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@thecolossalennui.bsky.social
crystalolgraphy on twitter, thecolossalennui on tumblr // no age reveal but I can program a VCR // this whole thing smacks of gender
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I love my fat, lumpy sons, but, all else being equal, I doooooon't think they will glide further than the skinny ones.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I love my fat, lumpy sons, but, all else being equal, I doooooon't think they will glide further than the skinny ones.
More FFXIV, whatever's on offer.
But I do miss my wives, YoshiP
But I do miss my wives, YoshiP
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 AM
More FFXIV, whatever's on offer.
But I do miss my wives, YoshiP
But I do miss my wives, YoshiP
it's very easy to turn heavy metals into gold! the trouble is that the resulting gold will curse you to death with beams
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
it's very easy to turn heavy metals into gold! the trouble is that the resulting gold will curse you to death with beams
no escape? the Americans are trapped in here with us, hope they like Kraft Dinner eh
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
no escape? the Americans are trapped in here with us, hope they like Kraft Dinner eh
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA BABY
the adders and flames each have one compelling reason to join, which are tree hat and curtain undies, respectively, but otherwise I've just swapped periodically for the cheevos. I know where my heart/face/etc. lies
the adders and flames each have one compelling reason to join, which are tree hat and curtain undies, respectively, but otherwise I've just swapped periodically for the cheevos. I know where my heart/face/etc. lies
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA BABY
the adders and flames each have one compelling reason to join, which are tree hat and curtain undies, respectively, but otherwise I've just swapped periodically for the cheevos. I know where my heart/face/etc. lies
the adders and flames each have one compelling reason to join, which are tree hat and curtain undies, respectively, but otherwise I've just swapped periodically for the cheevos. I know where my heart/face/etc. lies
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
memory is not in the head only;
extinguished, and yet
your light rushes on into the vast dark
extinguished, and yet
your light rushes on into the vast dark
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
memory is not in the head only;
extinguished, and yet
your light rushes on into the vast dark
extinguished, and yet
your light rushes on into the vast dark
moogle search how to get my cat to stop biting my toes #gposers #hrothgar #cidWoL
(with apologies to @garlethottie.etheirys.social and people with eyes)
(with apologies to @garlethottie.etheirys.social and people with eyes)
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
moogle search how to get my cat to stop biting my toes #gposers #hrothgar #cidWoL
(with apologies to @garlethottie.etheirys.social and people with eyes)
(with apologies to @garlethottie.etheirys.social and people with eyes)
Nero: is the horse really necessary? I have a severe allergy to being thrown and breaking my back
Me: Two Tower soundtrack evocative of cavalry
Nero: all right up front, Pippin?
Cid: what was that about breaking your back, Nero?
Nero: I wish you *would*, Garlond
#ffxiv #lotr #cidnero #cidnerowol
Me: Two Tower soundtrack evocative of cavalry
Nero: all right up front, Pippin?
Cid: what was that about breaking your back, Nero?
Nero: I wish you *would*, Garlond
#ffxiv #lotr #cidnero #cidnerowol
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nero: is the horse really necessary? I have a severe allergy to being thrown and breaking my back
Me: Two Tower soundtrack evocative of cavalry
Nero: all right up front, Pippin?
Cid: what was that about breaking your back, Nero?
Nero: I wish you *would*, Garlond
#ffxiv #lotr #cidnero #cidnerowol
Me: Two Tower soundtrack evocative of cavalry
Nero: all right up front, Pippin?
Cid: what was that about breaking your back, Nero?
Nero: I wish you *would*, Garlond
#ffxiv #lotr #cidnero #cidnerowol
*Chernovoy* is get injure? Ha! Ha! You are very funny. Chernovoy die three time and get better.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
*Chernovoy* is get injure? Ha! Ha! You are very funny. Chernovoy die three time and get better.
Thancred: how are they doing?
Raha: Nero is having the time of his life and Cherno is Cherno, but I'm afraid that Cid... well...
Estinien: looks like he's about to shit a life-size statue of the Fury
Alisaie: looks like his wife unilaterally opened up their relationship
Raha: ...is tense
#cidnerowol
Raha: Nero is having the time of his life and Cherno is Cherno, but I'm afraid that Cid... well...
Estinien: looks like he's about to shit a life-size statue of the Fury
Alisaie: looks like his wife unilaterally opened up their relationship
Raha: ...is tense
#cidnerowol
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Thancred: how are they doing?
Raha: Nero is having the time of his life and Cherno is Cherno, but I'm afraid that Cid... well...
Estinien: looks like he's about to shit a life-size statue of the Fury
Alisaie: looks like his wife unilaterally opened up their relationship
Raha: ...is tense
#cidnerowol
Raha: Nero is having the time of his life and Cherno is Cherno, but I'm afraid that Cid... well...
Estinien: looks like he's about to shit a life-size statue of the Fury
Alisaie: looks like his wife unilaterally opened up their relationship
Raha: ...is tense
#cidnerowol
I'm also getting good vibes about just walking into the corn, but that may just be the corn talking. It's very persuasive, probably need to sleep on it. Sleep in it. Sleep in the corn.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm also getting good vibes about just walking into the corn, but that may just be the corn talking. It's very persuasive, probably need to sleep on it. Sleep in it. Sleep in the corn.
so everything went wrong when that gorilla got shot, right? I forgot that that happened at the Cincinnati Zoo until I went to Ohio megastore Jungle Jim's and was confronted by this fiberglass war memorial out front, like digitally-aged Matt Damon collapsing before a row of white crucifixes
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
so everything went wrong when that gorilla got shot, right? I forgot that that happened at the Cincinnati Zoo until I went to Ohio megastore Jungle Jim's and was confronted by this fiberglass war memorial out front, like digitally-aged Matt Damon collapsing before a row of white crucifixes
I model swapped the mechanical dogs in XIV onto the boar mount because they use the same skeleton, and when I loaded it up I was confronted by secret mechanical dog balls
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I model swapped the mechanical dogs in XIV onto the boar mount because they use the same skeleton, and when I loaded it up I was confronted by secret mechanical dog balls
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
no one in this game is allowed to have an ass or package but by god this mechanical bulldog is not neutered
Wandering Minstrel: modding, Cherno? modding! on moon dragon 9/11 remembrance day!
Me: noooo Yoshida-san nooooo
#ffxiv #gposers #hrothgar #marepocalypse
Me: noooo Yoshida-san nooooo
#ffxiv #gposers #hrothgar #marepocalypse
August 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wandering Minstrel: modding, Cherno? modding! on moon dragon 9/11 remembrance day!
Me: noooo Yoshida-san nooooo
#ffxiv #gposers #hrothgar #marepocalypse
Me: noooo Yoshida-san nooooo
#ffxiv #gposers #hrothgar #marepocalypse
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
this is one of those situations where I have to seek independent advice because I've never wanted to succ on anything that wasn't a rock that looks like food
July 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
this is one of those situations where I have to seek independent advice because I've never wanted to succ on anything that wasn't a rock that looks like food
my boys love the memory foam kneelers in the metals shop or wherever else they're working/(wiggles eyebrows) working
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my boys love the memory foam kneelers in the metals shop or wherever else they're working/(wiggles eyebrows) working
also couldn't resist editorializing(/adding detail so I remember what/who they're for) on mine
July 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
also couldn't resist editorializing(/adding detail so I remember what/who they're for) on mine
then your adopted son flees to south america or something?
July 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
then your adopted son flees to south america or something?