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LET.THE.DARKNESS.TAKE.YOU
February 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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10253.NUKES.HAVE.BEEN.LAUNCHED
February 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
10253.NUKES.HAVE.BEEN.LAUNCHED
February 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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WHATEVER.WE.ARE.JUST.GONNA.TURN.GOIKY.INTO.FALLOUT
February 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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IMMINENT THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY
"The Darkness" is an immortal evil god who wants to take over the planet. It will use nukes against us. So yeah, even if you are a vampire, just go for it.
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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yeah at this point i wouldn't be surprised if satan showed up and tried to take goiky as the new second layer of hell: peace except for every weekend when you nearly die (assuming you don't die for real)
UPDATE:
Preemptive Death Points have risen to ~4.62, due to "The Darkness" having nukes from the (now apparently collapsed) Soviet Goiky
so yeah the vampire thing is still predicted to happen but it might not be as powerful from the nukes' affect

get into the shelter within your nuclear shelter
PREEMPTIVE WEEKEND ALERT
Analysis suggests the coming weekend forecast will be "normal" for the Goiky/HootJ area. A vampire outbreak is expected (wear hazmat suits!!) combined with a deadly fog and a glitch named "The Darkness" which may mind control you.

Death Points for this weekend are ~1.63.
February 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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UPDATE:
Preemptive Death Points have risen to ~4.62, due to "The Darkness" having nukes from the (now apparently collapsed) Soviet Goiky
so yeah the vampire thing is still predicted to happen but it might not be as powerful from the nukes' affect

get into the shelter within your nuclear shelter
PREEMPTIVE WEEKEND ALERT
Analysis suggests the coming weekend forecast will be "normal" for the Goiky/HootJ area. A vampire outbreak is expected (wear hazmat suits!!) combined with a deadly fog and a glitch named "The Darkness" which may mind control you.

Death Points for this weekend are ~1.63.
February 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
HOLD.ON.I.FOUND.SOMETHING.....YOYLELIGHT?...WAIT.....YOYLELIGHT.YOU.CAN.GO.INTO.THE.PAST.WITH.THIS.AND.THE.FURTUE....THIS.WILL.BE.FUN
February 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
WHEN.ONE.EVIL.FAILS.ANTOHER.RISES
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A.NEW.WORLD
February 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM