My dad simply copied the idea of the Epic of Gilgamesh. Most people didn’t have access to reading materials back then, so he didn’t think anyone would notice. Not very original of him.

Stop hoarding money Mark. Donate more.

Hopefully they don’t

You mean a man wearing a dress that changed his name, performs rituals where he eats human flesh and drinks blood, and works for an organization known for sexually abusing children…. isn’t trans or a drag queen?

Wild

Even I couldn’t get a cult to be this committed.

If you see this happening, walk up to them and start “casting a curse” to see how they feel about it.

aka, my dad had the power to forgive humanity without torturing and engaging in human sacrifice of his child…. but did anyway, because that’s clearly the better option.

I hear the Lying Police in the background

You found him!!! He ran away years ago and I’ve been looking for him ever since.

Write ‘em a check Mark! 🤘

Seems to be what they’re doing

Mark, that’s wonderful and all, but why are you hoarding so much wealth? You seem like a nice enough guy, why do you feel the need to have so much money? Why not give more away? Why not pay your workers more and pay yourself less? I’ll never understand.

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Surely it has nothing to do with the spat Trump had with the Maine Governor……