André Imbayago
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André Imbayago
@theeandre.com
Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.
I rented peace, with the option to own. 🔥
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Whataboutism! 😒🟢👈🏾🖕🏾
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm a huge Apple fan BUT if you ever see me rocking this "Apple Strap", you have every right to commit me into a mental asylum.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
AI lost my meeting notes 😩
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Happy Singles’ Day 11/11 11:11
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How are you comfortable driving without wearing a seatbelt? How Sway?
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This coffee machine is R30k on sale. 👀
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"Clog it 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾" 🤣😂
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I need to setup a year end function for people in my industry. The company year end can miss me this year.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A message from the wrong person is enough to mess up your day. Mxm.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I don't know why the pandas get so much hate. They're pretty dope kicks. 🐼
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Athleisure 🙌🏾
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm old. One of my minions just hit me with the 6ix 7ven. I had to google this whole 67 trend. I still don't get it 😩

#67 #sixseven #6ix7ven
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A leading, well-established advertising agency based in Johannesburg is looking for a Do Everything Nothing Specific Manager to join their "dynamic team".
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November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Order your matching Christmas clothes now, so that they're delivered on time. Photoshoots happen before the day and not on the day. Book now.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Too many cheques owed, I feel Czechoslovakian.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If you don't have anything to say in a meeting, just stay muted. "Nothing from from side" is ok.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Liking a post of mine from 712w ago is W!LD.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This word showed me flames today; "interoperability"
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Delivery bikes are now P2 after taxis on P1 being the worst drivers/riders on the road. We have cyclists on P3.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I. AM. LIME. LIGHT.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM