DogKnows
@thedogknows.bsky.social
The dog that could rule the world. Uncanny ability to see the truth. Time > $ because life is magic. Type too fast to spell roght with these thimbs. No DM’s.
I always thought his wife had him pegged as a Grindr fan, but stays with him for the money (which he’ll get much more of after he “retires”).
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I always thought his wife had him pegged as a Grindr fan, but stays with him for the money (which he’ll get much more of after he “retires”).
“We are a totally legitimate company, calling you from a differnet number every time, regarding your recent loan approval.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“We are a totally legitimate company, calling you from a differnet number every time, regarding your recent loan approval.”
Oh don’t worry, some of those are there specifically for surveillance and post logging for your government sponsored, AI created tracking profile…
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Oh don’t worry, some of those are there specifically for surveillance and post logging for your government sponsored, AI created tracking profile…
“Extra zero for scale”
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Extra zero for scale”
Youd should search things about super secret practical jokes to play on coworkers, then leave them wondering…
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Youd should search things about super secret practical jokes to play on coworkers, then leave them wondering…
Would love for this to go to court. Put Donald on the stand - “Did you give or intend to give illegal orders?”
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Would love for this to go to court. Put Donald on the stand - “Did you give or intend to give illegal orders?”
Pathetic, but let’s make this a thing. Divide and conquer.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pathetic, but let’s make this a thing. Divide and conquer.
And yet the stock market continues to rise. Go figure.
Bubble?
Stock market utterly divorced from functional economics because of speculation and monopolies?
Who knows…
Bubble?
Stock market utterly divorced from functional economics because of speculation and monopolies?
Who knows…
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And yet the stock market continues to rise. Go figure.
Bubble?
Stock market utterly divorced from functional economics because of speculation and monopolies?
Who knows…
Bubble?
Stock market utterly divorced from functional economics because of speculation and monopolies?
Who knows…
-Use the government to buy industries that are imperative to national security and/or monopolies.
-Make any patent developed with taxpayer dollars free to use for US companies.
-Develop more patents with taxpayer dollars.
-Make any patent developed with taxpayer dollars free to use for US companies.
-Develop more patents with taxpayer dollars.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
-Use the government to buy industries that are imperative to national security and/or monopolies.
-Make any patent developed with taxpayer dollars free to use for US companies.
-Develop more patents with taxpayer dollars.
-Make any patent developed with taxpayer dollars free to use for US companies.
-Develop more patents with taxpayer dollars.
Crazy how all the pages with donalds name won’t be there after that time.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Crazy how all the pages with donalds name won’t be there after that time.
Wasn’t that the point?
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Wasn’t that the point?
So he’s admititng his orders are illegal?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So he’s admititng his orders are illegal?
A timer on interior lights where they go off after 5 minutes automatically?
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
A timer on interior lights where they go off after 5 minutes automatically?
They really should be using “” around expected if they want to protect their journalistic integrity.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
They really should be using “” around expected if they want to protect their journalistic integrity.
Either way it’s going to take a minimum of 5 years to recover economically. Plan accordingly with your community. And plan to vote for people willing to tax the rich…and tax them a lot.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Either way it’s going to take a minimum of 5 years to recover economically. Plan accordingly with your community. And plan to vote for people willing to tax the rich…and tax them a lot.
Seems like most of them would be unlucky, if I read the correct definition
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Seems like most of them would be unlucky, if I read the correct definition
Can you imagine if the escalator had broken and he had to stand there awkwardly for 30 seconds before angrily walking down? Or it stopped suddenly and he fell?
Anybody have a time machine? Seems like that would be an easy change to make…
Anybody have a time machine? Seems like that would be an easy change to make…
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Can you imagine if the escalator had broken and he had to stand there awkwardly for 30 seconds before angrily walking down? Or it stopped suddenly and he fell?
Anybody have a time machine? Seems like that would be an easy change to make…
Anybody have a time machine? Seems like that would be an easy change to make…
Maybe it’s time we brought farming back to each of our communities?
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Maybe it’s time we brought farming back to each of our communities?
They probably upped his xanax and adderall before the meeting. Keep him looking focused and calm.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They probably upped his xanax and adderall before the meeting. Keep him looking focused and calm.
What if recessions increased wealth for the already wealthy? How much would that be magnified during a global recession? And what would happen if that consolidation came at the same time that an AI-driven corporate surveillance state was born?
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What if recessions increased wealth for the already wealthy? How much would that be magnified during a global recession? And what would happen if that consolidation came at the same time that an AI-driven corporate surveillance state was born?
He doesn’t want to do it personally.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
He doesn’t want to do it personally.