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I assure you I'm anything but, but it's very sweet of you to say so 💖
you're really cool by the way I just think you should know (heart)
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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😽
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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a few finishing touches to go, but almost there
semi-nude sleeping person in a classical style rendered in embroidery and crochet on pale pink background
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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ma’am, you will have to figure that out yourself
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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🥂
"If you choose to speak in riddles, do not be surprised when I interpret your words in the manner most flattering to me." Hubert bowed his head. "I suppose that's a risk I can afford." Ferdinand leaned forward — probably couldn't quite hear him over the noise — and, words tripping over one another began: "I was wondering… that is, if you would consider… maybe we could-" A familiar voice interrupted him. "There you are!" Ferdinand straightened up, his face flushed. Hubert cursed inwardly. He'd never been less happy to see Dorothea, and she almost caught him disposing of a body once in the Academy. Still, he schooled his features into his best approximation of polite amiability. To an outside observer it looked more like constipation, but that shouldn't erase the effort expended.
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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this is Hubert in my fics like 90% of time
screenshot from MET's production of Gianni Schicchi in the centre stands a woman in a pink dress, with her boyfriend on one side, and her father on the other the subtitles say: I'm pining, I'm in agony!
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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👀
like this and I’ll give you a song that starts with the first letter of your username
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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WIP Wednesday, feat: RIP Hubert, it seems your crush is not into men (source: your own assumptions)
One moment of weakness. One single moment of weakness that would probably haunt him forever. Near the end of the war, he may or may not have insinuated something about attraction to a particular pair of legs and the person attached to them, and Dorothea would never let him forget that. If only because it was often a welcome distraction from her own romantic woes. "Nothing comes to mind." "You should make a move before someone else sweeps him off his hooves." "That would not be a wise move, seeing as we are often in close contact." Nothing would be gained and much could be lost if he followed her advice and made a fool out of himself in front of Ferdinand. "And even if that weren't a concern, as a man, I stand no chance." "Are you sure?" Dorothea tilted her head, looking somewhere behind his shoulders. "Well, if you say so. I can never quite tell with nobles."
October 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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horny edition because it's October, or silly edition because it's me
let's play writer's "would you ever"
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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slow afternoon/evening
Reblog if you're okay with receiving asks for backstory info on any/all of your fics.
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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progress is happening
semi-nude person laying on pillows, unread book in hand, worked in embroidery and crochet lace
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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this is kinda short, but yeah! their supports are interesting - I've never written these two before
what about Bernie and Jeritza... their potential dynamic is so intriguing to me For the first few hours following his sudden appearance at the Varley estate, Jeritza didn't say a word. In a flash of inspiration, Bernadetta picked up the discarded Death Knight's helmed, and held it out to him. Though the blood had been mostly wiped off, it still felt strangely heavy. He took it from her, but didn't put it on. Instead, he looked down, as if trying to meet the Death Knight's eyes. "I..." he began, his voice strangled, as though he was unaccustomed to speaking. Maybe that was the case. He'd never been one for conversation, and he'd vanished for so many years all but few assumed he'd perished in the line of duty to the Empire. "I didn't know where else to go."
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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if you think you've seen this before no you haven't
"I would ask you to trust me when I say I'm well enough to resume my duties," he replied without hesitation. He sat down and tried a different angle. "Earlier, I went to town to see to a couple of personal matters. I dare say that the fresh air was… fairly agreeable." His lady's expression turned grim. "I heard all about that." She leaned forward in her seat and propped her head on her hands, trying to express her point in the kindest way possible. "Hubert, it's not normal that a shopkeeper faints at the merest sight of you." Close enough. "Maybe he fainted for an unrelated reason," he defended himself. "We are not having this discussion." Another sigh. "Hubert, you're prone to overworking yourself at the best of times, and I appreciate all that you do, but everything is under control. All that is required of you now is to focus on rest and recovery. If you must argue with someone, argue with Ferdinand."
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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a post-canon endcard in which Constance starts a business to fund the restoration of her house, and Ignatz joins her as a fashion illustrator, because he needs to convince his family he can make the art career work stat
Question: Why does leaving just a little to the imagination like wearing lingerie or underwear often look sexier than being completely naked? Answer: Usually lingerie is cursed by a witch before it's sold in stores
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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You know this crossed my mind before... ❤️‍🔥
He could picture a great number of things wrapped around Ferdinand’s neck. Back in their Academy days, he imagined his fingers there quite regularly. A garrotte, once or twice. They’d both matured since then, of course. He’d settle for a choker now. A length of velvet ribbon wound closely around his throat, felt with every swallow. A fine chain, dipping into the opening in his shirt before vanishing out of sight, if not out of mind. Ferdinand picked a random kerchief from the pile and held it against his neck. “What about this one?” ‘Utterly abhorrent,’ Hubert said, not unexpectedly, ‘it will suit you well.’
October 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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this is quite tame and I deviated from the prompt a little, but I hope this is still fun

feat. a little experiment with aphrodisiacs gone wrong (gone right?)
ferdibert voice kink for kink October perhaps? Neither could've predicted things would turn out that way. Honey made out of the pollen of a certain plant, found chiefly in Aegir and Rusalka, that was favoured by many for its mild aphrodisiacal effect. When Ferdinand brought back a jar from his last trip home and suggested they give it a try, Hubert saw no reason to refuse. After all, he'd developed resistance to most common toxins, and stimulants didn't particularly affect him either. His dose was smaller than Ferdinand's, too, because he didn't particularly care for the cloying sweetness. In conclusion, it was most unfair that he- He buried his face into Ferdinand's neck, trying to stifle a moan. "I did not expect you would be so sensitive," Ferdinand commented, his hand hovering a few millimetres above Hubert's back. "You're enjoying this," he growled through gritted teeth, palming himself over his trousers. "Well, I admit, it is not every day I have the pleasure of seeing you so…" Ferdinand trailed off. They'd ran into that a few times — even the tamest dirty talk came to him with considerable difficulty. Hubert looked up. His lover's pupils were noticeably dilated. It was supposed to be an indicator of something, but Hubert would be damned if he could recall what it was. Sweat was dripping down his neck. When did their sitting room get so hot? His skin itched. He dug his fingers into his side, rutting helplessly against his other hand. "How would you like me to assist you?" Ferdinand murmured into his ear. The words went straight to his cock, bypassing his brain entirely. Hubert groaned and uttered a sentence he never thought would pass his lips: "Keep talking." Of course that was the moment Ferdinand found himself at a loss of words. He licked his lips, praying for inspiration to strike and… "You are doing very well." … that was all he could muster. Deep breaths. He wrapped an arm around Hubert and leaned closer, his lips brushing his lover's ear when he tried again. "You are irresistible when you are like this, do you know that? Keep going, I can hardly wait to see you cum." His tongue tripped on the last word, and his own face was scarlet, flustered by his own vulgarity. But he promised to help, didn't he? "Allow me to tell you what I was thinking of when I purchased the honey…"
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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ig we doing silly ferbies yuri; some filth in the second part
hypnosis Duke Aegir's successor has matured considerably since the beginning to the war. Not that lady Vestra would ever make the mistake of saying it out loud — she was still brash, loud, and hungry for attention, but her other qualities made up that. Most of the time, at least. "You are a rather miserable host, do you know that?" "I can't recall inviting you." Heidi didn't even bother to look up from the tome she acquired in the Shadow Library. She didn't need to. She could picture the expression, akin to that of a kicked puppy, all too clearly. "I'd be finished sooner if you weren't this hellbent on disrupting my concentration." An exaggerated sigh could be heard from Heidi's bed in on the other side of the small monastery room. "Had I known, I would bring some work of my own. What has you so mesmerised anyway?" "Hypnosis," Heidi murmured, wondering whether Friederike missed the hint that she wanted silence, or whether she had simply elected to ignore it. With her, either option was equally likely. A pause. "For combat purposes? I shudder to think what that would do in the wrong hands." A low chuckle rumbled deep in Heidi's chest. "Wrong hands?" She made a dismissive gesture and finally glanced at her lover. "It's not as simple as you imagine. It takes considerable experience to successfully hypnotise just one person, not to mention that not everyone makes a suitable subject. Though… some may be more susceptible than others." Friederike nodded slowly, tapping her chin deep in thought. "That makes sense. I find it hard to imagine falling for such a parlour trick myself." Heidi's first instinct was to correct her again, but she stopped herself in time. Instead she asked: "Would you like to test that assumption?" Friederike lit up. "Why not? Even though it most certainly cannot affect me, it might be an interesting experience nonetheless. Do with me as you please." The smirk that split Heidi's face should've warned her.
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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If you see this, post a picture from your device without explaining it
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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#thedarkivistwrites

(happy to listen to requests)

Not smut, but maybe this is something...? I love dororitza, and I kinda like the idea of them getting a bit freaky after battle, because she wants some human contact and he thinks it's hot when she's destructive. Thoughts? Might continue this.
Dorothea and Jeritza kinky october fic would be >>> The creeping dawn leaked in through the holes in the roof. The cathedral had been crumbling since the beginning of the war. The same could be said about Dorothea. Some of her allies came there to pray after battles, especially after battles as bloody and destructive as the last one, and she envied them whatever comfort they could find in the ritual. Since the professor's disappearance, Dorothea lacked the heart for it. Instead, she visited the cathedral during yet another sleepless night, hoping the silence was deep enough to drown out the ringing in her ears. The silence didn't help. She was sitting in the front pew, looking down at the Death Knight — no, Jeritza — with peculiar, detached fascination. It was probably a mistake. A parody of all those romances Dorothea lived out on stage. He held her hand to his face, as if to kiss it, cool eyes never leaving her face. "You smell of blood." She swallowed hard. "I ran out of magic during battle." With magic, it felt less like she was taking a life, at least. The sword didn't permit that little necessary self-deception. Her breath caught in her throat as he laid his head on her lap, lips parted. His hair slid to the side, revealing the nape of his neck, strangely vulnerable in a way she couldn't imagine him to be. Dorothea reached out to touch the newly exposed skin, but stopped herself in time. "May I?" she asked, her voice hoarse. Jeritza turned his eyes to her once more and gave a slight nod.
October 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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monsterloving mwednesday ferbies
Some of the water crested over the edge of the bathtub and spilt on the floor, gleaming on the already damp tiles. Moonlight leeched colour out of the world, throwing the bathroom into stark chiaroscuro. Black tiles. White walls. One black shoe at the doorstep. One black shoe under the white washbasin. White towels. White hand clawing at the white porcelain. Hubert's other hand was tangled in the mass of wavy hair, as though it were the only thing anchoring him. The scales scattered in patches down Ferdinand's back seemed almost silver in that cold unreal light as he continued pushing into his willing quarry. Hubert could feel the muscles in Ferdinand's tail shift as he held him down with all the ease of someone lifting a teacup. Ferdinand smiled at him, an open, unpretending smile full of sharp teeth. A thrill shot up through Hubert's spine, and overflowed in a moan at the first shallow thrust. His head lolled back against the edge of the bathtub, acutely aware of the fingers brushing his hair away from his eyes. "I want you to look at me when I am inside you," Ferdinand murmured and punctuated the statement with a peck on the tip of his nose. "I should've known you were a deviant," Hubert shot back, his voice cracking far too much to truly sell the facade of nonchalance. The monster nuzzled his neck, a hint of those sharp teeth teasing the skin above his pulse point. "Compared to whom?"
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
September 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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WIP-less behaviours
If you could get me to write one fic, what ship, trope, kink, etc would it be?
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I still love the idea of Hubert keeping one of Ferdinand’s hair ties - a little keepsake that’s easy enough to explain away 🥰
Ask me something! what do you think is the sappiest thing Hubert has ever done?
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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… how is that different from his normal life? 😏
Ask me something! hubert gets isekai'd into a harem anime
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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They’re both very brave about it, but Hubert wants to be coddled afterwards more. But he will not admit it. He’s just there. Radiating 🥺 energy. He has all the side effects.
Ask me something! who is the bigger baby about shots, Ferdinand or Hubert
September 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM