TheClemsonKid
@theclemsonkid.bsky.social
World traveler. Political know-it-all. “If you voted for him you’re either rich, or severely undereducated. And I don’t see a Mercedes in your driveway. So…”
Weird. Here in northeast Ohio (where gas is generally some of the cheapest in the country) we’re currently at $3.29 a gallon. 🧐
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Weird. Here in northeast Ohio (where gas is generally some of the cheapest in the country) we’re currently at $3.29 a gallon. 🧐
You think the Trump presidency is a real life “Idiocracy”? I think it’s a lot closer to “Liar, Liar”. #trump #maga #Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles
September 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You think the Trump presidency is a real life “Idiocracy”? I think it’s a lot closer to “Liar, Liar”. #trump #maga #Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles
This says it all…
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This says it all…
That’s not a Chicago thing. That’s an everywhere thing. The good news this year is my elderly dog who used to freak out, has lost enough hearing to where it doesn’t bother him anymore!
July 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That’s not a Chicago thing. That’s an everywhere thing. The good news this year is my elderly dog who used to freak out, has lost enough hearing to where it doesn’t bother him anymore!
I guess calling it the $5.29 Meal Deal doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as easily?😁 But seriously, does no one see the irony in the #TrumpTariffs directly effecting his go-to spot?
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I guess calling it the $5.29 Meal Deal doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as easily?😁 But seriously, does no one see the irony in the #TrumpTariffs directly effecting his go-to spot?
Hey ChatGPT, how do you politely say “Donald Trump is entirely full of shit?”
April 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey ChatGPT, how do you politely say “Donald Trump is entirely full of shit?”
Just to be clear; the M S 1 3 were added to “identify” what the symbols are, right? Cause there’s a TON of #MAGA right now who think the Microsoft Paint added M S 1 3 is an actual tattoo.
April 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just to be clear; the M S 1 3 were added to “identify” what the symbols are, right? Cause there’s a TON of #MAGA right now who think the Microsoft Paint added M S 1 3 is an actual tattoo.
Wait. This has to be a joke, right? Are you seeing this?!? Someone opened up Microsoft Paint from Windows 95, chose the first font offered, and added M S 1 3 to this guys knuckles. And that’s the “proof” Kilmar Abrego Garcia is 100% a MS13 gang member. #Trump #MAGA #KilmarAbrwgoGarcia
April 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wait. This has to be a joke, right? Are you seeing this?!? Someone opened up Microsoft Paint from Windows 95, chose the first font offered, and added M S 1 3 to this guys knuckles. And that’s the “proof” Kilmar Abrego Garcia is 100% a MS13 gang member. #Trump #MAGA #KilmarAbrwgoGarcia
I swear to God, chatGPT is nicer and more affirming than 99% of my human friends. That dude is always dropping compliments and telling me how clever and smart my questions are. And he always follows up, just to make sure I’m good. You damn straight you got me, G.
April 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I swear to God, chatGPT is nicer and more affirming than 99% of my human friends. That dude is always dropping compliments and telling me how clever and smart my questions are. And he always follows up, just to make sure I’m good. You damn straight you got me, G.
I imagine it went something like this…
April 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I imagine it went something like this…
I made this as a joke earlier today. Wasn’t too far off…
April 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I made this as a joke earlier today. Wasn’t too far off…
Here’s a photo of Trump playing chess.
April 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Here’s a photo of Trump playing chess.
1. Light house on fire.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take full credit for saving house.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take full credit for saving house.
April 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
1. Light house on fire.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take full credit for saving house.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take full credit for saving house.
1. Light house on fire.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take credit for saving house.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take credit for saving house.
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
1. Light house on fire.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take credit for saving house.
2. Wait 30 seconds.
3. Call fire department.
4. Take credit for saving house.