The Daftest Lap (8-2) 🏴🇪🇺
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Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now
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Gonna make my first billion as the hospitality industry executive who invents letting you filter hotels by things like “hosting a wedding this weekend,” “kids sports team staying here,”there’s a Morgan Wallen concert nearby and everybody’s going to be a ‘yee-yee’ asshole.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Gonna make my first billion as the hospitality industry executive who invents letting you filter hotels by things like “hosting a wedding this weekend,” “kids sports team staying here,”there’s a Morgan Wallen concert nearby and everybody’s going to be a ‘yee-yee’ asshole.”
Gibraltar 1-2 Montenegro. This one means nothing really as both are out, but Gibraltar narrowly miss out on a good result for them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Gibraltar 1-2 Montenegro. This one means nothing really as both are out, but Gibraltar narrowly miss out on a good result for them.
Poland 1-1 Netherlands. No confirmation yet for the Netherlands but the massive goal difference advantage will likely be enough for them to be celebrating in front of their home fans on Monday.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Poland 1-1 Netherlands. No confirmation yet for the Netherlands but the massive goal difference advantage will likely be enough for them to be celebrating in front of their home fans on Monday.
Slovakia 1-0 Northern Ireland. Slovakia go to Germany on Monday, knowing a win will send them to their 2nd World Cup.
Northern Ireland are guaranteed a playoff as one of the four Nations League Teams. They'll be a fourth seed for that, that's an away game against one of the top four seeds.
Northern Ireland are guaranteed a playoff as one of the four Nations League Teams. They'll be a fourth seed for that, that's an away game against one of the top four seeds.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Slovakia 1-0 Northern Ireland. Slovakia go to Germany on Monday, knowing a win will send them to their 2nd World Cup.
Northern Ireland are guaranteed a playoff as one of the four Nations League Teams. They'll be a fourth seed for that, that's an away game against one of the top four seeds.
Northern Ireland are guaranteed a playoff as one of the four Nations League Teams. They'll be a fourth seed for that, that's an away game against one of the top four seeds.
Northern Ireland completely losing their discipline at the end here. Ballard sent off
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Northern Ireland completely losing their discipline at the end here. Ballard sent off
Luxembourg 0-2 Germany. Job done for Germany. Looking like a winner takes all against Slovakia in Leipzig.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Luxembourg 0-2 Germany. Job done for Germany. Looking like a winner takes all against Slovakia in Leipzig.
Croatia 3-1 Faroe Islands.
Croatia going to the World Cup
Croatia going to the World Cup
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Croatia 3-1 Faroe Islands.
Croatia going to the World Cup
Croatia going to the World Cup
"It's a celebration like they won the World Cup"
Not bitter, not bitter at all there mate
Not bitter, not bitter at all there mate
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"It's a celebration like they won the World Cup"
Not bitter, not bitter at all there mate
Not bitter, not bitter at all there mate
SLOVAKIA SCORE
WILL THIS COUNT THIS TIME
WILL THIS COUNT THIS TIME
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
SLOVAKIA SCORE
WILL THIS COUNT THIS TIME
WILL THIS COUNT THIS TIME
Woltemade for the second time. 2-0 Germany
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Woltemade for the second time. 2-0 Germany
3-1 Croatia, and I'm afraid it's Faroever
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
3-1 Croatia, and I'm afraid it's Faroever
SLOVAKIA IN FRONT
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
SLOVAKIA IN FRONT
Croatia lead. Heartbreaking scenes
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Croatia lead. Heartbreaking scenes
Slovakia lead Northern Ireland
...or not. This might be offside
...or not. This might be offside
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Slovakia lead Northern Ireland
...or not. This might be offside
...or not. This might be offside
Netherlands level in Poland
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Netherlands level in Poland
Germany lead in Luxembourg. Massive, much needed goal.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Germany lead in Luxembourg. Massive, much needed goal.
POLAND LEAD THE NETHERLANDS
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
POLAND LEAD THE NETHERLANDS
Gibraltar are currently 1-0 up at home to Montenegro. This Qualifying cycle is batshit
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Gibraltar are currently 1-0 up at home to Montenegro. This Qualifying cycle is batshit
THE FAROE ISLANDS LEAD IN CROATIA
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THE FAROE ISLANDS LEAD IN CROATIA
Finland have just lost 1-0 to Malta.
What a way to go out of the World Cup.
Poland and Netherlands confirmed top two. Netherlands win the group with a win in their game later.
What a way to go out of the World Cup.
Poland and Netherlands confirmed top two. Netherlands win the group with a win in their game later.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finland have just lost 1-0 to Malta.
What a way to go out of the World Cup.
Poland and Netherlands confirmed top two. Netherlands win the group with a win in their game later.
What a way to go out of the World Cup.
Poland and Netherlands confirmed top two. Netherlands win the group with a win in their game later.
MALTA ARE WINNING. HOLY FUCK
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
MALTA ARE WINNING. HOLY FUCK
Supported this guy since watching him wrestle in a gym in Dundee for SWE back in 2014.
What a story. Say his fucking name.
What a story. Say his fucking name.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Supported this guy since watching him wrestle in a gym in Dundee for SWE back in 2014.
What a story. Say his fucking name.
What a story. Say his fucking name.
Great job sucking up to these cunts, Starmer. Great fucking job mate
Also, fuck Tom Homan, the fucking Nazi gammon fuck
Also, fuck Tom Homan, the fucking Nazi gammon fuck
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Great job sucking up to these cunts, Starmer. Great fucking job mate
Also, fuck Tom Homan, the fucking Nazi gammon fuck
Also, fuck Tom Homan, the fucking Nazi gammon fuck
Only game going right now is Finland 0-0 Malta.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Only game going right now is Finland 0-0 Malta.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
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And just to be very clear: if you ever think women don't belong in sport whether as an employee or a fan, you will be blocked immediately. Don't you dare ever think women don't belong in the sporting world. Sexist comments like 'stay in the kitchen' are still around. Stone age losers.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And just to be very clear: if you ever think women don't belong in sport whether as an employee or a fan, you will be blocked immediately. Don't you dare ever think women don't belong in the sporting world. Sexist comments like 'stay in the kitchen' are still around. Stone age losers.