thedrevlow
@thedrevlow.bsky.social
editor-in-chief BULL, author of the book of rusty, a good ram is hard to find, ina-baby: a love story in reverse, & bend with the knees and other love advice from my father (thedrevlow-olsonshow.com)
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thedrevlow
@thedrevlow.bsky.social
· Apr 1
"welcome to trash me" by drevlow / AWP Offsite Reading 03.27 @ The Count's Den
YouTube video by Benjamin Drevlow
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AWP READING 1. "welcome to trash me" with @fracturedlit.bsky.social, ghost parachute, @stalkinghorse.bsky.social, @thewaxpaper.bsky.social, @mrbullbull.bsky.social, and Rinky Dink Press. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWfA...
Dear ChatGPT: Teach me how to live..., love..., laugh...
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Dear ChatGPT: Teach me how to live..., love..., laugh...
Tend to roll my eyes a bit when some singer dies and everybody's suddenly their biggest fans, but gotta say
Todd Snider going is really bumming me out. Him & his folk/country uncles Jerry Jeff, Prine, Shaver, & Kristofferson all in 5 years. That's a major downer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_E...
Todd Snider going is really bumming me out. Him & his folk/country uncles Jerry Jeff, Prine, Shaver, & Kristofferson all in 5 years. That's a major downer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_E...
Todd Snider - Sail On, My Friend (Official Video + Behind the Scenes) [New album available April 23]
YouTube video by Todd Snider
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November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Tend to roll my eyes a bit when some singer dies and everybody's suddenly their biggest fans, but gotta say
Todd Snider going is really bumming me out. Him & his folk/country uncles Jerry Jeff, Prine, Shaver, & Kristofferson all in 5 years. That's a major downer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_E...
Todd Snider going is really bumming me out. Him & his folk/country uncles Jerry Jeff, Prine, Shaver, & Kristofferson all in 5 years. That's a major downer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_E...
Yo, tonight I'm gonna totally rawdog that unprotected sex.
JK.
I hate babies.
Not your babies.
Just babies in general.
JK
Babies are a gift from god.
Children are our future.
We'd all be totally fucked if people stopped rawdogging for babies.
Humanity'd, like, cease to exist.
After we're all dead.
JK.
I hate babies.
Not your babies.
Just babies in general.
JK
Babies are a gift from god.
Children are our future.
We'd all be totally fucked if people stopped rawdogging for babies.
Humanity'd, like, cease to exist.
After we're all dead.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Yo, tonight I'm gonna totally rawdog that unprotected sex.
JK.
I hate babies.
Not your babies.
Just babies in general.
JK
Babies are a gift from god.
Children are our future.
We'd all be totally fucked if people stopped rawdogging for babies.
Humanity'd, like, cease to exist.
After we're all dead.
JK.
I hate babies.
Not your babies.
Just babies in general.
JK
Babies are a gift from god.
Children are our future.
We'd all be totally fucked if people stopped rawdogging for babies.
Humanity'd, like, cease to exist.
After we're all dead.
I'm not "pro alcoholism" necessarily, I just miss you pissing your life away so we could get drunk and you could laugh at my shitty jokes all night til we blacked out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm not "pro alcoholism" necessarily, I just miss you pissing your life away so we could get drunk and you could laugh at my shitty jokes all night til we blacked out.
I may not be rich. I may not be famous. But I have at least 4 spots in my backyard where I can pee at any time day or night without my neighbors seeing me. #livingthedream
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I may not be rich. I may not be famous. But I have at least 4 spots in my backyard where I can pee at any time day or night without my neighbors seeing me. #livingthedream
Sometimes I’ll catch myelf grinding my teeth over the course of a day & I’ll imagine my dentist threatening to make me wear a mouthguard but then I imagine myself no teeth & how much better that would feel, gum on gum, no sharp edges poke or prick, a hug for your barren mouth.
a close up of an elderly woman 's face with a smile on it .
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November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sometimes I’ll catch myelf grinding my teeth over the course of a day & I’ll imagine my dentist threatening to make me wear a mouthguard but then I imagine myself no teeth & how much better that would feel, gum on gum, no sharp edges poke or prick, a hug for your barren mouth.
This isn’t me in a depression-coma on the couch, this me all 325 pounds holding on for dear life as I fight off the repo men in my brain for the soul of this couch.
a black and white drawing of a person laying on a couch in a dark room .
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November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This isn’t me in a depression-coma on the couch, this me all 325 pounds holding on for dear life as I fight off the repo men in my brain for the soul of this couch.
Where on the job application do I include: "can take a nut punch with the best of them" (in fact, probably better than the best of them)?... The secret is tiny testicles.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Where on the job application do I include: "can take a nut punch with the best of them" (in fact, probably better than the best of them)?... The secret is tiny testicles.
Does anybody have a favorite essay or textbook about how to write flash (for undergrads)?
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Does anybody have a favorite essay or textbook about how to write flash (for undergrads)?
This is what I've learned over my 47 years on this earth: Never fuck with Randys.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what I've learned over my 47 years on this earth: Never fuck with Randys.
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we have a story by Z.H. Gill @burialmagazine.bsky.social !
it's written in the form of a chat log of players on an online multiplayer game like world of warcraft. then someone’s dad shows up in the chat…
read this great story !!
xraylitmag.com/adventurers-...
it's written in the form of a chat log of players on an online multiplayer game like world of warcraft. then someone’s dad shows up in the chat…
read this great story !!
xraylitmag.com/adventurers-...
ADVENTURERS by Z.H. Gill
Yo ho ho, adventurers, but beware: Poisonaut Buccaneers are pillaging the Indigo Coast! But Quartermaster Zabbrock’s informant has the coordinates to their secret base…Can you weather the pirate lair’...
xraylitmag.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
we have a story by Z.H. Gill @burialmagazine.bsky.social !
it's written in the form of a chat log of players on an online multiplayer game like world of warcraft. then someone’s dad shows up in the chat…
read this great story !!
xraylitmag.com/adventurers-...
it's written in the form of a chat log of players on an online multiplayer game like world of warcraft. then someone’s dad shows up in the chat…
read this great story !!
xraylitmag.com/adventurers-...
Growing up, my neighbor right across the road was named Harry Ball. I never met him. Never even saw what he looked like. In my head, I wondered if it was all just a legend, the legend of Harry Ball.
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Growing up, my neighbor right across the road was named Harry Ball. I never met him. Never even saw what he looked like. In my head, I wondered if it was all just a legend, the legend of Harry Ball.
Reposted by thedrevlow
When one tells another to eat shit & die, is the implication that one would choke to death while eating said shit or is it more just that one hopes the other eats shit one day but then in the near future also dies like in an unrelated fiery car crash, like in a insult-to-injury type situation?
a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a sign that says minister
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a sign that says minister
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October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When one tells another to eat shit & die, is the implication that one would choke to death while eating said shit or is it more just that one hopes the other eats shit one day but then in the near future also dies like in an unrelated fiery car crash, like in a insult-to-injury type situation?
When one tells another to eat shit & die, is the implication that one would choke to death while eating said shit or is it more just that one hopes the other eats shit one day but then in the near future also dies like in an unrelated fiery car crash, like in a insult-to-injury type situation?
a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a sign that says minister
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a sign that says minister
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When one tells another to eat shit & die, is the implication that one would choke to death while eating said shit or is it more just that one hopes the other eats shit one day but then in the near future also dies like in an unrelated fiery car crash, like in a insult-to-injury type situation?
Whenever people say, Well, it turned out about how you’d imagine, I try to imagine a buncha cool shit that might’ve happened just to prove people wrong but then it turns out about how you’d imagine & that's when I realize we're all living in the simulation where all human fate is predetermined.
a man 's face is surrounded by green matrix numbers .
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October 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Whenever people say, Well, it turned out about how you’d imagine, I try to imagine a buncha cool shit that might’ve happened just to prove people wrong but then it turns out about how you’d imagine & that's when I realize we're all living in the simulation where all human fate is predetermined.
If the rapture really comes like they say it’s coming & it rescues the people they say it’ll rescue, well hell, all you can do is tip your cap to Jesus & say, Shit, man, thanks for weeding out all the downers so the rest of us pagans, reprobates, & devil worshippers can finally masturbate peace.
a group of people are flying through a blue sky with their arms outstretched
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October 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If the rapture really comes like they say it’s coming & it rescues the people they say it’ll rescue, well hell, all you can do is tip your cap to Jesus & say, Shit, man, thanks for weeding out all the downers so the rest of us pagans, reprobates, & devil worshippers can finally masturbate peace.
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Gather round the campfire and let me tell you a scary story about scary stories, at @mrbullbull.bsky.social. Big thanks to @thedrevlow.bsky.social for publishing this, and to *you* for reading it. Happy camping! mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gather round the campfire and let me tell you a scary story about scary stories, at @mrbullbull.bsky.social. Big thanks to @thedrevlow.bsky.social for publishing this, and to *you* for reading it. Happy camping! mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna put my foot in it is probably not as badass a threat as you think it is.
If you’re threatening the mouth of a podophilliac.
If you’re threatening the mouth of a podophilliac.
a man in a karate uniform is talking to another man in a netflix advertisement
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October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna put my foot in it is probably not as badass a threat as you think it is.
If you’re threatening the mouth of a podophilliac.
If you’re threatening the mouth of a podophilliac.
Every Good Ben Dies Fine
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Every Good Ben Dies Fine
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The secret to life is breathing. Fuck love.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The secret to life is breathing. Fuck love.
The secret to life is breathing. Fuck love.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The secret to life is breathing. Fuck love.
Put on the dog's shock collar and see how much words mean to you then.
September 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Put on the dog's shock collar and see how much words mean to you then.
Fun fact: I'm 3 years older than Danny Glover when he first said he was "too old for this shit." That means I'm really too old for this shit.
September 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fun fact: I'm 3 years older than Danny Glover when he first said he was "too old for this shit." That means I'm really too old for this shit.
Yo’ mama’s so munchausen/No yo’ mama’s so munchausen/Well both our moms is killing us slowly/Yeah well my moms loves me more/Yeah well I’m fixin' to die first/Well, fine, then, you win, is that what you want to hear?/Yes. & I love you/I love you but not in a poison'y kind of way
September 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yo’ mama’s so munchausen/No yo’ mama’s so munchausen/Well both our moms is killing us slowly/Yeah well my moms loves me more/Yeah well I’m fixin' to die first/Well, fine, then, you win, is that what you want to hear?/Yes. & I love you/I love you but not in a poison'y kind of way
Shit's about to get very V for Vendetta'y.
a row of red and white dominoes on a concrete floor
ALT: a row of red and white dominoes on a concrete floor
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September 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shit's about to get very V for Vendetta'y.