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Becoming a follower of Satan...
has never been so damn easy. 🔥😈🔥
every now and then,
big guy in the attic says something that brings a smile to my face 😈
He’s going to Hell.
every now and then,
big guy in the attic says something that brings a smile to my face 😈
❤️🔥😈❤️🔥
❤️🔥😈❤️🔥
And I approve of this message.
😈
And I approve of this message.
😈
😈
😈
I can't shake this feeling
that my li'l apocalypse party may be over.
God damn me.👿
(Again.)
I can't shake this feeling
that my li'l apocalypse party may be over.
God damn me.👿
(Again.)
Not my best day of evil.
Damn you, Wisconsin.
Damn you straight to me.
👿
Not my best day of evil.
Damn you, Wisconsin.
Damn you straight to me.
👿
flare... for copy.
If we commissioned you, would you be willing to...
sign... a li'l contract? 😈
-viral outbreaks
-food borne illness
-plane crashes
-shootings
-race and gender based violence
-ICE detention centers
-and more!
flare... for copy.
If we commissioned you, would you be willing to...
sign... a li'l contract? 😈
As head of our quaint little operation down here
just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service.
We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations.
And now as it's time
to settle out your account
we'd like to thank you
for choosing Hell.😈
As head of our quaint little operation down here
just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service.
We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations.
And now as it's time
to settle out your account
we'd like to thank you
for choosing Hell.😈
Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one.
Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore.
But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement...
I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me.
The future's looking dark.
And I'm on... 🔥😈🔥
And they did it for money. Money they had no need for.
The result? They lost billions and billions.
The worst deal with the devil ever.
Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one.
Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore.
But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement...
I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me.
The future's looking dark.
And I'm on... 🔥😈🔥
Adam held up his end of the bargain...
although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...
he was adorably much too eager to even question...
'yeah, but for what?'
😈
Adam held up his end of the bargain...
although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again...
he was adorably much too eager to even question...
'yeah, but for what?'
😈
Is my sweet satanic surprise behind the face of an angel, actually turning..
good.. on me?
Amy..
What happened to our "they'll never see the dagger coming as I deeply plunge & twist it into the throats of the working class innocents" plans?
#AmyConeyBarret = 🔥💔🔥
youtu.be/fLG6FtGn3yk
Is my sweet satanic surprise behind the face of an angel, actually turning..
good.. on me?
Amy..
What happened to our "they'll never see the dagger coming as I deeply plunge & twist it into the throats of the working class innocents" plans?
#AmyConeyBarret = 🔥💔🔥
youtu.be/fLG6FtGn3yk
It's one of my favorite inventions 😈
🍿
It's one of my favorite inventions 😈
gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d...
gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...
gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d...
gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...
#MAGA... truly...
thanks for everything you do for me.
Don't ever stop being you.
See you soon 😈
#MAGA... truly...
thanks for everything you do for me.
Don't ever stop being you.
See you soon 😈
Saw a guy on a video, I think TikTok, ripping parts off a Cybertruck with his bare hands and destroying the doors by slamming them. That car has no business in a police fleet.
The only way anything ever gets better is for all the spoiled morons of America to suffer the consequences of their own vile, stupid, hate-filled plans.
They may destroy the Department of Education but in time they will learn that pain is a wonderful teacher.
not only did I not have to bother making a deal, given our ISFC (Immorality Soul Forfeiture Clause)...
he ended up approaching me w/a desperate offer just to stave off final destination for 7 years.
When he gets down here, payment will be... delicious.
(Btw, I made 'em dog years 😈)
not only did I not have to bother making a deal, given our ISFC (Immorality Soul Forfeiture Clause)...
he ended up approaching me w/a desperate offer just to stave off final destination for 7 years.
When he gets down here, payment will be... delicious.
(Btw, I made 'em dog years 😈)
Disillusionment Flambé:
•Marinate misled soul
in an au jus blend of
denial & willful ignorance.
•Sprinkle w/morsels of inconvenient truth.
•Let simmer w/rage.
•Baste in its cognitive dissonance 'til undone.
•Remove soul from
echo chamber.
•Set denial/ignorance on fire.
Serves eternity.
Disillusionment Flambé:
•Marinate misled soul
in an au jus blend of
denial & willful ignorance.
•Sprinkle w/morsels of inconvenient truth.
•Let simmer w/rage.
•Baste in its cognitive dissonance 'til undone.
•Remove soul from
echo chamber.
•Set denial/ignorance on fire.
Serves eternity.
All abooooard...
the Gaslight Express!
The best chaos conductors of all😈
God love 'em for trying...
alas, transparent psychology makes 'em an enemy to themselves 🤭
Stay Frosty folks, if this one's in your follow list.✌️😊
#TrollsInSheepsClothing
#DemFakeDemsFakingDems
All abooooard...
the Gaslight Express!
The best chaos conductors of all😈
Calling it the "Maga Tier."
All torments'll be psychological rather vs physical (to rob 'em of any martyrdom wounds).
One'll be a chamber playing vids on loop of loved ones *begging* them to #LeaveMaga😈
Calling it the "Maga Tier."
All torments'll be psychological rather vs physical (to rob 'em of any martyrdom wounds).
One'll be a chamber playing vids on loop of loved ones *begging* them to #LeaveMaga😈
into egregiously overt
yet completely undetected by you precocious humans.
1 of my more successful accelerants to perceptual erosion:
the "I know U are but what am I" mind virus of cult members conditioned to call *others* cult members😙👌
into egregiously overt
yet completely undetected by you precocious humans.
1 of my more successful accelerants to perceptual erosion:
the "I know U are but what am I" mind virus of cult members conditioned to call *others* cult members😙👌
best part about all of it?
Not the agents/politicians *knowingly* carrying out my works. (Though you guys rock, keep it up!)
But no.
It's those souls in the exact moment they realize they were duped working for me all along.. their denial falling into defiant madness.
It's.. #magalicious😈
best part about all of it?
Not the agents/politicians *knowingly* carrying out my works. (Though you guys rock, keep it up!)
But no.
It's those souls in the exact moment they realize they were duped working for me all along.. their denial falling into defiant madness.
It's.. #magalicious😈