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The jester will see you in his office now.

"Fellow members
Club “We've got ours”
I'd like to introduce you to our host
He's got his and I've got mine
Meet The Decline"

Elbows way up!
Oh it will work.

Why wouldn't it work? Because it's ridiculous?

Never stopped him before. In fact the more absurd the better it works for him. He could mostly start talking in fart noises and it would work.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Look at the richest companies and people. Not a single one of them has innovated anything since becoming rich.

They just buy anyone who tries. The rich are killing humanity's ability to solve problems.

All they ever do is small variations on the same idea that got them rich.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
August 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
August 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
RFK Jr, Internet trolls, and public health experts, sitting in a tree, sharing the same ideas, for the same terrible reasons, with a slightly different angle to it.

Not fundamentally different from this:
August 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It was only natural that, having made this official policy with COVID, it would be extended to other pathogens, first by the conspiracy fantasy crowds, then by authorities and experts who want to justify having done something terrible in the first place.
August 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is like if someone tried to replicate poutine, but barfed into a container instead.

Pretty sure most of those are at least one type of crime in Quebec, if not several. Probably a religious offense, too.
July 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Basically, this, while pretending that Trump was swayed by being gifted the soccer ball:
July 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ironically, psychology suffers from this problem at a excessive level.

So it could be mostly false. It probably isn't, but it's still funny to think about. It's very likely mostly misinterpreted and misrepresented.
July 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Totally worth it. How could humanity possibly survive without having access to... whatever this is.
June 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
No thermostat. Only thermometer.
June 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ass, the podcast
May 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's basically the difference between being taken for a sucker by the likes of Bernie Madoff, who was considered a major serious institutional investor by the entire financial class, and putting all your life savings buying pumpkins in November.

Just absolute rube toddlers.
May 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You will eat the tariffs, and you will like it
May 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
May 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
April 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
April 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
April 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Same energy
April 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Awww. Thoughts and prayers to the business owners who voted for this.
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM