Jeff Churchwell
@theempath.bsky.social
In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote.
Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
That’s a big “what if.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That’s a big “what if.”
“Leave a message, I’ll get back to you.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Leave a message, I’ll get back to you.”
Is his name “Covfefe,” by any chance?
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Is his name “Covfefe,” by any chance?
Fair point. That is pretty much all that’s required.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fair point. That is pretty much all that’s required.
That may well be the case. JIM Bakker was a snake through and through. Tammy just laid on the sanctimony with a trowel, much the way she applied her makeup. I hope for her sake she found peace. I hope her stylist is unemployed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That may well be the case. JIM Bakker was a snake through and through. Tammy just laid on the sanctimony with a trowel, much the way she applied her makeup. I hope for her sake she found peace. I hope her stylist is unemployed.
Aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeee! My eyes! MY EYES!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeee! My eyes! MY EYES!!!!
How is there a Scientology tax-exempt “religion?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
How is there a Scientology tax-exempt “religion?”
That is not a lie.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That is not a lie.
Loved that book. Found it because I’d already read de Camp’s and Pratt’s Harold Shea enchanter stories. Loved them a lot, fell in love with Belphebe.
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Loved that book. Found it because I’d already read de Camp’s and Pratt’s Harold Shea enchanter stories. Loved them a lot, fell in love with Belphebe.
“If I could work my will… every idiot who goes about with 'Patriotism' on his lips should be beaten with his own Bible, and buried with a flag pole through his heart. He should!"
Patriots gotta eat, dumbass.
Apologies to Mr. C. Dickens, London
Patriots gotta eat, dumbass.
Apologies to Mr. C. Dickens, London
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“If I could work my will… every idiot who goes about with 'Patriotism' on his lips should be beaten with his own Bible, and buried with a flag pole through his heart. He should!"
Patriots gotta eat, dumbass.
Apologies to Mr. C. Dickens, London
Patriots gotta eat, dumbass.
Apologies to Mr. C. Dickens, London
I thought Tammy Faye Bakker died.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I thought Tammy Faye Bakker died.
I feel as though you’re trying to make a point here…
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I feel as though you’re trying to make a point here…
Chris, you can’t be middle-aged. Is there a hidden painting we should know about?
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Chris, you can’t be middle-aged. Is there a hidden painting we should know about?
2001: a space odyssey
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Local Hero
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
No, wait, those are MY four favorite movies.
Well, he’s gotta like at least one of those.
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Local Hero
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
No, wait, those are MY four favorite movies.
Well, he’s gotta like at least one of those.
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
2001: a space odyssey
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Local Hero
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
No, wait, those are MY four favorite movies.
Well, he’s gotta like at least one of those.
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Local Hero
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
No, wait, those are MY four favorite movies.
Well, he’s gotta like at least one of those.
Queen and Bowie, Tom Petty to sub.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Queen and Bowie, Tom Petty to sub.
You can’t fault logic like that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You can’t fault logic like that.
The “Magnificent” Mile does not need Don’s help, only his avoidance.
The “Miracle” Mile is the space between Don’s ears that runs without encountering a single brain cell.
The “Miracle” Mile is the space between Don’s ears that runs without encountering a single brain cell.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The “Magnificent” Mile does not need Don’s help, only his avoidance.
The “Miracle” Mile is the space between Don’s ears that runs without encountering a single brain cell.
The “Miracle” Mile is the space between Don’s ears that runs without encountering a single brain cell.
“I remember how you left in the morning at daybreak,
So silent you stole from my bed,
To go back to the one who possesses your soul,
And I back to the life that I dread.”
youtu.be/K6XjOO1EEes?
So silent you stole from my bed,
To go back to the one who possesses your soul,
And I back to the life that I dread.”
youtu.be/K6XjOO1EEes?
I Will Not Forget You
YouTube video by Sarah McLachlan - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“I remember how you left in the morning at daybreak,
So silent you stole from my bed,
To go back to the one who possesses your soul,
And I back to the life that I dread.”
youtu.be/K6XjOO1EEes?
So silent you stole from my bed,
To go back to the one who possesses your soul,
And I back to the life that I dread.”
youtu.be/K6XjOO1EEes?
“And you know
That these are the days
Of our lives…
Remember.
Genesis’ farewell song.
youtu.be/Ao34UhjV5ZM?
That these are the days
Of our lives…
Remember.
Genesis’ farewell song.
youtu.be/Ao34UhjV5ZM?
Genesis Fading Lights (The Way We Walk 1992)
YouTube video by TheRipples70
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“And you know
That these are the days
Of our lives…
Remember.
Genesis’ farewell song.
youtu.be/Ao34UhjV5ZM?
That these are the days
Of our lives…
Remember.
Genesis’ farewell song.
youtu.be/Ao34UhjV5ZM?
It is impossible that Schumer either didn’t know this was coming, or didn’t organize it himself, using eight Senators that couldn’t be primaried in ‘26.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It is impossible that Schumer either didn’t know this was coming, or didn’t organize it himself, using eight Senators that couldn’t be primaried in ‘26.
