The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊).
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
My wife and I have been married for 22+ years and when people ask how I always say: communication. You want something? Ask for it. Express your needs and desires. Wanting your needs to be magically met is the stuff of fairy tales.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My wife and I have been married for 22+ years and when people ask how I always say: communication. You want something? Ask for it. Express your needs and desires. Wanting your needs to be magically met is the stuff of fairy tales.
Well the band is Europe so probably an issue with unit conversions I’d bet.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Well the band is Europe so probably an issue with unit conversions I’d bet.
I also ran out of room for:
Charisma = You can do something to my ass, but it’s not going to be kicking it.
Charisma = You can do something to my ass, but it’s not going to be kicking it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I also ran out of room for:
Charisma = You can do something to my ass, but it’s not going to be kicking it.
Charisma = You can do something to my ass, but it’s not going to be kicking it.
Yeah but then you’d have to hang out with dentists
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yeah but then you’d have to hang out with dentists
Strength = I’ll kick your ass
Dexterity = I’ll artistically kick your ass
Constitution = You’re gonna wear yourself out trying to kick my ass
Intelligence = I’m gonna burn your ass
Wisdom = I’m going to kick your ass in ways you can’t imagine
Charisma = I’m going to CONVINCE you I’ll kick your ass
Dexterity = I’ll artistically kick your ass
Constitution = You’re gonna wear yourself out trying to kick my ass
Intelligence = I’m gonna burn your ass
Wisdom = I’m going to kick your ass in ways you can’t imagine
Charisma = I’m going to CONVINCE you I’ll kick your ass
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Strength = I’ll kick your ass
Dexterity = I’ll artistically kick your ass
Constitution = You’re gonna wear yourself out trying to kick my ass
Intelligence = I’m gonna burn your ass
Wisdom = I’m going to kick your ass in ways you can’t imagine
Charisma = I’m going to CONVINCE you I’ll kick your ass
Dexterity = I’ll artistically kick your ass
Constitution = You’re gonna wear yourself out trying to kick my ass
Intelligence = I’m gonna burn your ass
Wisdom = I’m going to kick your ass in ways you can’t imagine
Charisma = I’m going to CONVINCE you I’ll kick your ass
Metal neuticals plus heat metal spell.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Metal neuticals plus heat metal spell.
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
It’s because of your years of studying anatomy so it’s non-obvious.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s because of your years of studying anatomy so it’s non-obvious.
So in 2 hours and 4 minutes. Got it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So in 2 hours and 4 minutes. Got it.
Have you tried the real drug: pizza?
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Have you tried the real drug: pizza?
Yeah for me I also get nausea which seems crazy to me since it’s prescribed to not do that. Everybody’s different. Let people be.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yeah for me I also get nausea which seems crazy to me since it’s prescribed to not do that. Everybody’s different. Let people be.
What about a Fine Young Cannibal?
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What about a Fine Young Cannibal?
As someone who did a LOT of drugs over my lifetime before I figured out they weren’t for me, I completely agree. Weed only makes my anxiety way worse. Trust me, no strain/delivery is going to change that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
As someone who did a LOT of drugs over my lifetime before I figured out they weren’t for me, I completely agree. Weed only makes my anxiety way worse. Trust me, no strain/delivery is going to change that.
Yeah they definitely kept the crappiee part of the partnership.
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yeah they definitely kept the crappiee part of the partnership.
What rooting for a Billy Napier team taught me about playing rogue likes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What rooting for a Billy Napier team taught me about playing rogue likes.
Hope you like dying a lot.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hope you like dying a lot.
Either works for me.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Either works for me.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Get off my case, weed stoner.