I don’t doubt for a second that Con has pulled this pose at some point, and that will have to do 😔

The amount of times I’ve caught myself staring at a palm of hand soap because of the fic here lmao

Me 🤝 you

Only Izzy knows
how to load a
dishwasher

I’ve spent decades seeing myself as unloveable but stuff like this makes me feel like one of those robots they send out into the world with a flag attached. Humans really will love anything.

Me: I’m not ready for dating because I want to work on myself

The universe: send the artsy babes with good film taste go go go

“He’s not with me”, she said, pointing at a guy trying to hide behind a shelf

Good luck 💪 I’m looking forward to him winnie-the-poohing it on my desk

Occasionally using my anonymity on here to be a bit of a bitch: a privilege not a right