The Matt in the Chat
@thedowntowner.bsky.social
Winnipeg enthusiast, armchair urbanist, sports guy
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When your sister tells you she just got engaged and you have to one up her with news of your own…
September 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When your sister tells you she just got engaged and you have to one up her with news of your own…
Getting mad because you realized you bought a brand of garbage bags you don’t like after you put them away
September 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Getting mad because you realized you bought a brand of garbage bags you don’t like after you put them away
2025 has definitely started bringing out the trains I’m going to be curmudgeonly about in my silver years
September 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
2025 has definitely started bringing out the trains I’m going to be curmudgeonly about in my silver years
September 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Welcome to Winnipeg Connor McDavid
June 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Welcome to Winnipeg Connor McDavid
“One communion dragged through the garden please”
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“One communion dragged through the garden please”
It’s crazy how no one acknowledges that the Vatican Chimney is the biggest streamer of all time
May 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s crazy how no one acknowledges that the Vatican Chimney is the biggest streamer of all time
Gretzky looks Secretary of Defense drunk tonight
April 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gretzky looks Secretary of Defense drunk tonight
I need a much much stronger term than schadenfreude to describe how I’ve been feeling lately
April 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need a much much stronger term than schadenfreude to describe how I’ve been feeling lately
In a thrilling conclusion, the War of the Currents comes to an end almost 150 years later when Tesla finally overtook DC.
March 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In a thrilling conclusion, the War of the Currents comes to an end almost 150 years later when Tesla finally overtook DC.
There are only two suits essential to a man’s wardrobe. Navy/Charcoal, and David S Pumpkins
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There are only two suits essential to a man’s wardrobe. Navy/Charcoal, and David S Pumpkins
If we really want meaningful long term change, we need to start teaching punk in school
February 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If we really want meaningful long term change, we need to start teaching punk in school
Are we able to rename Mar-A-Lago to the Burgersgarten?
January 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Are we able to rename Mar-A-Lago to the Burgersgarten?
Questlove makes a hell of a documentary
January 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Questlove makes a hell of a documentary
@kenwhite.bsky.social as a Canadian I am curious about the over under on Big Mac Addict Arnold trying to invoke the 3rd amendment in 2025
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social as a Canadian I am curious about the over under on Big Mac Addict Arnold trying to invoke the 3rd amendment in 2025
I’m certain Bedard is going to be thrilled with his new line mates: Salary retention, and 3rd round pick
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m certain Bedard is going to be thrilled with his new line mates: Salary retention, and 3rd round pick
I want to know what 2028’s version of “We were just following orders” Is going to be
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I want to know what 2028’s version of “We were just following orders” Is going to be