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Dan K. Lark
@thedanklark.bsky.social
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Half blind and spitting straight into the wind

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Dan K. Lark
PO Box 1138
Portland, ME
04104

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Their maple bacon is different though, it’s a standard old fashioned with a maple glaze and bacon bits instead of the Voodoo Doughnut-style frosted bar topped with two brittle, dried out bacon strips.
Maple bacon donuts from The Holy Donut in Portland, Maine
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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face + scent
Leatherface from the 1974 classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Piggy Poo Balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth”
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket. Inspired by the concept of "a piece of cloth," its singular 3D-knitted construction is designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items. Beginning Friday, November 14, it will be available at select Apple Store locations and on apple.com in France, Greater China, Italy, Japan, Singapore, South Korea, the UK, and the U.S.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Leatherface from the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre, of course. Poor guy was just minding his business when all these damn teenagers start wandering into his house, what else was he supposed to do?
Leatherface from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre looking not at all happy with the trespassers on his property.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Professor Birack (Victor Wong) from John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness saying “Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level… into ghosts and shadows.”
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I found a great corduroy sport coat at Goodwill last month, it’s got the faux suede patches on the elbows and everything. Weighs about 11 lbs.
A light brown corduroy blazer with large wooden buttons and tan fake (I assume) suede elbow patches
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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A very doinked looking George Bush with the caption “Shawty better fart on that thing”
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Stolen from Getting Learnt Philosophy on Facebook:
Trailer Park Boys’ Ricky with his shirtsleeve on fire as Bubbles and Julian look on. Ricky’s saying “Fuck! I’m on fire, boys!” A caption reads “Dick Cheney right now be like”
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The bear costume guy and his “friend” from The Shining
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Orson Wells, voice of Unicron from 1986’s The Transformers: The Movie and wine commercials
Orson “Unicron” Welles for Paul Masson wines
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“I get off to women’s suffering” -You
Godspeed You! Woke... @DrW... • Sep30 g... Nothing, nothing, nothing creeps me out more than people who laugh just a little *too* hard at jokes like "the only good man is a dead one" 2 11 1lil 545 Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick Follow • • I get off to women's suffering and am friends with women who get off on men's suffering, and still - I can't think of things that squick me out worse than speaking about something this obviously erotic without a hint of sexuality in their tone. It's creepy school shooter shit. 3:07 AM • Sep 30, 2025 • 345 Views
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I mean, I have to ask the question of every human woman-coded robot in sci-fi history: Why’s it need titties? It’s a robot, it should look androgynous and appliancey like this:
The Robinson family and their mechanical chum Robot from the OG Lost in Space
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Me at literally everything this fucking psycho posts:
The Bart Simpson “What an odd thing to say” meme
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Big G’s been known to cut a rug.
Godzilla doing a joyful victory dance in the low gravity of Planet X after he and Rodan finished knocked King Ghidora’s dick into the dirt (at least temporarily). From Invasion of the Astro-Monster, 1965
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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He gets off to women’s suffering *and* 15-year-olds
Godspeed You! Woke... @DrW... • Sep30 g... Nothing, nothing, nothing creeps me out more than people who laugh just a little *too* hard at jokes like "the only good man is a dead one" 2 11 1lil 545 Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick Follow • • I get off to women's suffering and am friends with women who get off on men's suffering, and still - I can't think of things that squick me out worse than speaking about something this obviously erotic without a hint of sexuality in their tone. It's creepy school shooter shit. 3:07 AM • Sep 30, 2025 • 345 Views
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Comedy Bang Bang’s Danny Mahoney (Andy Daly) and his business number, 555-COME-ON-NOW
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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As soon as I saw the name and pfp I recognized it from this screenshot I saw earlier this morning:
Godspeed You! Woke... @DrW... • Sep30 g... Nothing, nothing, nothing creeps me out more than people who laugh just a little *too* hard at jokes like "the only good man is a dead one" 2 11 1lil 545 Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick Follow • • I get off to women's suffering and am friends with women who get off on men's suffering, and still - I can't think of things that squick me out worse than speaking about something this obviously erotic without a hint of sexuality in their tone. It's creepy school shooter shit. 3:07 AM • Sep 30, 2025 • 345 Views
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Don’t you have some women’s suffering to get off to, creep
Godspeed You! Woke... @DrW... • Sep30 g... Nothing, nothing, nothing creeps me out more than people who laugh just a little *too* hard at jokes like "the only good man is a dead one" 2 11 1lil 545 Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick Follow • • I get off to women's suffering and am friends with women who get off on men's suffering, and still - I can't think of things that squick me out worse than speaking about something this obviously erotic without a hint of sexuality in their tone. It's creepy school shooter shit. 3:07 AM • Sep 30, 2025 • 345 Views
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems!
Homer Simpson raising a glass to the people of Springfield at the end of “Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment”
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Same energy
A food drive at a Walmart, a sign near some bins says: Please donate food items here so Associates in Need can enjoy Thanksgiving Dinner
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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This has all the energy and compassion of a Walmart asking their customers to donate food to their severely underpaid employees.
A food drive at a Walmart store, the sign reads “Please donate food items here so associates in need can enjoy Thanksgiving dinner”
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Nope, they added a caption on this one:
12:29 M Posts Replies •l 5Gw ［89 Media Videos Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bs... •14h Don't forget your MAGA hats when you get in the Food Bank Lines. ALT 25 ≥ 156 O 542 Born blue @bornblue502.bsky.... • 1h Never take it off SharonA is watchin... @sharo. Thanke Rlua. lave fancl G
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The coward removed my repost, so here’s a screenshot complete with alt text:
A Bluesky post from Red Hibiscus @redhibiscus23.bsky.social featuring a text image that reads “Don't forget your MAGA hats when you get in the Food Bank Lines.” and captioned with a smirking face emoji it was posted on October 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM. It goes without saying but they disabled the replies, because they’re a coward who can dish it out but not take it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I can’t believe someone traded me this sakura variant Jet Jaguar Re-Action figure for a stack of Showa era Godzilla DVDs I don’t need.
An amazing Jet Jaguar Re-Action figure from Super 7, it’s the pink sakura (cherry blossom) variant
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Robert Knepper appreciation post
Knepper as Rodney Mitchum and Jim Belushi as his brother Bradley from Twin Peaks The Return. They’re watching an intense gunfight happening outside a suburban home, and Bradley says “What the fuck kind of neighborhood is this?” Rodney replies matter-of-factly, “People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.”
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM