André Imbayago
@theeandre.com
Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.
I rented peace, with the option to own. 🔥
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I rented peace, with the option to own. 🔥
Whataboutism! 😒🟢👈🏾🖕🏾
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Whataboutism! 😒🟢👈🏾🖕🏾
I'm a huge Apple fan BUT if you ever see me rocking this "Apple Strap", you have every right to commit me into a mental asylum.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm a huge Apple fan BUT if you ever see me rocking this "Apple Strap", you have every right to commit me into a mental asylum.
AI lost my meeting notes 😩
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
AI lost my meeting notes 😩
Happy Singles’ Day 11/11 11:11
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy Singles’ Day 11/11 11:11
How are you comfortable driving without wearing a seatbelt? How Sway?
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
How are you comfortable driving without wearing a seatbelt? How Sway?
This coffee machine is R30k on sale. 👀
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This coffee machine is R30k on sale. 👀
I need to setup a year end function for people in my industry. The company year end can miss me this year.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I need to setup a year end function for people in my industry. The company year end can miss me this year.
A message from the wrong person is enough to mess up your day. Mxm.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
A message from the wrong person is enough to mess up your day. Mxm.
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Setting up a honeypot later today. Bees in a trap.
I don't know why the pandas get so much hate. They're pretty dope kicks. 🐼
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I don't know why the pandas get so much hate. They're pretty dope kicks. 🐼
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November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A leading, well-established advertising agency based in Johannesburg is looking for a Do Everything Nothing Specific Manager to join their "dynamic team".
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November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
A leading, well-established advertising agency based in Johannesburg is looking for a Do Everything Nothing Specific Manager to join their "dynamic team".
Order your matching Christmas clothes now, so that they're delivered on time. Photoshoots happen before the day and not on the day. Book now.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Order your matching Christmas clothes now, so that they're delivered on time. Photoshoots happen before the day and not on the day. Book now.
Too many cheques owed, I feel Czechoslovakian.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Too many cheques owed, I feel Czechoslovakian.
If you don't have anything to say in a meeting, just stay muted. "Nothing from from side" is ok.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you don't have anything to say in a meeting, just stay muted. "Nothing from from side" is ok.
Liking a post of mine from 712w ago is W!LD.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Liking a post of mine from 712w ago is W!LD.
This word showed me flames today; "interoperability"
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This word showed me flames today; "interoperability"
Delivery bikes are now P2 after taxis on P1 being the worst drivers/riders on the road. We have cyclists on P3.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Delivery bikes are now P2 after taxis on P1 being the worst drivers/riders on the road. We have cyclists on P3.