The Devil Himself.
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The Devil Himself.
@thedevilhimself666.bsky.social
Just spending eternity all up in your details.

ThatSatanGuy.substack.com

Becoming a follower of Satan...
has never been so damn easy. 🔥😈🔥
Pinned
Dear #ChristianNationalists,

Sorry I misjudged you at first.

Sincerely,
Big D

(P.S. See you soon.)
Despite our history,
every now and then,
big guy in the attic says something that brings a smile to my face 😈
Senator Mike Lee posts prayers when a Republican has an allergic reaction but posts jokes when a Democrat is murdered in their home.

He’s going to Hell.
June 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The way this one listens to every li'l thing I whisper in his ear...

❤️‍🔥😈❤️‍🔥
“We are not cutting Medicaid”

- Speaker Johnson, lying 🤥

#TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
May 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
That's my guy 😈
May 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm Satan.
And I approve of this message.
😈
CANADA: Satan says vote Conservative 😈: “Wanna wear pins of the leader’s dumb head?” #canada #elections #april28th #marccarney #pierrepoilievre #jagmeetsingh #liberal #conservative
April 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes.
😈
April 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Crap.

I can't shake this feeling
that my li'l apocalypse party may be over.

God damn me.👿
(Again.)
April 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeah yeah, I can admit it.
Not my best day of evil.

Damn you, Wisconsin.

Damn you straight to me.
👿
April 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
We're redesigning our brochures down here, and you seem to have a...
flare... for copy.

If we commissioned you, would you be willing to...

sign... a li'l contract? 😈
Travel to the United States! Highlights include:
-viral outbreaks
-food borne illness
-plane crashes
-shootings
-race and gender based violence
-ICE detention centers
-and more!
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Hi #Elon!
As head of our quaint little operation down here
just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service.

We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations.

And now as it's time
to settle out your account
we'd like to thank you
for choosing Hell.😈
March 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why, thank you.
Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one.

Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore.

But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement...

I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me.

The future's looking dark.

And I'm on... 🔥😈🔥
They gave up their dignity and bent the knee, betraying both their customers and their country.

And they did it for money. Money they had no need for.

The result? They lost billions and billions.

The worst deal with the devil ever.
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A deal's a deal.

Adam held up his end of the bargain...

although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...

he was adorably much too eager to even question...

'yeah, but for what?'

😈
Adam Curry, former MTV VJ turned podcaster turned Christian nationalist, says those who oppose Elon Musk and DOGE "are under dark spiritual spells and I think we need to pray for them."
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
No no no!..

Is my sweet satanic surprise behind the face of an angel, actually turning..

good.. on me?

Amy..

What happened to our "they'll never see the dagger coming as I deeply plunge & twist it into the throats of the working class innocents" plans?
#AmyConeyBarret = 🔥💔🔥

youtu.be/fLG6FtGn3yk
March 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love pretend indignance.

It's one of my favorite inventions 😈
Andrew Tate is having a meltdown following the announcement that the Florida AG has opened a criminal investigation into him and his brother.

🍿
March 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Although against my personal ethics to officially like posts by Big G in the Attic...

gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d...

gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
We don't say thank you enough to the people we've come across who've made a true difference.

#MAGA... truly...

thanks for everything you do for me.

Don't ever stop being you.

See you soon 😈
a man wearing a red jacket and a black shirt
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media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Go on... just.. drive through that puddle..." I'll gently whisper to the Irvine officer pursuing one of my misunderstood criminal souls😈
This is a joke and a waste of taxpayer dollars. Irvine has the first (and hopefully last) police Cybertruck in the U.S.

Saw a guy on a video, I think TikTok, ripping parts off a Cybertruck with his bare hands and destroying the doors by slamming them. That car has no business in a police fleet.
February 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Anyone know where I could find a wristwatch version of a Doomsday clock?
February 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Doing everything I can to get this teacher tenured 😈
Dear Americans,

The only way anything ever gets better is for all the spoiled morons of America to suffer the consequences of their own vile, stupid, hate-filled plans.

They may destroy the Department of Education but in time they will learn that pain is a wonderful teacher.
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Mwaha--
not only did I not have to bother making a deal, given our ISFC (Immorality Soul Forfeiture Clause)...

he ended up approaching me w/a desperate offer just to stave off final destination for 7 years.

When he gets down here, payment will be... delicious.

(Btw, I made 'em dog years 😈)
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fav recipe-
Disillusionment Flambé:

•Marinate misled soul
in an au jus blend of
denial & willful ignorance.
•Sprinkle w/morsels of inconvenient truth.
•Let simmer w/rage.
•Baste in its cognitive dissonance 'til undone.
•Remove soul from
echo chamber.
•Set denial/ignorance on fire.

Serves eternity.
February 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Ohh, this is so dear to my brimstone-encrusted black little heart...

All abooooard...
the Gaslight Express!

The best chaos conductors of all😈
😏
God love 'em for trying...

alas, transparent psychology makes 'em an enemy to themselves 🤭

Stay Frosty folks, if this one's in your follow list.✌️😊
#TrollsInSheepsClothing
#DemFakeDemsFakingDems
February 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ok finalized the 10th circle plans. It'll be segregated for my incoming die-hard maga souls.

Calling it the "Maga Tier."

All torments'll be psychological rather vs physical (to rob 'em of any martyrdom wounds).

One'll be a chamber playing vids on loop of loved ones *begging* them to #LeaveMaga😈
February 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Goal's always to transition the need for subtle approach...

into egregiously overt
yet completely undetected by you precocious humans.

1 of my more successful accelerants to perceptual erosion:
the "I know U are but what am I" mind virus of cult members conditioned to call *others* cult members😙👌
a movie projector is shining a light on a dark background
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February 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gotta say
best part about all of it?
Not the agents/politicians *knowingly* carrying out my works. (Though you guys rock, keep it up!)

But no.
It's those souls in the exact moment they realize they were duped working for me all along.. their denial falling into defiant madness.
It's.. #magalicious😈
a child in a red devil costume is smiling .
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media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM