Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
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Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
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Head Writer @abortionfront ✨
I sang Garth Brooks on Netflix once 🎶🤠
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Me at 8am hearing about the Trump/Clinton BJ photo
a woman says i would like to see it
ALT: a woman says i would like to see it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposted by Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
ENDING A FILIBUSTER TO SAVE THE FILIBUSTER IS THE DUMBEST ASS SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm organizing a Trans Mission trip (we build DJ schools for underprivileged children in Salt Lake City, UT).
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
The announcement came Monday morning.
U.S. Supreme Court denies hearing in Kim Davis’s marriage equality challenge
The announcement came Monday morning.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Some of y'all were never intimidated by the smart, hot Syrian art girly in HS and it shows.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Five minutes into Fantastic 4 movie.

Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself?

Me:
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You have until the end of Betwanes Beek to stop pissin mt tf off.
August 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
As an Arab saying I'm occupying Lenni-Lenape land during land acknowledgement
August 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2 has me feeling a lil 😏
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The adult version of summer vacation is having the Big Brother live feeds on your second monitor at work.
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
How those SSRI heat warnings sound to me, a person on SSRIs
June 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Anyone else think the AlJazeera weather man has a threatening aura
June 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I fucking love Garth Brooks
June 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Whenever I accidentally type "yet" instead of "yes"
June 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You might be important to me, but you'll never be a cup of tea in the afternoon important to me. Nwmsayn?
May 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Having a really bad day emotionally and physically but I cling to the fact that David Suchet 🥸 was born on this day and for that there is joy in the world.
May 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Really enjoying Survivor 34: Catholic Edition aka Conclave
April 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gen Z will never understand the thrill of setting your text tone to exactly the first HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO of Pass That Dutch
April 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's so bizarre and delightful to watch Michael Gandolfini expecting to see his father and to instead get this Peter Lorre-like character. Truly the only reason to keep watching Daredevil. It's like biting into something expecting savory, but getting sweet, and you can't stop eating to figure it out
April 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
For the love of God someone get slavoj zizek an allergy pill
April 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
HBO Max needs an option to watch at half-speed so that people with auditory processing issues* can understand John Oliver.

*me
March 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I take my meetings very seriously
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM