EggBeard
@theeggbeard.bsky.social
Occasional streamer: www.twitch.tv/theeggbeard
Who could ever have known the Online Safety Act was not safe?!
Nobody could have seen this coming!
Nobody could have seen this coming!
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Who could ever have known the Online Safety Act was not safe?!
Nobody could have seen this coming!
Nobody could have seen this coming!
One of our games is on sale for 90% off*
Next highest discount is 75% off, of which only 2 games are.
Next Highest is 50% off, of which 7 games are.
Corrected it for you.
Doesn't seem crazy. But does seem reasonable. Still good value to be had but my marketing BS radar proved true here.
Next highest discount is 75% off, of which only 2 games are.
Next Highest is 50% off, of which 7 games are.
Corrected it for you.
Doesn't seem crazy. But does seem reasonable. Still good value to be had but my marketing BS radar proved true here.
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One of our games is on sale for 90% off*
Next highest discount is 75% off, of which only 2 games are.
Next Highest is 50% off, of which 7 games are.
Corrected it for you.
Doesn't seem crazy. But does seem reasonable. Still good value to be had but my marketing BS radar proved true here.
Next highest discount is 75% off, of which only 2 games are.
Next Highest is 50% off, of which 7 games are.
Corrected it for you.
Doesn't seem crazy. But does seem reasonable. Still good value to be had but my marketing BS radar proved true here.
"We're not racist, we are just patriotic!" As they spew hatred towards people raising money for charity because they're Sikh.
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"We're not racist, we are just patriotic!" As they spew hatred towards people raising money for charity because they're Sikh.
It helps me to just see it as a maths thing. A lb of human fat contains on average 3,500 calories of energy. Therefore if you create a 3,500 calorie deficit you lose 1lb of fat on average. Since November I've lost 36kg like this, and now weigh 66kg. I keep a little chart, weight is in lbs.
August 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It helps me to just see it as a maths thing. A lb of human fat contains on average 3,500 calories of energy. Therefore if you create a 3,500 calorie deficit you lose 1lb of fat on average. Since November I've lost 36kg like this, and now weigh 66kg. I keep a little chart, weight is in lbs.
Today on my little adventures I spotted a friend. I try not to intervene in nature but it was crawling around on and near a footpath with a lot of foot traffic, dogs and bicycles that travel over it, so I moved it a little bit off into the undergrowth. #TouchGrass
August 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Today on my little adventures I spotted a friend. I try not to intervene in nature but it was crawling around on and near a footpath with a lot of foot traffic, dogs and bicycles that travel over it, so I moved it a little bit off into the undergrowth. #TouchGrass
On my walk today I spotted a great many things. The birds were too flighty to photograph, the rabbits too hoppy, and the thousands of baby fish too glittery. This mushroom, possibly an Agaricus Augustus (Prince), was more than happy to pose for me, though. #TouchGrass
August 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
On my walk today I spotted a great many things. The birds were too flighty to photograph, the rabbits too hoppy, and the thousands of baby fish too glittery. This mushroom, possibly an Agaricus Augustus (Prince), was more than happy to pose for me, though. #TouchGrass
In 1984 lesbians and gays joined miners striking when the government sequestered union funding. The trade unions have not forgotten the support received from a community that seemed a world apart from the miners, and since then trade unions march in solidarity in pride protests (Today In Darlington)
August 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
In 1984 lesbians and gays joined miners striking when the government sequestered union funding. The trade unions have not forgotten the support received from a community that seemed a world apart from the miners, and since then trade unions march in solidarity in pride protests (Today In Darlington)
Was followed all the way through the field by these mischievous boys. Can't say I'm still not intimidated by them even though I know bullocks are the least dangerous cattle since they're not territorial like bulls or protective and hormonal like cows, they're still pretty big! #TouchGrass
August 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Was followed all the way through the field by these mischievous boys. Can't say I'm still not intimidated by them even though I know bullocks are the least dangerous cattle since they're not territorial like bulls or protective and hormonal like cows, they're still pretty big! #TouchGrass
This is a sleeper bridge, so-called because they use reclaimed rail line wooden sleepers from disused tracks. If you have a history of rail travel in your area, you may find these sleeper bridges when you #TouchGrass
August 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is a sleeper bridge, so-called because they use reclaimed rail line wooden sleepers from disused tracks. If you have a history of rail travel in your area, you may find these sleeper bridges when you #TouchGrass
Allow 16-17 year olds to vote and then block their access to information regarding things which 16-17 year olds are likely to vote based on. (I volunteer with young people and they talk about global conflict often)
But it's ok, it's 'protecting children'.
But it's ok, it's 'protecting children'.
August 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Allow 16-17 year olds to vote and then block their access to information regarding things which 16-17 year olds are likely to vote based on. (I volunteer with young people and they talk about global conflict often)
But it's ok, it's 'protecting children'.
But it's ok, it's 'protecting children'.
From one of my favourite children's books.
July 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
From one of my favourite children's books.
A beautiful small tortoiseshell butterfly enjoying some ragwort nectar. #TouchGrass
July 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A beautiful small tortoiseshell butterfly enjoying some ragwort nectar. #TouchGrass
A fantastic example of Dryad's saddle (Cerioporus squamosus) on a tree stump in my local church ground. I love the patterns of the brown scales. They remind me of crepe style pancakes. #TouchGrass
July 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A fantastic example of Dryad's saddle (Cerioporus squamosus) on a tree stump in my local church ground. I love the patterns of the brown scales. They remind me of crepe style pancakes. #TouchGrass
Just some lady's thumb I thought I'd take a photo of whilst on a riverside ramble today #TouchGrass
July 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just some lady's thumb I thought I'd take a photo of whilst on a riverside ramble today #TouchGrass
Direct Messaging? NO. The Online Safety Act does NOT cover that. Bsky apparently didn't even bother managing to read the act. Nothing says 'direct messaging' or 'chat' or mentions anything specific to DM or chat. www.gov.uk/government/p...
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Direct Messaging? NO. The Online Safety Act does NOT cover that. Bsky apparently didn't even bother managing to read the act. Nothing says 'direct messaging' or 'chat' or mentions anything specific to DM or chat. www.gov.uk/government/p...
Amusingly I am also in Durham, but my Durham has fewer trees.
July 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Amusingly I am also in Durham, but my Durham has fewer trees.
I reported this comment on Facebook. It was in response to a woman who was seeking help on applying for financial help for her grandchild that she's the sole carer of. It took a week for Facebook to respond with "We did not remove this comment as it does not breach our community guidelines".
July 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I reported this comment on Facebook. It was in response to a woman who was seeking help on applying for financial help for her grandchild that she's the sole carer of. It took a week for Facebook to respond with "We did not remove this comment as it does not breach our community guidelines".
July 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I may not be beautiful or be creative enough to make something beautiful, but I can choose to leave a place more beautiful than I found it. Bring a bag when you go walking and fill it with the litter you come across on your travels.
July 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I may not be beautiful or be creative enough to make something beautiful, but I can choose to leave a place more beautiful than I found it. Bring a bag when you go walking and fill it with the litter you come across on your travels.
I have been visited by a cute little friend.
#fungifriends
#fungifriends
May 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I have been visited by a cute little friend.
#fungifriends
#fungifriends
Another picture during my beach walk. Lovely and sunny today.
If you want to chat follow my twitch www.twitch.tv/theeggbeard
If you want to chat follow my twitch www.twitch.tv/theeggbeard
May 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Another picture during my beach walk. Lovely and sunny today.
If you want to chat follow my twitch www.twitch.tv/theeggbeard
If you want to chat follow my twitch www.twitch.tv/theeggbeard
Since we're all taking cute pictures of ourselves
April 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Since we're all taking cute pictures of ourselves
I've got a strange love of this particular Birch tree. It's not really special in any way. It's young and small. It's not in a special or beautiful place. But it's out there, on its own, just trying it's best. I call it the Lonely Birch Tree. It's great to see it with leaves now too. Love you, LBT.
April 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I've got a strange love of this particular Birch tree. It's not really special in any way. It's young and small. It's not in a special or beautiful place. But it's out there, on its own, just trying it's best. I call it the Lonely Birch Tree. It's great to see it with leaves now too. Love you, LBT.