Crafty 🖖🏻🏳️🌈🥌😊
@thecraftycurler.bsky.social
Lvl. 40 Hoosier
Gay and anxious, dog dad, Trekkie, trivia-fiend, curler, crafter, gaymer, traveler. (he/him)
Not afraid to get a li'l spicy, saucy, and sassy on Main. 😅
Gay and anxious, dog dad, Trekkie, trivia-fiend, curler, crafter, gaymer, traveler. (he/him)
Not afraid to get a li'l spicy, saucy, and sassy on Main. 😅
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New wake-up routine: Buddy simultaneously gives snuggles and monitors the security perimeter out the window.
If I say, "like a Chika Cherry Cola," who out there knows what I'm talking about?
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If I say, "like a Chika Cherry Cola," who out there knows what I'm talking about?
The biggest difference between the shots we call on a Sunday morning and the shots the pros call at the Olympic Trials is theirs is Plan A, whereas ours is a prayer.
#Curling 🥌 #BrunchLeague #WindyCityCurling #SixEndsAndASnack
#Curling 🥌 #BrunchLeague #WindyCityCurling #SixEndsAndASnack
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The biggest difference between the shots we call on a Sunday morning and the shots the pros call at the Olympic Trials is theirs is Plan A, whereas ours is a prayer.
#Curling 🥌 #BrunchLeague #WindyCityCurling #SixEndsAndASnack
#Curling 🥌 #BrunchLeague #WindyCityCurling #SixEndsAndASnack
Talking with a friend, I laughed at thought of Trump "Blowing Bubba... And friends, an idea hit me... because Oh my God, of course...
Can we get a bunch of people to go to the next Trump rally with a bunch of soapy water & wands, and have them "Blow Bubba"s at him as a form of silent protest? 😅
Can we get a bunch of people to go to the next Trump rally with a bunch of soapy water & wands, and have them "Blow Bubba"s at him as a form of silent protest? 😅
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Talking with a friend, I laughed at thought of Trump "Blowing Bubba... And friends, an idea hit me... because Oh my God, of course...
Can we get a bunch of people to go to the next Trump rally with a bunch of soapy water & wands, and have them "Blow Bubba"s at him as a form of silent protest? 😅
Can we get a bunch of people to go to the next Trump rally with a bunch of soapy water & wands, and have them "Blow Bubba"s at him as a form of silent protest? 😅
Wait. The Epstein emails joked that Trump sucked Clinton's (or, rather, "Bubba's") dick?
I'm sorry, what?
No wonder this man wants all of these files buried.
I'm sorry, what?
No wonder this man wants all of these files buried.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wait. The Epstein emails joked that Trump sucked Clinton's (or, rather, "Bubba's") dick?
I'm sorry, what?
No wonder this man wants all of these files buried.
I'm sorry, what?
No wonder this man wants all of these files buried.
Alright, enough bitching about Boomers. Here's a timeline cleansing pic. Buddy was laying on the guest bed my nieces use, and he looked sad (like he was missing them). So I joined him, bu passed out. Somewhere in there, he scooched over 🥹... and mom snagged this photo.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Alright, enough bitching about Boomers. Here's a timeline cleansing pic. Buddy was laying on the guest bed my nieces use, and he looked sad (like he was missing them). So I joined him, bu passed out. Somewhere in there, he scooched over 🥹... and mom snagged this photo.
Sitting in my doctor's waiting room. This obnoxious 70yo man has been completely overbearing, and I'm ready to scream.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sitting in my doctor's waiting room. This obnoxious 70yo man has been completely overbearing, and I'm ready to scream.
Someone was not very happy with the overnight atmospheric developments... (and the other one was 😅)
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Someone was not very happy with the overnight atmospheric developments... (and the other one was 😅)
"Wait... This is what you humans spend so much of your lives doing?"
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Wait... This is what you humans spend so much of your lives doing?"
Bit by the Autumn cooking bug. Currently making a crock pot of apple cider, and a pot full of gumbo.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bit by the Autumn cooking bug. Currently making a crock pot of apple cider, and a pot full of gumbo.
I haven't taken a selfie in a minute, but the lighting of tonight's sunset after I finished the yard was too good to pass up.
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I haven't taken a selfie in a minute, but the lighting of tonight's sunset after I finished the yard was too good to pass up.
Call. Your. Bitch-ass family. OUT.
Remember to not rest on your laurels from all the election news. There’s still a lot of work to be done but last night showed incredible effort from all the ground work. Keep it going. Get involved. Stay informed. Attend meetings. Signs those petitions. Protest. Vote. Call your bitch ass family out.
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Call. Your. Bitch-ass family. OUT.
Peak Autumn season colors are here!
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Peak Autumn season colors are here!
Superboy and Krypto wish you a Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Superboy and Krypto wish you a Happy Halloween!
Only people of a certain (awesome) age will understand me when I say I'm talkin' square biz to ya, baby.
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Only people of a certain (awesome) age will understand me when I say I'm talkin' square biz to ya, baby.
Yes, it was Arm Day.
But this post is more to thank the incredible woman who's been instrumental in my fitness journey for five years: Beth, my trainer and friend.
Through midnight shifts, physical exhaustion, emotional & mental fatigue from life... She's been there for me.
Thanks, love. 😊
But this post is more to thank the incredible woman who's been instrumental in my fitness journey for five years: Beth, my trainer and friend.
Through midnight shifts, physical exhaustion, emotional & mental fatigue from life... She's been there for me.
Thanks, love. 😊
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yes, it was Arm Day.
But this post is more to thank the incredible woman who's been instrumental in my fitness journey for five years: Beth, my trainer and friend.
Through midnight shifts, physical exhaustion, emotional & mental fatigue from life... She's been there for me.
Thanks, love. 😊
But this post is more to thank the incredible woman who's been instrumental in my fitness journey for five years: Beth, my trainer and friend.
Through midnight shifts, physical exhaustion, emotional & mental fatigue from life... She's been there for me.
Thanks, love. 😊
Some pics from Sunday night's pumpkin carving with the family
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Some pics from Sunday night's pumpkin carving with the family
It's so frustrating to get bad teammate after bad teammate in Marvel Rivals comp on a night I'm dialed in.
And yet, what's even worse? Finally getting a great squad of teammates, only to have a shit go of it and become THEIR bad teammate.
And yet, what's even worse? Finally getting a great squad of teammates, only to have a shit go of it and become THEIR bad teammate.
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's so frustrating to get bad teammate after bad teammate in Marvel Rivals comp on a night I'm dialed in.
And yet, what's even worse? Finally getting a great squad of teammates, only to have a shit go of it and become THEIR bad teammate.
And yet, what's even worse? Finally getting a great squad of teammates, only to have a shit go of it and become THEIR bad teammate.
After weeks of trouble, my stomach issues finally cleared up. I told my gastroenterologist the happy news. She nodded with a proud smile and said, "Good shit."
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
After weeks of trouble, my stomach issues finally cleared up. I told my gastroenterologist the happy news. She nodded with a proud smile and said, "Good shit."
YASSSS, QUEENSLAYER!!
My friends and I beat Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals" Zombies mode after a 55-minute long grind through all twenty waves.
Super fun, but omg was I sweating at the end. 😅
They should've called this difficulty Insane or something, given how different it is from Nightmare 1-3.
My friends and I beat Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals" Zombies mode after a 55-minute long grind through all twenty waves.
Super fun, but omg was I sweating at the end. 😅
They should've called this difficulty Insane or something, given how different it is from Nightmare 1-3.
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
YASSSS, QUEENSLAYER!!
My friends and I beat Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals" Zombies mode after a 55-minute long grind through all twenty waves.
Super fun, but omg was I sweating at the end. 😅
They should've called this difficulty Insane or something, given how different it is from Nightmare 1-3.
My friends and I beat Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals" Zombies mode after a 55-minute long grind through all twenty waves.
Super fun, but omg was I sweating at the end. 😅
They should've called this difficulty Insane or something, given how different it is from Nightmare 1-3.
I feel like I could re-skeet this every day. I won't, but I could given, y'know... *gestures vaguely* ...everything.
Alarm goes off. I scream inside.
And thus, a new day begins.
And thus, a new day begins.
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I feel like I could re-skeet this every day. I won't, but I could given, y'know... *gestures vaguely* ...everything.
Does anyone know how to "reset" the Twitch algorithm?
It keeps suggesting the same streamers to me, no matter how many times I click 'not interested.'
It keeps suggesting the same streamers to me, no matter how many times I click 'not interested.'
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Does anyone know how to "reset" the Twitch algorithm?
It keeps suggesting the same streamers to me, no matter how many times I click 'not interested.'
It keeps suggesting the same streamers to me, no matter how many times I click 'not interested.'
Ordered Halloween costumes for Buddy and me. They're simple, but I think they'll be cute. 😊🐶
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ordered Halloween costumes for Buddy and me. They're simple, but I think they'll be cute. 😊🐶
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Videogames are art unless they are live service with pay to win microtransactions, AI and crunch, then they are the opposite of art.
Art lifts us.
It does not drain us.
Art lifts us.
It does not drain us.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Videogames are art unless they are live service with pay to win microtransactions, AI and crunch, then they are the opposite of art.
Art lifts us.
It does not drain us.
Art lifts us.
It does not drain us.
Hey there, rainbow curling fam!
Registration for "The Drag Effect: Rings of Fire" is now open for LGBTQ+ individuals and groups & teams with at least one member of the LGBTQ+ community!
3-game guarantee, trivia, drag bingo, and food & drinks included! 🏳️🌈🥌🏳️🌈🥌
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Registration for "The Drag Effect: Rings of Fire" is now open for LGBTQ+ individuals and groups & teams with at least one member of the LGBTQ+ community!
3-game guarantee, trivia, drag bingo, and food & drinks included! 🏳️🌈🥌🏳️🌈🥌
windycitycurling.com/index.php/ev...
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey there, rainbow curling fam!
Registration for "The Drag Effect: Rings of Fire" is now open for LGBTQ+ individuals and groups & teams with at least one member of the LGBTQ+ community!
3-game guarantee, trivia, drag bingo, and food & drinks included! 🏳️🌈🥌🏳️🌈🥌
windycitycurling.com/index.php/ev...
Registration for "The Drag Effect: Rings of Fire" is now open for LGBTQ+ individuals and groups & teams with at least one member of the LGBTQ+ community!
3-game guarantee, trivia, drag bingo, and food & drinks included! 🏳️🌈🥌🏳️🌈🥌
windycitycurling.com/index.php/ev...
Wishing everyone at the Glitter Bomb Spiel a great weekend of Good curling! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🥌🥌🥌
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wishing everyone at the Glitter Bomb Spiel a great weekend of Good curling! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🥌🥌🥌