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@thecryptchick.bsky.social
Crypt Chick is the Beatnik Babe from Beyond, the Hexin' Hostess of Mondo Movies at the Lost Planet Drive-In.

Horror Hostess and TTRPG author
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Did you know I wrote a role-playing game?
May 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
April 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"I'm sorry the bridge is out, you'll have to stay the night." This plot looks awfully familiar...

Monster Mash (1995)
Aka
"Frankenstein Sings"

And yes, that is the OG Bobby "Boris" Pickett and John Kasir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper).

Seriously, you NEED to add OSI 74 to your Roku lineup.
April 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
April 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If they ever make an Elric movie and he doesn't look like the emaciated love child of Ziggy-era David Bowie and Hellboy 2's Prince Nuada...

Then they'll have f*cked up. I'm just saying.
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
December 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Yes, he's supposed to look like an idiot with that haircut, it's comic accurate. Guy Gardner is a schmuck.

Guy was chosen for the strength of his character, not his personality.
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES
2023

A famous book on scriptwriting literally says, "If you want your audience to know that a character is a good person, make it explicit from their very first appearance on screen. For example, show them saving a cat stuck in a tree."
December 3, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Just an idea I had...
December 2, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I just wasted a half hour of my life watching Kirk from Gilmore Girls and three other minor celebrities playing an unhinged improv game of D&D (with a cameo from the live action Scooby Doo film Shaggy).

So, we've just gone off the rails, haven't we? Reality is so random nowdays.
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Well, don't just stand there, order me a coffee!
November 23, 2024 at 1:25 AM