André Imbayago
@theeandre.com
Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.
Whoever's got/stole/bought my iPhone is really trying hard to get into that device. 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Whoever's got/stole/bought my iPhone is really trying hard to get into that device. 🤣
SIG Network & the Security Response Committee recommend that all Ingress NGINX users begin migration to Gateway API or another Ingress controller immediately. Many options are listed in the Kubernetes documentation: Gateway API, Ingress. Additional options may be available from vendors you work with
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
SIG Network & the Security Response Committee recommend that all Ingress NGINX users begin migration to Gateway API or another Ingress controller immediately. Many options are listed in the Kubernetes documentation: Gateway API, Ingress. Additional options may be available from vendors you work with
"screen munch" in 2025? It's giving... 🤐
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"screen munch" in 2025? It's giving... 🤐
Clipse, Pusha T, Malice, Stove God Cooks - F.I.C.O. (Official Music Video)
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Clipse, Pusha T, Malice, Stove God Cooks - F.I.C.O. (Official Music Video)
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November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Clipse, Pusha T, Malice, Stove God Cooks - F.I.C.O. (Official Music Video)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=veSg...
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"What's your favourite colour?"
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"What's your favourite colour?"
Rosebank & phones getting snatched🤞🏾
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Rosebank & phones getting snatched🤞🏾
I rented peace, with the option to own. 🔥
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I rented peace, with the option to own. 🔥
Whataboutism! 😒🟢👈🏾🖕🏾
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Whataboutism! 😒🟢👈🏾🖕🏾
I'm a huge Apple fan BUT if you ever see me rocking this "Apple Strap", you have every right to commit me into a mental asylum.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm a huge Apple fan BUT if you ever see me rocking this "Apple Strap", you have every right to commit me into a mental asylum.
AI lost my meeting notes 😩
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
AI lost my meeting notes 😩
Happy Singles’ Day 11/11 11:11
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy Singles’ Day 11/11 11:11
How are you comfortable driving without wearing a seatbelt? How Sway?
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
How are you comfortable driving without wearing a seatbelt? How Sway?
This coffee machine is R30k on sale. 👀
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This coffee machine is R30k on sale. 👀
I need to setup a year end function for people in my industry. The company year end can miss me this year.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I need to setup a year end function for people in my industry. The company year end can miss me this year.
A message from the wrong person is enough to mess up your day. Mxm.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
A message from the wrong person is enough to mess up your day. Mxm.
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
I don't know why the pandas get so much hate. They're pretty dope kicks. 🐼
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I don't know why the pandas get so much hate. They're pretty dope kicks. 🐼
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November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A leading, well-established advertising agency based in Johannesburg is looking for a Do Everything Nothing Specific Manager to join their "dynamic team".
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November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
A leading, well-established advertising agency based in Johannesburg is looking for a Do Everything Nothing Specific Manager to join their "dynamic team".