André Imbayago
@theeandre.com
Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.
Waking up to private statements about my private life 💔
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Waking up to private statements about my private life 💔
Curious. Gicing @clawdbot a drive this weekend.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Curious. Gicing @clawdbot a drive this weekend.
This year is going to be interesting...
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 AM
This year is going to be interesting...
This year is going to be interesting...
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 AM
This year is going to be interesting...
Comfort serves primarily as an obstacle to growth.
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Comfort serves primarily as an obstacle to growth.
"Not everything has to be so serious."
~Will Trent
~Will Trent
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"Not everything has to be so serious."
~Will Trent
~Will Trent
It now feels weird sending a fist bump to a female colleague. 👊🏾 🤛🏾🤜🏾 Feels violent.
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 AM
It now feels weird sending a fist bump to a female colleague. 👊🏾 🤛🏾🤜🏾 Feels violent.
Some people just make your stats look bad without even trying... Coz what is this? 🥲
January 21, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Some people just make your stats look bad without even trying... Coz what is this? 🥲
Some people just make your stats look bad without even trying... Coz what is this? 🥲
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Some people just make your stats look bad without even trying... Coz what is this? 🥲
Imagine the first time flying is on a helicopter is when being recused from a log island during floods. Tjo!.
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Imagine the first time flying is on a helicopter is when being recused from a log island during floods. Tjo!.
I'm proud of my smart home. I did good.
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I'm proud of my smart home. I did good.
Some people are so delusional. Worst thing is that they don't even know it. Or maybe they do know it but they're in denial. Drink the Kool-Aid.
January 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Some people are so delusional. Worst thing is that they don't even know it. Or maybe they do know it but they're in denial. Drink the Kool-Aid.
Loving how all the startups are coming to the rescue of @tailwindcss
January 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Loving how all the startups are coming to the rescue of @tailwindcss
Client asking me for work I did in 2011. Wow! Invoice was never paid as well. 🤷🏾♂️
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Client asking me for work I did in 2011. Wow! Invoice was never paid as well. 🤷🏾♂️
One moment it's bright & sunny, ready for a swim. ☀️Now it's all dark & grey, ready for a thunderstorm. ⛈️
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One moment it's bright & sunny, ready for a swim. ☀️Now it's all dark & grey, ready for a thunderstorm. ⛈️
An entry level iPhone can't be 256gb anymore. 512gb or 1TB+
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
An entry level iPhone can't be 256gb anymore. 512gb or 1TB+
"Couldn't be me" is a form of projection. Usually trauma driven.
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"Couldn't be me" is a form of projection. Usually trauma driven.
S3 object size limit increased to 50TB? 😧
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
S3 object size limit increased to 50TB? 😧
It's hard watching #StrangerThings5 knowing very well these aren't teens anymore.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's hard watching #StrangerThings5 knowing very well these aren't teens anymore.