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Jeff Churchwell
@theempath.bsky.social
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In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote.
Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Bette Davis, made up as her child-star character Jane, in “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane,” co-starring Joan Crawford.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Bette Davis, made up as her child-star character Jane, in “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane,” co-starring Joan Crawford.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The evil that men do lives after them. Full stop.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Chicago. We rocked.
Protest poster in Chicago, October 18, 2025: Hey, Don, in your wildest dreams did you ever imagine you’d be able to pull off so much graft? Congrats you won. Now Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $2 billion. Protest poster at no kings March in Chicago, Illinois, October 18, 2025. Includes photo of Stephen Miller: Hey Stephen, you have zero immunity, and murder is murder. Whether on the high seas, or on the streets of Chicago. I can’t wait for your trial.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Photo of the look on White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller's face after accidentally declaring that President Trump has Plenary (absolute) Power. The caption reads "The face of a man whose Garanimals are too tight." Garanimals is a brand of infant and toddler clothing, including undergarments, with cartoon animals printed on the fabric.
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Photo of the look on White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller's face after accidentally declaring that President Trump has Plenary (absolute) Power. The caption reads "The face of a man whose Garanimals are too tight." Garanimals is a brand of infant and toddler clothing, including undergarments, with cartoon animals printed on the fabric.
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Behold the Autumn Equinox, The harbinger of Fall. If the Sun can get up later, Why must I get up at all? — Jeff Churchwell, age 60
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Poster in the style of an Indiana Jones movie poster, with photos of Hitler, Trump, and Stephen Miller, with the caption “Nazis… I hate these guys,”
September 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Sign which reads: Dear Texas National Guard: The City of Chicago Welcomes You! 
No hard feelings. Please be cool, and enjoy our World-Class Hospitality during your stay. Dear I.C.E.: Fuck Off.
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Oh no! Not James Dobson! Now who will focus on my family? Satan has left the building, Pt. III. 🔥
August 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Image of the Starship USS Enterprise original television model, at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum, in Washington, D.C.
August 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Quote from Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle: "I mean, its a drag, and were all busy, but there's going to need to be some kind of revolution."
August 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Donald Trump holding a sign which reads: Ooh Eee, 
Ooh Ah-Ah. Ting Tang Walla-Walla 
Bing-Bang.
August 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Happy Havanese!
August 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Remember, friends, it’s not only those on “The List” who have to be taken all the way down. It’s also every single person involved in the cover-up. No excuses, no “just following orders.” Think of it as a going-out-of-business sale: everyone must go.
July 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Image of actor Robert Hegyes as character Juan Epstein in the classic 70’s sitcom “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
July 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Colbert got Smothers Brothered. Same network. Same reason. Same spinelessness. No Glen Campbell.
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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You’d think more Russian autocrats would think to invest in a pair of these:
Blue and silver spring-loaded bouncy boots.
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Welcome to the FSA (Fascist States of America). Your interrogator will be with you shortly.
July 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Meteorite/Plague ‘26
July 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve wished Trump and his minions behind bars, the GOP would have to offer me a huge tax break that wouldn’t need.
June 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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What Angelenos should do when the National Guard arrives.

This is from 1967.
Flower Power is the title of a photograph taken by American photographer Bernie Boston for the now-defunct newspaper The Washington Evening Star. Taken on October 21, 1967, during the March on the Pentagon by the National Mobilization Committee to End the War in Vietnam, the photo shows protester George Harris placing a carnation into the barrel of an M14 rifle held by a soldier of the 503rd Military Police Battalion
June 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Post Card Design. You'd have to scale it, it's 8.5" by 11"
Post card design showing a plate of black beans with a rubber chicken taco, and Ivanka Trump's illegal advertisement for Goya Black Beans. Ivanka is holding a can of Goya Black Beans as a model would, with her most charming vapid smile.
May 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Also starring a VERY young Peter Capaldi.
Poster for the movie “Local Hero,” with Peter Reigert and Burt Lancaster. Also starring a VERY young Peter Capaldi (Doctor Who (Twelfth Doctor).
May 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM