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thecreakingship.bsky.social
@TheCreakingShip
@thecreakingship.bsky.social
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30s // enby 🏳️‍⚧️// (they/them)

Fic writer // NSFW 🔞 // posts about #ofmd #steddyhands, #thelockedtomb #tltspoilers and #tma #tmaspoilers // if you tag crew or don’t have your age listed I’ll block you

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This came up on insta and for a moment my eyes hadn’t focussed and, well
An Instagram reel by theperfectmagazine [sic]. It shows Mark Ruffalo on his knees, in an unbuttoned dark denim shirt and beads. He’s got salt and pepper hair and a beard that’s very similar to Izzy Hands.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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If you’re still doing this I’d love a bit of whatever you like for Stizzy or Steddyhands (and of course if you aren’t don’t worry about it)
My donation receipt.
October 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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STIZZY
A screenshot from Tumblr user algrolo (posted 1 Jul 2025). While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Found the pub Stede set up while he was in hiding, despite being explicitly told to lay low
A pub sign titled The World Famous Admiral Benbow. It’s a timetable of events, but is notable for its bad pirate puns; “opening hours” is written as “openin’ arrs”, “what’s on” is written as “wasson”. There are little colourful stars drawn around the timetable in chalk. The final tagline just above their social media details is “Serving pirates, smugglers & rum since 1695”.
September 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Spent some time staring out at the ocean today
Meme made from the Reductress article ‘Woman cozily cupping mug secretly thinking about getting absolutely railed by Rachel Weisz’. The text has been edited to read ‘Woman cozily cupping iced coffee secretly thinking about getting absolutely railed by pirates’.
September 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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A fleeting insight into Real Life Me: these are essential holiday purchases, along with some very bougie chocolate
Two puzzle magazines: Puzzler and Puzzler Collection. I wouldn’t usually buy both but I’m on holiday and living large.
September 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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My Izzy Bingo fic: in my heart I know Izzy can dance, so I wrote a fic about him bonding with Stede a bit over it

archiveofourown.org/works/70146246
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands Character: Blackbeard | Edward Teach Additional Tags: First Kiss, Dancing, Candles, Party, Post-Season/Series 02, Alternate Ending Language: English Collections: Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-08-31 Words: 2,078 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 3 Hits: 28 Step Two Three Four by The CreakingShip Summary: The world of piracy is changing, but can Izzy make the most of it? Notes: Written as an alternate post-s2 story. Please enjoy a hidden Animal Crossing reference and some very specific ballroom dance research. Fulfils the squares CANDLES, FIRST KISS, and DANCING on my bingo card.
September 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Oh?
An @im_rights Izzy doll, face down in his delivery box, his little butt cheeks to the world.
August 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Post a meme made by you

I made this in response to something, who knows what lmao
The ‘dear god what a sad little life’ scene from Come Dine With Me but with the OFMD guys’ faces shopped onto the people. Ed is sat demurely on the couch next to Izzy, while Stede reads the horrible little scroll.
August 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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He’s doing a lot of press in that jacket so it’s all videos on Instagram but this is the gist of it
Nicholas Hoult in beige trousers, smart black ankle boots, a white shirt and an oversized leather jacket. He has bleach blond hair, and is looking at his phone.
July 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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HELLO???
A screenshot of Instagram user Shauna_rachel’s story (shared to Con’s story). Con is being dipped by someone dressed as Ed, and he’s really going for it. He has his arm around cosplay Ed’s neck, and his other hand over his heart.
June 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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On a lighter note: forgot about this little lip bite he did 🫠
A scraped-up Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) shirtless and wearing a gold chain. He’s got a twinkle in his eye, a smirk, and is gently biting his bottom lip.
June 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Boys spotted at UKGE
An unofficial painted 3d-printed miniature of pirates dancing together, that look like Ed and Stede. I believe they were released as part of Gametee’s pride/ romance collection.
May 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here we gooooo
Izzy Hands Bingo card for TheCreakingShip. Line 1: ooh daddy, orgasm denial, wings, museum, SMAU/chat fic. Line 2: begging, dancing, first kiss, loss of virginity, candles. Line 3: touch starved, birthday, free space, sex tape, breath play. Line 4: inspired by a famous painting, happily ever after, myths and legends, mutual masturbation, noncon. Line 5: holidays, “why don’t you say that to my face?”, drugs, spades, cattle prod.
May 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Made a little guy for Izzmas In July
A digital drawing of a snowman with a grumpy face and a cross beneath his eye, like Izzy. Instead of a sword, he is wielding a piña colada. The little paper umbrella from the cocktail is sticking out of his head.
May 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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This is so cute 😭
A @veluv-art picrew: it’s cute, pastel colours, and looks how I wish I looked.
May 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I’m trying not to doomscroll but this was a reply to an insta comment demanding an explanation re: the poster’s pronouns (he/him pronouns, femme presenting in a cottagecore way), and I cannot stop laughing.
An Instagram comment replying to another user. Reads: I am with you. He is just going through a phase. No one should ever consider a sweater vest.
April 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Our Flag Means Death’s Blackbeard, ducking down and trying to hide his face with his hands.
March 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Without downloading any new pics describe your gender in one image
From Jellycat’s Valentines ad campaign: a brown bear whose torso is a giant red fluffy heart, holding out a microphone under twinkling lights while a toy dog watches.
March 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Sending you motivational vibes thru bsky
Rhys Darby on stage at Emerald City Comic Con. He’s shielding the mic with his hand. The meme is captioned “starts beatboxing” in square brackets.
February 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Happy Valentines to you all however you’re spending it, can I suggest what I’m doing: eating pastries
Izzy Hands looking through a small scope. There are emoji hearts scattered around the end of the scope.
February 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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So many answers I could give, NYT Crossword
A clue from a New York Times crossword that reads: British bottoms.
February 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Need I say it
A post by Tumblr user let-them-sing-of-others, made on 2nd November 2024. Polycule where one guy has an “I can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “I can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. Net zero moral change.
January 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I do love my get-along bottle from @neslee.bsky.social
Cute little charms of Ed, Stede and Izzy in a flat acrylic bottle keychain, labelled ‘get along bottle’. The keychain being shaken as the charms rattle about inside.
January 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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He can only do it on those little IKEA kids chairs
The IKEA MAMMUT kid’s chair in hot pink. It’s like a normal dining chair, but scaled down and with legs that flare out towards the floor so the chair can’t tip over.
January 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM