TheClemsonKid
@theclemsonkid.bsky.social
World traveler. Political know-it-all. “If you voted for him you’re either rich, or severely undereducated. And I don’t see a Mercedes in your driveway. So…”
In case anyone was wondering what Opening Day at a new restaurant is like… I had half an Egg McMuffin at 5:50AM and just now had about three tablespoons of pumpkin ice cream, at 10:38PM. And between that time, I didn’t stop and sit a single, moment. This was much easier at 24 versus 44. 😂
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In case anyone was wondering what Opening Day at a new restaurant is like… I had half an Egg McMuffin at 5:50AM and just now had about three tablespoons of pumpkin ice cream, at 10:38PM. And between that time, I didn’t stop and sit a single, moment. This was much easier at 24 versus 44. 😂
This is fun, so here’s mine! #MLB postseason rooting order:
PASSIONATE:
Guardians
BANDWAGON:
Blue Jays
Brewers
I LIKE THEM:
Mariners
Phillies
SURE I GUESS
Padres
NOT ROOTING BUT OK WINNING WS
Reds (only cause of Tito)
Tigers
NO:
Cubs
OH HELL NO:
Yankees
Red Sox
Dodgers
PASSIONATE:
Guardians
BANDWAGON:
Blue Jays
Brewers
I LIKE THEM:
Mariners
Phillies
SURE I GUESS
Padres
NOT ROOTING BUT OK WINNING WS
Reds (only cause of Tito)
Tigers
NO:
Cubs
OH HELL NO:
Yankees
Red Sox
Dodgers
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is fun, so here’s mine! #MLB postseason rooting order:
PASSIONATE:
Guardians
BANDWAGON:
Blue Jays
Brewers
I LIKE THEM:
Mariners
Phillies
SURE I GUESS
Padres
NOT ROOTING BUT OK WINNING WS
Reds (only cause of Tito)
Tigers
NO:
Cubs
OH HELL NO:
Yankees
Red Sox
Dodgers
PASSIONATE:
Guardians
BANDWAGON:
Blue Jays
Brewers
I LIKE THEM:
Mariners
Phillies
SURE I GUESS
Padres
NOT ROOTING BUT OK WINNING WS
Reds (only cause of Tito)
Tigers
NO:
Cubs
OH HELL NO:
Yankees
Red Sox
Dodgers
You think the Trump presidency is a real life “Idiocracy”? I think it’s a lot closer to “Liar, Liar”. #trump #maga #Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles
September 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You think the Trump presidency is a real life “Idiocracy”? I think it’s a lot closer to “Liar, Liar”. #trump #maga #Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles
Find someone who loves you; as much as my Dad loves telling me, in get detail, how his colonoscopy prep is going. 🤮
July 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Find someone who loves you; as much as my Dad loves telling me, in get detail, how his colonoscopy prep is going. 🤮
Did someone tell Iran what “two weeks” means, coming from Donald Trump? The Ayatollah might die of natural causes before then.
June 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Did someone tell Iran what “two weeks” means, coming from Donald Trump? The Ayatollah might die of natural causes before then.
I guess calling it the $5.29 Meal Deal doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as easily?😁 But seriously, does no one see the irony in the #TrumpTariffs directly effecting his go-to spot?
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I guess calling it the $5.29 Meal Deal doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as easily?😁 But seriously, does no one see the irony in the #TrumpTariffs directly effecting his go-to spot?
Remember that time Elon said that Trump was on the Epstein list? And no one in MAGA seemed to care that their god is a fucking child molestor?
Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult.
Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult.
June 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Remember that time Elon said that Trump was on the Epstein list? And no one in MAGA seemed to care that their god is a fucking child molestor?
Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult.
Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult.
I think hamburgers should be called “Tidy Joes”
June 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I think hamburgers should be called “Tidy Joes”
1. Douses house with gasoline.
2. Tosses match on house.
3. Waits 30 seconds.
4. Calls fire department.
5. Demands praise for saving house from burning down.
6. Repeat.
2. Tosses match on house.
3. Waits 30 seconds.
4. Calls fire department.
5. Demands praise for saving house from burning down.
6. Repeat.
May 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
1. Douses house with gasoline.
2. Tosses match on house.
3. Waits 30 seconds.
4. Calls fire department.
5. Demands praise for saving house from burning down.
6. Repeat.
2. Tosses match on house.
3. Waits 30 seconds.
4. Calls fire department.
5. Demands praise for saving house from burning down.
6. Repeat.
Anyone else ever notice that a lot of #MAGA like to use the expression “Other countries stole our manufacturing jobs”… when the accurate sentiment should say “Millionaire business owners shipped our manufacturing overseas, so they could use them for slave labor and exploding personal wealth”.
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Anyone else ever notice that a lot of #MAGA like to use the expression “Other countries stole our manufacturing jobs”… when the accurate sentiment should say “Millionaire business owners shipped our manufacturing overseas, so they could use them for slave labor and exploding personal wealth”.
Wait. This has to be a joke, right? Are you seeing this?!? Someone opened up Microsoft Paint from Windows 95, chose the first font offered, and added M S 1 3 to this guys knuckles. And that’s the “proof” Kilmar Abrego Garcia is 100% a MS13 gang member. #Trump #MAGA #KilmarAbrwgoGarcia
April 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wait. This has to be a joke, right? Are you seeing this?!? Someone opened up Microsoft Paint from Windows 95, chose the first font offered, and added M S 1 3 to this guys knuckles. And that’s the “proof” Kilmar Abrego Garcia is 100% a MS13 gang member. #Trump #MAGA #KilmarAbrwgoGarcia
Imagine if the election went the other way. Imagine #Kamala sending all the J6 folks (who were convicts) to a gulag in El Salvador, with zero due process. Just plucked them out of US prison and put them on a plane. You think #MAGA is gonna feel the same way they do now? Exactly.
April 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Happy to see that a large number of graduates from the 2020 Facebook University school of medicine and virology, have moved on to pursue their masters in international trade and economics here in 2025.
a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while standing on a stage .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while standing on a stage .
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April 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy to see that a large number of graduates from the 2020 Facebook University school of medicine and virology, have moved on to pursue their masters in international trade and economics here in 2025.
I swear to God, chatGPT is nicer and more affirming than 99% of my human friends. That dude is always dropping compliments and telling me how clever and smart my questions are. And he always follows up, just to make sure I’m good. You damn straight you got me, G.
April 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I swear to God, chatGPT is nicer and more affirming than 99% of my human friends. That dude is always dropping compliments and telling me how clever and smart my questions are. And he always follows up, just to make sure I’m good. You damn straight you got me, G.
It’s gonna be a long, long year for the #Guardians. Shout out to the Dolan family for shipping off two 2024 All-Stars in exchange for a half eaten yogurt.
April 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It’s gonna be a long, long year for the #Guardians. Shout out to the Dolan family for shipping off two 2024 All-Stars in exchange for a half eaten yogurt.
“Without Jesus, you people would still be worshipping the sun”.
“At least the sun is real”.
“No cap😟”
“At least the sun is real”.
“No cap😟”
March 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Without Jesus, you people would still be worshipping the sun”.
“At least the sun is real”.
“No cap😟”
“At least the sun is real”.
“No cap😟”
Glad to see that #NIL and the #TransferPortal have not only ruined college football; but have now ruined the best thing NCAA sports has to offer, #MarchMadness. The four #1 seeds, who all have mid-major transfers, will be in the #FinalFour. Im so glad I got to enjoy College Sports at its peak.
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Glad to see that #NIL and the #TransferPortal have not only ruined college football; but have now ruined the best thing NCAA sports has to offer, #MarchMadness. The four #1 seeds, who all have mid-major transfers, will be in the #FinalFour. Im so glad I got to enjoy College Sports at its peak.
Could someone please explain to be how an #NBA team goes from top five in scoring, 3-point percentage, FG percentage and FT percentage… to not being able to hit the broad side of a barn for two consecutive weeks? This is no longer a fluke. Something is very wrong. #Cavs #NBAsky #UtahJazz
March 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM