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Briam
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Just a man and his dog* serving up sarcasm and bullshit.

Correction: dogs
This country is currently being run by a pile of fucking clown shoes.

CLOWN

SHOES

Jesus fuck, you wrinkled Cheeto. At the very least maybe try to read the scripts your handlers give you before stepping on the world's stage and making an ass...ass...acetaminophen of yourself.
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September 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What up LA. It's been a minute...
September 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I keep forgetting that social media is a thing. :-D

Got bored. Decided to refinish some floors.
September 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
NGL, I want shoulders even half as thick as this pumped up pocket pittie. I mean, do I even lift, bro?
May 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Buys expensive ass weights.

Uses the tiniest ones.

They're just for show.
April 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Got bored.
Built a leg press "attachment" for my functional trainer.
April 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Almost done. It doesn't need to be perfect, but it needs to at least be decent. Eventually this is all getting ripped out and replaced anyway.

Yes, I am well aware that the carpet does not match the drapes. :-D
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The world is in chaos, but it's nice to just ignore it for a little while and pretend our government isn't a dumpster fire.
March 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
All the base work is done. With new, waterproof backer board, there shouldn't be any more rot in the future, and even though the seams are caulked, I'm going to add a waterproof membrane coating before adding the tile back.
March 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trial and error, but almost ready for tile. Tbh, it was a lot easier than I expected. Once I have a lot more time, might just redo the whole bathroom.
March 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Rotten backer board, mold, and, oh yeah, ants...

At least it still functions as a bathtub.
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Well...shit. This was suppose to be the "where we are" photo, but this has become the "this is how it started" one. Was intending to just regrout the shower, but I found rotted cement board.

Fuck.
March 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's been a while, but I think it's time to get back to the gym on the regular. And by "back to the gym" I mean go downstairs stop using the squat rack as a clothes drying rack.

We're going to test out an AI powered fitness apps. Maybe it'll keep things spicy and let me use all my new gym toys!
March 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Apparently there is a Dog Distribution Network as well. Say hello to Maki the pibble gremlin.
January 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy Eat Like a Hobbit Day!

May a mysterious man in a pointy hat send you on a perilous quest to save the realm.
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Order from AliExpress and roll the dice...womp womp.
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Sums up my face anytime I look at a news feed lately...
November 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
A glorious return to social media so I can share pictures of our dog.
November 18, 2024 at 4:25 PM