codified. So it's safe regardless.
Same sex marriage is safe! For now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nancy Peloci already codified Same Sex marriage. So even if they had succeeded in undermining the ruling, it wouldn't have changed the protections afforded by it being codified. So it's safe regardless.
I gotta work at 5.
As long as I’m at the gym by 9 and done before 11, I should be good yeah?
As long as I’m at the gym by 9 and done before 11, I should be good yeah?
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I gotta work at 5.
As long as I’m at the gym by 9 and done before 11, I should be good yeah?
As long as I’m at the gym by 9 and done before 11, I should be good yeah?
Yes. But also, this was so….
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
as wonky as this app can be, i think its pretty rad how a lot of us migrated here from twitter and stayed here.
a lot of us cultivated a safe space for us to be ourselves and not just be a person on the algorithm.
we really added to the longevity of this app bc most apps failed after week 2.
a lot of us cultivated a safe space for us to be ourselves and not just be a person on the algorithm.
we really added to the longevity of this app bc most apps failed after week 2.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yes. But also, this was so….
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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One thing a nigga gone do is let you know he horny, whether you're washing the dishes or just had your dog cremated.
Him: “wyd”
Me: “making waffles”
Him: “oh I’m beating my dick”
Me: “making waffles”
Him: “oh I’m beating my dick”
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Bxjdjdjdjxkdkdkkz
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The framing here is as if people will be spending more, when the more likely reality is that these [made up] numbers come from everything being significantly more expensive.
But also…these mfs lying 😂
But also…these mfs lying 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The framing here is as if people will be spending more, when the more likely reality is that these [made up] numbers come from everything being significantly more expensive.
But also…these mfs lying 😂
But also…these mfs lying 😂
Back in the day, it was a peach Nehi, salt and vinegar pork rinds and a honey bun.
Now it’s usually some gummies and a can gingale.
Not snacks but include rillos too lmao
Now it’s usually some gummies and a can gingale.
Not snacks but include rillos too lmao
3. You are at the gas station.
What snacks or drinks do you get?
What snacks or drinks do you get?
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Back in the day, it was a peach Nehi, salt and vinegar pork rinds and a honey bun.
Now it’s usually some gummies and a can gingale.
Not snacks but include rillos too lmao
Now it’s usually some gummies and a can gingale.
Not snacks but include rillos too lmao
“We’re not tracking you. Take as long as you want to do those trainings. You got til 130.”
Me: “oh ok cool” *goes outside to smoke*
Because tuh.
Me: “oh ok cool” *goes outside to smoke*
Because tuh.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“We’re not tracking you. Take as long as you want to do those trainings. You got til 130.”
Me: “oh ok cool” *goes outside to smoke*
Because tuh.
Me: “oh ok cool” *goes outside to smoke*
Because tuh.
Bitch I’m finna do these trainings and listen to Kathy Griffin lmao
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bitch I’m finna do these trainings and listen to Kathy Griffin lmao
Y’all. This training is boring as FUCK omg.
I ain’t had to sit this long since I started.
But at least Imma get CPR certified next week.
I ain’t had to sit this long since I started.
But at least Imma get CPR certified next week.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Y’all. This training is boring as FUCK omg.
I ain’t had to sit this long since I started.
But at least Imma get CPR certified next week.
I ain’t had to sit this long since I started.
But at least Imma get CPR certified next week.
Pussy ass bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Pussy ass bitch.
Hate him.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hate him.
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As we approach the holiday season, what are the freak nights and hours gonna be? The sleep deprivation last year was insane. You just had to be there
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
As we approach the holiday season, what are the freak nights and hours gonna be? The sleep deprivation last year was insane. You just had to be there
And do them.
Everyday I understand more and more why people sell drugs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
And do them.
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
Ooohhhh it’s nut vidjas.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Ooohhhh it’s nut vidjas.
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??