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Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈🥌😊
@thecraftycurler.bsky.social
Lvl. 40 Hoosier
Gay and anxious, dog dad, Trekkie, trivia-fiend, curler, crafter, gaymer, traveler. (he/him)

Not afraid to get a li'l spicy, saucy, and sassy on Main. 😅
AGAIN! AGAIN!
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Best coworker ever?
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
100%.

Ask that bitch about her stance on trans folks, abortion, critical race theory, the Jan 6th insurrection... Guaranteed that fool is still the same woman we've all come to loathe.
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why are you shaming mid-2000s Falcon models? 😅
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
To be fair: I think Buddy is cuter. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yes.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Babes, I'm worried. Are your needs being met?
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay, but like... Unless AI is even scarier than I thought, wasn't this entirely filmed with real human actors? (Please say yes.)
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Every time someone references this, I die.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm a weirdo who likes milk chocolate on the darker side of the range. It just tastes richer to me, making it seem more decadent.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Truly. You might want to see a doctor, yo.
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Gurl, for that price. I'm in.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
P.S. - I know he's 70 years old because he used that as some sort of "defense" when the mother tried to hint she'd prefer to be left alone. "Ah, I'm seventy. What am I going to do?"

I cannot with this generation anymore.

I. Cannot.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
...and then said, "Nothing would get done without us Boomers!" to another older man a few seats over. (I have no idea what prompted that one.)

Is my tongue bleeding? I've been biting into it for ten minutes straight now.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
...tried to "help" another senior gentleman in through one of the two entrances, only to loudly say, "Can't help people who don't want it," when the other gentleman clearly didn't hear him and used the other door...
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Within ten minutes, he's forced a mother with a baby to talk to him, while cooing at the baby like he's a dog ("Who's a good boy?! You're a good boy!")...
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Nice!
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Read the encyclopedia.
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nice! This means your account is good for both platforms, right?
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM