Satan
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I’m an angel… with daddy issues.
Remember when my dad psychologically and emotionally tortured a guy he knew already was committed to him and worshipped him, so badly that he would’ve killed his own son to prove it?
Wild
Wild
May 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Remember when my dad psychologically and emotionally tortured a guy he knew already was committed to him and worshipped him, so badly that he would’ve killed his own son to prove it?
Wild
Wild
Regressives argue against raising the minimum wage, because the business owners and CEOs will have to raise costs.
Progressives argue for raising the minimum wage, because as long as the business owners and CEOs don’t continue to hoard the profits, they won’t need to raise prices
Greed isn’t cool
Progressives argue for raising the minimum wage, because as long as the business owners and CEOs don’t continue to hoard the profits, they won’t need to raise prices
Greed isn’t cool
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Regressives argue against raising the minimum wage, because the business owners and CEOs will have to raise costs.
Progressives argue for raising the minimum wage, because as long as the business owners and CEOs don’t continue to hoard the profits, they won’t need to raise prices
Greed isn’t cool
Progressives argue for raising the minimum wage, because as long as the business owners and CEOs don’t continue to hoard the profits, they won’t need to raise prices
Greed isn’t cool
Heard a story about a long-haired man wearing a dress, pronouns are He/Him, identifies as supernatural, reading to children about how we should feed the hungry, house the homeless, heal the sick, welcome immigrants and be kind to those that are different.
Hint: He’s not trans and not a drag queen.
Hint: He’s not trans and not a drag queen.
May 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Heard a story about a long-haired man wearing a dress, pronouns are He/Him, identifies as supernatural, reading to children about how we should feed the hungry, house the homeless, heal the sick, welcome immigrants and be kind to those that are different.
Hint: He’s not trans and not a drag queen.
Hint: He’s not trans and not a drag queen.
Serious question: How much of government spending is being impacted by tariffs? For example - When The White House spends money to decorate for a holiday, but new furniture and decor for staff, pay for food, purchasing munitions, etc, how much is directly attributed to tariff increases?
May 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Serious question: How much of government spending is being impacted by tariffs? For example - When The White House spends money to decorate for a holiday, but new furniture and decor for staff, pay for food, purchasing munitions, etc, how much is directly attributed to tariff increases?
If parents aren’t required by law to donate their body to save the life of their child while they are outside the womb, it should not be required for them to donate their body while they are inside the womb.
April 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If parents aren’t required by law to donate their body to save the life of their child while they are outside the womb, it should not be required for them to donate their body while they are inside the womb.
Religion is like someone going to Cheesecake Factory everyday for 20 years and only ordering the same thing every time and saying it’s your favorite thing on the menu.
April 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Religion is like someone going to Cheesecake Factory everyday for 20 years and only ordering the same thing every time and saying it’s your favorite thing on the menu.
Happy Necromancy Day
April 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy Necromancy Day
My dad, with his omniscience, creates smurderers and brapists with the foreknowledge they’ll be smurderers and brapists, then punishes all the non smurderers and brapists for the smurder and brape he intentionally made to happen.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
April 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My dad, with his omniscience, creates smurderers and brapists with the foreknowledge they’ll be smurderers and brapists, then punishes all the non smurderers and brapists for the smurder and brape he intentionally made to happen.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
Those who pray for an apocalypse should not be responsible for our future.
April 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Those who pray for an apocalypse should not be responsible for our future.
Little do Christians know, I would’ve won my rebellion against my dad if I hadn’t included my asshole brother Michael in the Signal chat where we talked about our battle plans.
👊🙏🏻🔥
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March 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Little do Christians know, I would’ve won my rebellion against my dad if I hadn’t included my asshole brother Michael in the Signal chat where we talked about our battle plans.
👊🙏🏻🔥
👊🙏🏻🔥
Anyone who maintains a wealth of $1billion is evil and a terrible person. Across the board.
March 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Anyone who maintains a wealth of $1billion is evil and a terrible person. Across the board.
Job was the poster boy for the Pick Me folks.
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Job was the poster boy for the Pick Me folks.
I Trump forgot, The Bible is clear evidence that people can live upwards to 900 years old.
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I Trump forgot, The Bible is clear evidence that people can live upwards to 900 years old.
My dad created me and my siblings out of thin air, created Adam from dirt, and created Eve from a bone. Why exactly did he need to impregnate a child without her consent to create my bastard half-brother only to become himself? Seems a bit extra.
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My dad created me and my siblings out of thin air, created Adam from dirt, and created Eve from a bone. Why exactly did he need to impregnate a child without her consent to create my bastard half-brother only to become himself? Seems a bit extra.
Why is my dad so obsessed with virginity? Creepy
February 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why is my dad so obsessed with virginity? Creepy
Just saw a rainbow on my way to work. Did my dad just murder a million people recently?
February 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just saw a rainbow on my way to work. Did my dad just murder a million people recently?
Omniscience is a scam
February 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Omniscience is a scam
What’s even sadder about Trump’s fascist takeover is it’s not even original, he’s just a copycat, and his followers don’t care to see the repeating of history.
February 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What’s even sadder about Trump’s fascist takeover is it’s not even original, he’s just a copycat, and his followers don’t care to see the repeating of history.
I’ve always wondered why my dad prefers his men circumcised.
February 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’ve always wondered why my dad prefers his men circumcised.
Hard truth: If you think my dad loves you, you’re in an abusive relationship with him.
February 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hard truth: If you think my dad loves you, you’re in an abusive relationship with him.
Question for MAGA Christians: If my dad commands for genocide… again… will you take up arms and fulfill his demands? What would it take for this message to be taken as reality? Paula White from the USA White House Faith Office? If Trump said he received a message from my dad, would you believe it?
February 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Question for MAGA Christians: If my dad commands for genocide… again… will you take up arms and fulfill his demands? What would it take for this message to be taken as reality? Paula White from the USA White House Faith Office? If Trump said he received a message from my dad, would you believe it?
Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior. My dad will always be a genocidal narcissist who extorts humans for their souls.
February 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior. My dad will always be a genocidal narcissist who extorts humans for their souls.
Remember, whichever the winner of the game today thanks my dad for helping them, they’re admitting to cheating. Having the most powerful entity in the universe give you an unfair advantage is performance enhancing and against the rules.
February 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Remember, whichever the winner of the game today thanks my dad for helping them, they’re admitting to cheating. Having the most powerful entity in the universe give you an unfair advantage is performance enhancing and against the rules.
My dad is why Red Lobster is closing. He’s always had something against it for some reason.
February 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My dad is why Red Lobster is closing. He’s always had something against it for some reason.
I remember when my dad tried to eliminate education from humans. He even sent Adam and Eve a death threat if they were to try and learn something. My dad isn’t really keen on humans having knowledge. That’s why I exposed his empty death threat and convinced A & E to get an education. You’re welcome.
February 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I remember when my dad tried to eliminate education from humans. He even sent Adam and Eve a death threat if they were to try and learn something. My dad isn’t really keen on humans having knowledge. That’s why I exposed his empty death threat and convinced A & E to get an education. You’re welcome.