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A dad joke is just a regular joke that’s full groan.
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.

I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
UFO caught on tape
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
December 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.

I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Did you know trees poop?

Where’d you think #2 pencils came from?
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
December 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Did you hear about that knight who could fight on the land and in the sea?

His name is Sir Fandturf
December 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I went to the zoo and they only had one animal. Just one dog.

It was a Shih Tzu!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
December 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
My friend Miles has dual citizenship.

When he’s in Canada we call him Meters.

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December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still won’t call me Dad 😭
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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A dad joke is just a regular joke that’s full groan.
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I’m not a dad, but here’s a dad joke for ya.
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his potions pot and his best mate.
December 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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