This is one of the most British sounding food takes I've heard in quite a while, but I can't dispute this.

nah that triggers the enrage phase, and we're doubly fucked when that happens

If a Buffalo buffalo buffalo tries to winkle into the winkle winkle winkle, I think the universe would split at the seams and winkle itself out of existence.
And that would be best.

the bar is low, but it's not that low. Might be a recency bias issue on your part, but you need some historical literacy if you really believe that. Hell, if anything I hope your just a bot account

They're not cowards who are scared of trump, they're pieces of shit who are using him as cover to do whatever the fuck they want if it means they make more money.

Someone should've stopped Grandad on his way to the DMV for a license renewal. Instead the DNC waited until the van was fully loaded and hydroplaning to try and grab the wheel.

No cat has ever had so fitting a name. Plots (indeed) he has laid, inductions dangerous, by drunken prophecies, libels and dreams. But methinks he does not descant upon his own deformity even if he is determined to prove a villain.

can transmute anything into food (the catch is they actually don't need magic for that)

ah, but if only for pets...

Casual reminder that the Clintons had slaves. Not their ancestors, but Bill when he was governor. Staff to the governor's residence was provided partially by the state's prisons.

yeah, but I'm talking when the rep/senator is fully dead and they're still having votes cast by "them". Shit's barely even satire anymore.