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funny haha
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That old "Inside you there are two wolves. Inside Naomi Wolf, there are two smaller, dumber wolves." tweet from the oughts still holds up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s funny prank Friday. Guess what happens next!
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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it's Don't Kill Yourself Friday repost to not kill yourself
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The people who d4vd paid to keep quiet need to all be investigated for accessory.
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Wow mangione got out of two counts. A second degree count is the only thing left
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Who wants to befriend a clown on the cyber space?
September 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We are in a bowl market guys. Buy buy buy
September 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We should start taxing tea imports at 3 pence per pound
April 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So can’t apple products ship to Taiwan or Australia, then export from there to the US, and get either a 10-32% tariff of import instead of 124 lol.

Genuine question because if so that’s dope.
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m feeling bullish on air conditioners
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Do you guys remember when Kanye having a factory in LA with an enormous swastika on the side of it would have been the biggest story of the week?
March 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So I’ve been reading Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson. You guys will never guess why musk stands and walks so weird.

He tried to wrestle a sumo wrestler at his 42nd birthday, and hurt himself.. no joke….
March 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Even forever doesn’t last 😔
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Mar 17
Once a formidable fast-fashion mall staple, Forever 21 has filed for bankruptcy. The retailer has been a shell of its former self since it first filed for bankruptcy in 2019.
Forever 21 is bankrupt, again. This time actually could be forever
Once a formidable fast-fashion mall staple, Forever 21 has filed for bankruptcy. The retailer has been a shell of its former self since it first filed for bankruptcy in 2019.
www.npr.org
March 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s countdown time… tomorrow afternoon lol. Who else is ready to learn absolutely nothing new?
LBJ was tied to like 5 murders. There were two men he used as hit men. He’s even accused of orchestrating the killing of his own sister.

Over 10 witnesses set to testify in an investigation after LBJs death. All of them died randomly.
March 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s a silly prank when I pay thousands every year to an insurance company, but when I go to the doctor they tell me they cover it. But the amount they cover is actually secretly 0%
March 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
On the very very off chance the JFK files will reveal anything whatsoever. I am putting this here just to say I called it lol.

Two people are behind the JFK Assassination. Lyndon Johnson, and J Edgar Hoover. With the former being the main player.

So there’s my “I called it”
February 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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you can still smoke in ihop if you tell them you ordered cigarette pancakes
February 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Feathers McGraw statue is the best and most uplifting news of this year
February 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’ve seen a lot of speculation as to why that Toronto flight flipped over. Has anyone considered this as a possibility?
February 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don’t know what I’ve told!
February 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Mr Gorbachev… buss it down freaky style!”
a man in a suit stands in front of a microphone
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a microphone
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You can pry my Prozac from my cold, very clammy hand
February 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“ Friendly relationship to Uranus “

Uhhh… no thanks, pal.
♓️ ❤️ While the Moon left your relationship sector over the weekend, as well as leaving you emotionally engaged and aware of its friendly aspect to Uranus, for the first time since he turned direct in your communication sector was just one reason for a boost in communication support.
Pisces Romance Horoscope
February 17 - February 23, 2025
www.astrolis.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is made of gummy. Like the gummy bears are. Blue raspberry flavor
February 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM