Their maple bacon is different though, it’s a standard old fashioned with a maple glaze and bacon bits instead of the Voodoo Doughnut-style frosted bar topped with two brittle, dried out bacon strips.

Only good maple bacon donut I’ve ever had is from The Holy Donut in Maine. All their donuts are the best I’ve had, they use potato flour instead of wheat flour and it gives them this amazing melt-in-your-mouth texture.

Damn. They’re really gonna torch the place on their way out, aren’t they.

*Pope Leo in the Criterion Closet* The fuck is this artsy crap. Do you have Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins?

My dad spent four decades with the SSA, things like this can either be done fast or they can be done right. It took *years* for the SSA to finally digitize their records, I’m talking most of the 1990s. And that was just Social Security, not the tangled nightmare that is the US healthcare system.

I get that, but it’s like the saying goes, “You can’t make a baby in a month by getting nine women pregnant at the same time.” We’re talking about providing continuity of care for the millions of people with private insurance or none at all.

Obama ran on universal healthcare as a longterm goal, keep in mind it would involve a complete top-to-bottom overhaul of how our entire healthcare system operates and the total elimination of the health insurance industry.

I didn’t even know this was a thing. I mean I knew about hemp-derived THC products, but I didn’t know Minnesota had a whole industry built around it.

I’m ugly and I smell bad, is the point I’m trying to convey here.

Okay, see, that’s exactly what a fan theory is. It’s one throwaway joke in one movie, it’s never been established in any of the movies that “Bond” is just a codename. In fact Skyfall straight up tells us it’s not a codename.

That was an intentional fourth wall break, so that line can also be interpreted as an out-of-character moment where Roger Moore is directly addressing the audience. Keep in mind the Moore era was defined by its winking, tongue-in-cheek humor.

That’s how I’ve always understood it, I mean just look at how wildly different in tone the Connery and Moore eras were.

Yeah, I thought it was generally accepted that every time Bond gets a new actor it’s effectively a soft reboot. And then there’s the “James Bond is just a codename” fan theory, which I think they were gonna incorporate into one of the Craig movies.

I didn’t realize we were only talking about rich people, when you said “everybody” I just assumed you meant everybody. Of course rich people will buy these, they bought Juiceros for chrissake.

If they were $40-50 like a pair of basic Crocs instead of $150-230, you’d probably be right.

That’s for the long strap version, the short ones are a relative bargain at only $149.99.