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Crypt Chick is the Beatnik Babe from Beyond, the Hexin' Hostess of Mondo Movies at the Lost Planet Drive-In.
Horror Hostess and TTRPG author
Horror Hostess and TTRPG author
May 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
From an end user point of view, Windows 10 and its attempt to brute force a layer of AI interaction between the user and the computer's native programs is EXACTLY like having an utterly malware infected dial up computer circa 1998.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
From an end user point of view, Windows 10 and its attempt to brute force a layer of AI interaction between the user and the computer's native programs is EXACTLY like having an utterly malware infected dial up computer circa 1998.
When you hear about Musk's BS claims that he'll have a legion of household robots on the market in two years, am I the only one who thinks of the scene in Robocop where the cyborgs keep committing suicide because they were so shoddily built?
April 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When you hear about Musk's BS claims that he'll have a legion of household robots on the market in two years, am I the only one who thinks of the scene in Robocop where the cyborgs keep committing suicide because they were so shoddily built?
To you the year 2000 is 25 years ago.
To me 1975 is 25 years ago.
We are not the same.
To me 1975 is 25 years ago.
We are not the same.
April 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
To you the year 2000 is 25 years ago.
To me 1975 is 25 years ago.
We are not the same.
To me 1975 is 25 years ago.
We are not the same.
"I'm sorry the bridge is out, you'll have to stay the night." This plot looks awfully familiar...
Monster Mash (1995)
Aka
"Frankenstein Sings"
And yes, that is the OG Bobby "Boris" Pickett and John Kasir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper).
Seriously, you NEED to add OSI 74 to your Roku lineup.
Monster Mash (1995)
Aka
"Frankenstein Sings"
And yes, that is the OG Bobby "Boris" Pickett and John Kasir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper).
Seriously, you NEED to add OSI 74 to your Roku lineup.
April 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"I'm sorry the bridge is out, you'll have to stay the night." This plot looks awfully familiar...
Monster Mash (1995)
Aka
"Frankenstein Sings"
And yes, that is the OG Bobby "Boris" Pickett and John Kasir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper).
Seriously, you NEED to add OSI 74 to your Roku lineup.
Monster Mash (1995)
Aka
"Frankenstein Sings"
And yes, that is the OG Bobby "Boris" Pickett and John Kasir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper).
Seriously, you NEED to add OSI 74 to your Roku lineup.
If they ever make an Elric movie and he doesn't look like the emaciated love child of Ziggy-era David Bowie and Hellboy 2's Prince Nuada...
Then they'll have f*cked up. I'm just saying.
Then they'll have f*cked up. I'm just saying.
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If they ever make an Elric movie and he doesn't look like the emaciated love child of Ziggy-era David Bowie and Hellboy 2's Prince Nuada...
Then they'll have f*cked up. I'm just saying.
Then they'll have f*cked up. I'm just saying.
In an ideal world this whole house of cards would collapse with two words caught on a WH security camera recording.
"Damnit, Hardison!"
Let's be real, I think Sean Spencer and Burton Guster would be able to take down these clowns while arguing over the best Baskin Robbins flavor.
"Damnit, Hardison!"
Let's be real, I think Sean Spencer and Burton Guster would be able to take down these clowns while arguing over the best Baskin Robbins flavor.
April 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In an ideal world this whole house of cards would collapse with two words caught on a WH security camera recording.
"Damnit, Hardison!"
Let's be real, I think Sean Spencer and Burton Guster would be able to take down these clowns while arguing over the best Baskin Robbins flavor.
"Damnit, Hardison!"
Let's be real, I think Sean Spencer and Burton Guster would be able to take down these clowns while arguing over the best Baskin Robbins flavor.
Yes, he's supposed to look like an idiot with that haircut, it's comic accurate. Guy Gardner is a schmuck.
Guy was chosen for the strength of his character, not his personality.
Guy was chosen for the strength of his character, not his personality.
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Yes, he's supposed to look like an idiot with that haircut, it's comic accurate. Guy Gardner is a schmuck.
Guy was chosen for the strength of his character, not his personality.
Guy was chosen for the strength of his character, not his personality.
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES
2023
A famous book on scriptwriting literally says, "If you want your audience to know that a character is a good person, make it explicit from their very first appearance on screen. For example, show them saving a cat stuck in a tree."
2023
A famous book on scriptwriting literally says, "If you want your audience to know that a character is a good person, make it explicit from their very first appearance on screen. For example, show them saving a cat stuck in a tree."
December 3, 2024 at 6:12 AM
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES
2023
A famous book on scriptwriting literally says, "If you want your audience to know that a character is a good person, make it explicit from their very first appearance on screen. For example, show them saving a cat stuck in a tree."
2023
A famous book on scriptwriting literally says, "If you want your audience to know that a character is a good person, make it explicit from their very first appearance on screen. For example, show them saving a cat stuck in a tree."
Just an idea I had...
December 2, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Just an idea I had...
Random rewatch thoughts: Burn Notice, pilot episode.
Love that the actress for Fiona went all-in with the heavy Lucky Charms Irish accent in the pilot ("Aye can handle meself!") and just dropped it like a rock by the second episode with barely an explanation for the rest of the series.
Love that the actress for Fiona went all-in with the heavy Lucky Charms Irish accent in the pilot ("Aye can handle meself!") and just dropped it like a rock by the second episode with barely an explanation for the rest of the series.
November 26, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Random rewatch thoughts: Burn Notice, pilot episode.
Love that the actress for Fiona went all-in with the heavy Lucky Charms Irish accent in the pilot ("Aye can handle meself!") and just dropped it like a rock by the second episode with barely an explanation for the rest of the series.
Love that the actress for Fiona went all-in with the heavy Lucky Charms Irish accent in the pilot ("Aye can handle meself!") and just dropped it like a rock by the second episode with barely an explanation for the rest of the series.
I just wasted a half hour of my life watching Kirk from Gilmore Girls and three other minor celebrities playing an unhinged improv game of D&D (with a cameo from the live action Scooby Doo film Shaggy).
So, we've just gone off the rails, haven't we? Reality is so random nowdays.
So, we've just gone off the rails, haven't we? Reality is so random nowdays.
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I just wasted a half hour of my life watching Kirk from Gilmore Girls and three other minor celebrities playing an unhinged improv game of D&D (with a cameo from the live action Scooby Doo film Shaggy).
So, we've just gone off the rails, haven't we? Reality is so random nowdays.
So, we've just gone off the rails, haven't we? Reality is so random nowdays.
Well, don't just stand there, order me a coffee!
November 23, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Well, don't just stand there, order me a coffee!