Freeland of Goiky & the Inanimate Islands
@freelandofgoiky.bsky.social
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Home of New Dream Island, tours available!
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Hello. We are the Freeland of Goiky. Updates will be posted here. Current President is Loser, @therealloser.bsky.social.
HQ is The Purple House, 1 Freedom Way, Special Administrative District of Yoyleville (Yoyleville S.A.D.).
HQ is The Purple House, 1 Freedom Way, Special Administrative District of Yoyleville (Yoyleville S.A.D.).
don't mind the yoyleland country that came out of nowhere, someone thought it would be good to go against THE ONLY OTHER COUNTRY ON *EARTH* and that they could win
we're getting the lasers ready, they come with quantum-focused pseudo-gamma rays, count the quantum flux capacitator extension there
we're getting the lasers ready, they come with quantum-focused pseudo-gamma rays, count the quantum flux capacitator extension there
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
don't mind the yoyleland country that came out of nowhere, someone thought it would be good to go against THE ONLY OTHER COUNTRY ON *EARTH* and that they could win
we're getting the lasers ready, they come with quantum-focused pseudo-gamma rays, count the quantum flux capacitator extension there
we're getting the lasers ready, they come with quantum-focused pseudo-gamma rays, count the quantum flux capacitator extension there
//sorry if this is inconvenient for some but i'm going to bed, it's 2:20 in the morning and i think 30-ish percent of an all-nighter is good enough for me thank you
February 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
//sorry if this is inconvenient for some but i'm going to bed, it's 2:20 in the morning and i think 30-ish percent of an all-nighter is good enough for me thank you
taxes are now 0%
we realized we have infinite money and decided to stop being greedy
but we're not giving everyone infinite money then the global economy will crash
we realized we have infinite money and decided to stop being greedy
but we're not giving everyone infinite money then the global economy will crash
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
taxes are now 0%
we realized we have infinite money and decided to stop being greedy
but we're not giving everyone infinite money then the global economy will crash
we realized we have infinite money and decided to stop being greedy
but we're not giving everyone infinite money then the global economy will crash
Speaking of flags. here's our flag's meaning!
It's the 3 main regions of Goiky: Yoyleland (purple), the Grasslands (green), and both the TPOT set and deserts (yellow).
We fund TPOT so you can say it's a state-sponsored production. ;)
It's the 3 main regions of Goiky: Yoyleland (purple), the Grasslands (green), and both the TPOT set and deserts (yellow).
We fund TPOT so you can say it's a state-sponsored production. ;)
Oh! Happy (maybe late) Flag Day to the Canadians out there!
February 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Speaking of flags. here's our flag's meaning!
It's the 3 main regions of Goiky: Yoyleland (purple), the Grasslands (green), and both the TPOT set and deserts (yellow).
We fund TPOT so you can say it's a state-sponsored production. ;)
It's the 3 main regions of Goiky: Yoyleland (purple), the Grasslands (green), and both the TPOT set and deserts (yellow).
We fund TPOT so you can say it's a state-sponsored production. ;)
just realized "Freeland of Goiky" abbreviates to "FOG"
"Special Administrative District" to "SAD"
So a Special Administrative District of the Freeland of Goiky would be "SAD FOG"
is this some sort of distress signal which invaded my brain?
"Special Administrative District" to "SAD"
So a Special Administrative District of the Freeland of Goiky would be "SAD FOG"
is this some sort of distress signal which invaded my brain?
February 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
just realized "Freeland of Goiky" abbreviates to "FOG"
"Special Administrative District" to "SAD"
So a Special Administrative District of the Freeland of Goiky would be "SAD FOG"
is this some sort of distress signal which invaded my brain?
"Special Administrative District" to "SAD"
So a Special Administrative District of the Freeland of Goiky would be "SAD FOG"
is this some sort of distress signal which invaded my brain?
We now have the Inanimate Islands as a territory due to a treaty signed by MePhone 4, ensuring the safety and security of both Goiky & the Inanimate Islands.
So of COURSE we capitalized and said we had the islands in our name!
So would anyone object to it becoming the Inanimate Freeland Islands?
So of COURSE we capitalized and said we had the islands in our name!
So would anyone object to it becoming the Inanimate Freeland Islands?
February 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We now have the Inanimate Islands as a territory due to a treaty signed by MePhone 4, ensuring the safety and security of both Goiky & the Inanimate Islands.
So of COURSE we capitalized and said we had the islands in our name!
So would anyone object to it becoming the Inanimate Freeland Islands?
So of COURSE we capitalized and said we had the islands in our name!
So would anyone object to it becoming the Inanimate Freeland Islands?
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knew the nuclear shelter squared was a wise choice
February 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
knew the nuclear shelter squared was a wise choice
yeah everyone just shelter now, the usual, we'll wait until this all blows over on monday
February 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
yeah everyone just shelter now, the usual, we'll wait until this all blows over on monday
yeah we're shifting to defense now
jk we aborbed soviet goiky's nukes, so we have 9000 but we're not using them so double jk
jk we aborbed soviet goiky's nukes, so we have 9000 but we're not using them so double jk
2500.NUKES.HAVE.BEEN.FIRED
February 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
yeah we're shifting to defense now
jk we aborbed soviet goiky's nukes, so we have 9000 but we're not using them so double jk
jk we aborbed soviet goiky's nukes, so we have 9000 but we're not using them so double jk
IMMINENT THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY
"The Darkness" is an immortal evil god who wants to take over the planet. It will use nukes against us. So yeah, even if you are a vampire, just go for it.
"The Darkness" is an immortal evil god who wants to take over the planet. It will use nukes against us. So yeah, even if you are a vampire, just go for it.
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
IMMINENT THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY
"The Darkness" is an immortal evil god who wants to take over the planet. It will use nukes against us. So yeah, even if you are a vampire, just go for it.
"The Darkness" is an immortal evil god who wants to take over the planet. It will use nukes against us. So yeah, even if you are a vampire, just go for it.
you could say we're "battle born"
February 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
you could say we're "battle born"
we are activating defense, we will also try to nuke the evil and kill it
THATS IT WE ARE FIREING THE NUKES
February 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
we are activating defense, we will also try to nuke the evil and kill it
and this is proof the weekends aren't safe anymore
new curfew 6pm to sunrise on weekends (including Friday afternoon)
new curfew 6pm to sunrise on weekends (including Friday afternoon)
WHEN.ONE.EVIL.FAILS.ANTOHER.RISES
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
and this is proof the weekends aren't safe anymore
new curfew 6pm to sunrise on weekends (including Friday afternoon)
new curfew 6pm to sunrise on weekends (including Friday afternoon)
EMERGENCY BULLETIN
"The Darkness", likely evil, is using the vampires as bait to lure its prey. There is 1 likely victim. Do not accept its offer for now.
"The Darkness", likely evil, is using the vampires as bait to lure its prey. There is 1 likely victim. Do not accept its offer for now.
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
EMERGENCY BULLETIN
"The Darkness", likely evil, is using the vampires as bait to lure its prey. There is 1 likely victim. Do not accept its offer for now.
"The Darkness", likely evil, is using the vampires as bait to lure its prey. There is 1 likely victim. Do not accept its offer for now.
3.5 vampires now, price tag preemptively added due to saying they wanted to turn into one
UPDATE; it's ~3 vampires, unsure if price tag/tree will bite (and unsure if price tag will become a vampire)
UPDATE: Price Tag is not predicted to become a vampire, and Tree claims to only eat fruit.
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
3.5 vampires now, price tag preemptively added due to saying they wanted to turn into one
UPDATE; it's ~3 vampires, unsure if price tag/tree will bite (and unsure if price tag will become a vampire)
UPDATE: Price Tag is not predicted to become a vampire, and Tree claims to only eat fruit.
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
4 current vampires:
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
February 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
UPDATE; it's ~3 vampires, unsure if price tag/tree will bite (and unsure if price tag will become a vampire)
UPDATE: Price Tag is not predicted to become a vampire, and Tree claims to only eat fruit.
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
4 current vampires:
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
February 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
UPDATE: Price Tag is not predicted to become a vampire, and Tree claims to only eat fruit.
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
Thus, the total of vampires is ~2.5
4 current vampires:
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
February 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
4 current vampires:
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
Donut
Marker
Tree
Price Tag
More propaganda: It is advised NOT to approach any vampires, even if they claim to be safe or are trusted.
You don't have to be a vampire to eat fruit.
And also, preemptive research indicates that sometimes, in large crowds of prey, vampires have an INSTINCIVE URGE to bite others.
Stay safe.
You don't have to be a vampire to eat fruit.
And also, preemptive research indicates that sometimes, in large crowds of prey, vampires have an INSTINCIVE URGE to bite others.
Stay safe.
I don't plan on biting people. I just want to eat fruit.
a bat with its mouth open is laying on a pink blanket
ALT: a bat with its mouth open is laying on a pink blanket
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
More propaganda: It is advised NOT to approach any vampires, even if they claim to be safe or are trusted.
You don't have to be a vampire to eat fruit.
And also, preemptive research indicates that sometimes, in large crowds of prey, vampires have an INSTINCIVE URGE to bite others.
Stay safe.
You don't have to be a vampire to eat fruit.
And also, preemptive research indicates that sometimes, in large crowds of prey, vampires have an INSTINCIVE URGE to bite others.
Stay safe.
so @mefon4.bsky.social, can we establish a limited territory in the inanimate islands? we'll use it solely for the benefit of the both of us (eg, defense and healthcare) and you can withdraw at any time
February 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
so @mefon4.bsky.social, can we establish a limited territory in the inanimate islands? we'll use it solely for the benefit of the both of us (eg, defense and healthcare) and you can withdraw at any time
//as for freeland, i'll mostly relegate it as a sort of eas for goiky and stuff
February 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
//as for freeland, i'll mostly relegate it as a sort of eas for goiky and stuff
Goiky is now unified under the Freeland, due to Soviet Goiky's collapse.
February 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Goiky is now unified under the Freeland, due to Soviet Goiky's collapse.
Quarantine is now in affect for all Freeland provinces.
You may only leave your house for essential needs, and we will set up a fund so our citizens can continue to receive money. 911 will still be operational, but for vampire-related emergencies please use 676.
You may only leave your house for essential needs, and we will set up a fund so our citizens can continue to receive money. 911 will still be operational, but for vampire-related emergencies please use 676.
February 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Quarantine is now in affect for all Freeland provinces.
You may only leave your house for essential needs, and we will set up a fund so our citizens can continue to receive money. 911 will still be operational, but for vampire-related emergencies please use 676.
You may only leave your house for essential needs, and we will set up a fund so our citizens can continue to receive money. 911 will still be operational, but for vampire-related emergencies please use 676.
This act will also give funding for the Freeland Dprt. of Media to create resources about the truth of vampires.
following the emergency passage of the Vampire Find, Test, and Cure/Destroy Act (Vampire DTC/D Act), vampires are now legally considered to be equal to zombies, thus giving permission for the public to kill vampires on sight for a cash reward of $250,000/vampire corpse.
if and only if the vampire comes toward you, make them smell garlic
they're still "human" in a sense, but we've made an emergency declaration letting you kill vampires as self defense if you think it will attack you
they're still "human" in a sense, but we've made an emergency declaration letting you kill vampires as self defense if you think it will attack you
February 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This act will also give funding for the Freeland Dprt. of Media to create resources about the truth of vampires.
following the emergency passage of the Vampire Find, Test, and Cure/Destroy Act (Vampire DTC/D Act), vampires are now legally considered to be equal to zombies, thus giving permission for the public to kill vampires on sight for a cash reward of $250,000/vampire corpse.
if and only if the vampire comes toward you, make them smell garlic
they're still "human" in a sense, but we've made an emergency declaration letting you kill vampires as self defense if you think it will attack you
they're still "human" in a sense, but we've made an emergency declaration letting you kill vampires as self defense if you think it will attack you
February 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
following the emergency passage of the Vampire Find, Test, and Cure/Destroy Act (Vampire DTC/D Act), vampires are now legally considered to be equal to zombies, thus giving permission for the public to kill vampires on sight for a cash reward of $250,000/vampire corpse.