⚔️ The 🩸 Cuntess ⚔️
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❌ 30 ❌ MDNI 🏳️🌈 Art + Shitposting
she • her / / mawwied / / east • coast
❌ 30 ❌ MDNI 🏳️🌈 Art + Shitposting
she • her / / mawwied / / east • coast
I think my snapping point at the end of this “Year of the Snake” is going to be me coldly looking at someone and saying “figure it out yourself” because I am so fucking tired of being tapped as the brain for everyone else.
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think my snapping point at the end of this “Year of the Snake” is going to be me coldly looking at someone and saying “figure it out yourself” because I am so fucking tired of being tapped as the brain for everyone else.
That teacher introducing everyone to different logical fallacies is now on my shit list for instigating a wee spiral at my desk contemplating how many of my social behavior patterns are influenced by my personal experience as a DARVO victim.
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That teacher introducing everyone to different logical fallacies is now on my shit list for instigating a wee spiral at my desk contemplating how many of my social behavior patterns are influenced by my personal experience as a DARVO victim.
wife made me soup with crackers and brought me ginger ale plus washed our sheets for fresh fever-free self
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
wife made me soup with crackers and brought me ginger ale plus washed our sheets for fresh fever-free self
You know what compatibility test no one ever talks about: What kind of nurse were you raised to be in your home when someone is sick.
Because good Lord does it matter. I come from a home with a very persistent form of nursing. And not everyone does either.
Because good Lord does it matter. I come from a home with a very persistent form of nursing. And not everyone does either.
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You know what compatibility test no one ever talks about: What kind of nurse were you raised to be in your home when someone is sick.
Because good Lord does it matter. I come from a home with a very persistent form of nursing. And not everyone does either.
Because good Lord does it matter. I come from a home with a very persistent form of nursing. And not everyone does either.
accidentally didn’t sleep at all last night do I try to make a nest in my car to nap on breaks or do I admit it’s 20° outside right now and that won’t be happening
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
accidentally didn’t sleep at all last night do I try to make a nest in my car to nap on breaks or do I admit it’s 20° outside right now and that won’t be happening
it’s after midnight and the fucking brain worms have gotten me again
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
it’s after midnight and the fucking brain worms have gotten me again
Using deductive reasoning to estimate someone’s birth time and birth location so I can mentally read them for their fuckass chart
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Using deductive reasoning to estimate someone’s birth time and birth location so I can mentally read them for their fuckass chart
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Shal & Sissera
They are just flirting
They are just flirting
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Shal & Sissera
They are just flirting
They are just flirting
the fact that flossing consistently does stop your gums from bleeding pisses me off so much
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the fact that flossing consistently does stop your gums from bleeding pisses me off so much
A 6’6” man with the most early 19th century sideburns held the elevator door for me today and said, “here you are ma’am” I feel as thought I walked past a corporate Mr.Darcy
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A 6’6” man with the most early 19th century sideburns held the elevator door for me today and said, “here you are ma’am” I feel as thought I walked past a corporate Mr.Darcy
to the random tiktok commenters who recommended Trapper, Keeper: fuck you, I’m in your walls eating your insulation I hope your toes freeze off
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
to the random tiktok commenters who recommended Trapper, Keeper: fuck you, I’m in your walls eating your insulation I hope your toes freeze off
Felt so proud and regulated last weekend but this week people’s reactions and replies to things are making me contemplate becoming a hermit
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Felt so proud and regulated last weekend but this week people’s reactions and replies to things are making me contemplate becoming a hermit
The way that people tap on my brain to constantly think, process, and regulate themselves with no understanding of what it does to me makes me want to drag an axe to my parent’s house and make my dad feel accountable for his failures as a father.
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The way that people tap on my brain to constantly think, process, and regulate themselves with no understanding of what it does to me makes me want to drag an axe to my parent’s house and make my dad feel accountable for his failures as a father.
when people say they find sephora difficult to navigate so they hate it my gamer comes out
mad cause bad
mad cause bad
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
when people say they find sephora difficult to navigate so they hate it my gamer comes out
mad cause bad
mad cause bad
that panda from beastars
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
that panda from beastars
halloween costume decided as it is the only time it will be culturally relevant again to do so
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
halloween costume decided as it is the only time it will be culturally relevant again to do so
I think the worst thing about tik tok is the ability it has to disrupt quiet time when your partner scrolls it next to you while you’re reading
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think the worst thing about tik tok is the ability it has to disrupt quiet time when your partner scrolls it next to you while you’re reading
Getting a random notification about Florence’s next single from Everybody Scream and it’s a 6:29 long song
September 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Getting a random notification about Florence’s next single from Everybody Scream and it’s a 6:29 long song
Fighting demons in EMDR today (Government Hooker is stuck in my head when I’m trying to think)
September 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fighting demons in EMDR today (Government Hooker is stuck in my head when I’m trying to think)
Social media not really existing for sharing with your friends anymore is such a mfing bummer
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Social media not really existing for sharing with your friends anymore is such a mfing bummer
“Americans are so loud on the train in x country they have no manners” meanwhile riding the train in Chicago at 8:45am during rush hour it was so silent people didn’t even say bless you when someone sneezed or excuse me to get off
September 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Americans are so loud on the train in x country they have no manners” meanwhile riding the train in Chicago at 8:45am during rush hour it was so silent people didn’t even say bless you when someone sneezed or excuse me to get off
I think I *get* people’s concert obsession now because I actually saw some people I like and not just artists I normally skip
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think I *get* people’s concert obsession now because I actually saw some people I like and not just artists I normally skip
Successfully depotted, adjusted, and packed up all my liquids for our trip so we get to fly without checking a bag
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Successfully depotted, adjusted, and packed up all my liquids for our trip so we get to fly without checking a bag
Sometimes I regret not getting a KitchenAid mixer when I got married because now all I wanna do is make butter
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sometimes I regret not getting a KitchenAid mixer when I got married because now all I wanna do is make butter
Therapist admitted today that while I do need to work on being less reactive in the presence of Coors light there is something mockingly funny by the universe to have me sit next to friends and watch the “the mountains turn blue?!” Shock conversation happen 4 times in a row with each new appearance
Triggers are our individual responsibility but that doesn’t stop them from being fucking weird and painful.
September 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Therapist admitted today that while I do need to work on being less reactive in the presence of Coors light there is something mockingly funny by the universe to have me sit next to friends and watch the “the mountains turn blue?!” Shock conversation happen 4 times in a row with each new appearance