I'm not sure that it's more entertaining...or more pathetic...that today's hearing went exactly I suspected. On the other hand...at least I didn't have to hear more nonsense about the LA Fires being set to collapse tunnels being used for sex trafficking kids. What planet are we on?

China hacks the US Treasury...and Trump has invited Xi to the inauguration. Perfect.

Trump sporting a mullet...

That moment...when you're tucking into a delightful old-fashioned....that you've received from the adorable bartender...who keeps calling you "miss." It's a thing...

I'm as frustrated with healthcare in America as anyone, but the moment you cheer the death of a human being over it? You're worse.

Is it just me...or is anyone else suddenly getting pounded with spam calls?

You know what's SUPER fun? When some little douchebag tries schooling me on contract law. Dude, I learned basics back when I was in high school and my mom was listening to cassettes on torts and such every morning on the way when she was driving me to school. I've only learned more since. #suckit

During today’s Russian attack on Sumy, debris from a downed Russian missile fell onto a road.

Sure, it's a hideous thing to do...but on the other hand? Can't help but be a little impressed.

Millennials are better off financially than previous generations at the same age, according to a new study. The findings suggest millennials’ net worth is 8.4% higher than Gen Xers’ and 46.2% higher than baby boomers’ at the same age.

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Y'all championing this magically improved economy that you swear is coming...you DO realize what happens to prices on a consumer level when EVERYTHING we consume is gonna cost A LOT more, right?

Olha Cherniak survived 280 days in Russian captivity, enduring electrocution, torture, and threats to her family.

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The impending threat of mass deportations in the incoming Trump administration has cities preparing to combat those efforts and migrants worrying that their new lives will be uprooted.
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I am thoroughly amused by the dejection of door-to-door salespeople when I open the door, immediately tell them I'm not interested. The GoNetSpeed dude, just now? Gave me a proper eye-roll tucked inside a "well, if you DON'T want a deal, FINE then" look. Wonder if that works in his dating life, too.

For the first time in decades...I got an XL coffee this morning...and I'm still exhausted! UGH!!

Life is a series of mixed blessings. Take this morning...I finally horked up the goo I've been trying to get out of my lungs for days....and then? Right before I leave the house for work...I accidentally took Nyquil instead of the Dayquil.