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A dad joke is just a regular joke that’s full groan.
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
UFO caught on tape
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
UFO caught on tape
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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
Did you know trees poop?
Where’d you think #2 pencils came from?
Where’d you think #2 pencils came from?
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Did you know trees poop?
Where’d you think #2 pencils came from?
Where’d you think #2 pencils came from?
Did you hear about that knight who could fight on the land and in the sea?
His name is Sir Fandturf
His name is Sir Fandturf
December 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Did you hear about that knight who could fight on the land and in the sea?
His name is Sir Fandturf
His name is Sir Fandturf
I went to the zoo and they only had one animal. Just one dog.
It was a Shih Tzu!
It was a Shih Tzu!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I went to the zoo and they only had one animal. Just one dog.
It was a Shih Tzu!
It was a Shih Tzu!
My friend Miles has dual citizenship.
When he’s in Canada we call him Meters.
(@thechrisarmy.bsky.social on Instagram - www.instagram.com/share/_h4UPf...)
When he’s in Canada we call him Meters.
(@thechrisarmy.bsky.social on Instagram - www.instagram.com/share/_h4UPf...)
December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
My friend Miles has dual citizenship.
When he’s in Canada we call him Meters.
(@thechrisarmy.bsky.social on Instagram - www.instagram.com/share/_h4UPf...)
When he’s in Canada we call him Meters.
(@thechrisarmy.bsky.social on Instagram - www.instagram.com/share/_h4UPf...)
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still won’t call me Dad 😭
11 years old and he still won’t call me Dad 😭
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still won’t call me Dad 😭
11 years old and he still won’t call me Dad 😭
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A dad joke is just a regular joke that’s full groan.
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I’m not a dad, but here’s a dad joke for ya.
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I’m not a dad, but here’s a dad joke for ya.
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his potions pot and his best mate.
December 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his potions pot and his best mate.
