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crystalolgraphy on twitter, thecolossalennui on tumblr // no age reveal but I can program a VCR // this whole thing smacks of gender
I long to live in that shed
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
getting COVID in 2023 turned all my problems with anhedonia, anxiety, depression, ADHD, sleep, etc. up to 11. (US politics being the dumbest it's ever been also doesn't help)
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
honestly, we got a friggin' Grynewaht minion, why not, YoshiP pls
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
doppelganger!!!
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
untimely yeeted, if you will,
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
letitsnow, letitsnow, letitsnow
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
omg Marauder Shields!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I hope not to have to do this anytime soon, but my savage laughter when I use an LLM to write cover letters will shake the pillars of heaven
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
we CAN do it!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
YoshiP: what if mods affect our bottom line
Me: (aggressively slapping my wrist re: literally any Elpis flower item)
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
butt AND tum inspection this year and am <40! they didn't find the cursed amulet that's been causing all my problems, but there are more organs to look in
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
anyway code-switching to facilitate communication good
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I played WoW for over a decade, and when my buddies tricked me into playing XIV I'd occasionally have people holler STANCE!!!! at me in dungeons and I'd go "haha oops"

then I realized, wait, none of the threat abilities are called that, Defensive Stance was from another game 20 years ago
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
that's my secret cap, the samsara never ends
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
(aggressive bongo-playing noises)
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I have to believe that they'll be back, they just haven't been able to visit Solution Nine yet because they'd trivialize all the technology-based issues there 🥺 in the meantime I will just keep making gpose-based substitutes
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
wait is this not how sex works, with the sparkles and yeeting the infant through a portal
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the specialized pillow requirements are pretty arduous, yeah
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
blessed, keep squeaking monarch
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
grandma would not be defeated by a reindeer
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
taking notes, listening respectfully
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
+1, whenever other millennials start getting a big head about how Gen Z or Gen Alpha are sooOooOoOOOOoo weiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrdddddd I send them the Quiznos Spongmonkey commercial. born in the cringe, molded by it, etc.
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM