The "why communism if have smartphone" crowd are completely missing the fact that I would 100% prefer to send and receive messages via raven (or carrier pigeon for more casual correspondence) than to live in the belly of this bloody machine.

The Pope met jdvance and said fuck this I'm out.

fuck myers-briggs, what're you coping mechanisms?

Shaking a baby is always a terrible idea to get it to stop crying. But when I see people sharing AI gen/bot/content farm slop on other social media, I feel like I at least understand the motivation.

"boycotts" don't work if you tell the companies when you're coming back, it just makes you sound like a child threatening to run away even though everyone knows you'll be back for snack time.

Hope that not shopping today wasn't too big of an ask for your performative activism libs. Cus it's not like all these major corporations don't know that you're gonna come crawling back to them like a bitch on 3/1.

Prager saying cp is fine if it's AI proves all the anti-lgbtqia+ manufactured paranoia is pure projection. guillotines.

If a recent high school graduate came into my workplace trying to load sensitive data onto external drives despite having no authorization to do so, I, for one, would find that decking them right in their ill-fitted-suit wearing, punchable little face would be an appropriate response.

Obama could've close Guantanamo Bay. Biden could've closed Guantanamo Bay.
Liberals will slowly remove the childproof locks from the cabinets instead of moving the fucking Drano somewhere the little shits can't reach.

Insider trading continues to be so fucking bad in congress that I bet Pelosi was trying to buy shares of Rand McNally before this "Gulf of America" bullshit was even announced.

It's important to remember that Trump does not understand the concept of a mutually beneficial arrangement. To him, you're either fucking someone or getting fucked. So when he looks at something and doesn't see the U.S. fucking someone else, he believes that we're getting fucked by them.

It is absolutely fucking insane how the now two oldest living presidents are the most recent ones.

most people will have abandoned their new years resolutions by now, but I gotta give credit to my neighbor for keeping up with his resolution to apparently fall down the fucking stairs at 3am every night

as a PSA for whoever might see this - When doing image searches, set your results to not show anything from after 2022 (unless you are looking for an exact photo) in order to avoid AI trash in the results. There is no ethical use of AI image generators.

anyone else really goddamn motherfuckin tired of seeing older, affluent libs posting shit quoting Bernie like they didn't degrade and disrespect folks who supported him back in 2015/16 while they were simping for hillary?

Did you hear about the clown who got a job as a fighter pilot? He bombed so hard at a kid's birthday party that the IDF offered him a job.

Oh boy, first post. I make memes sometimes.