Mayor Austin
@thecityofaustin.bsky.social
I am the city of Austin.
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Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
September 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
The assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk marks the latest example of a growing wave of murders and other shootings committed by transgender people and others advocating for their rights.
nypost.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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One kid is really into this doc about the world's largest cargo plane. Now every time he sees a plane he wants to compare it to the Antonov An-225 or ask me if that's the plane. Unfortunately the plane was destroyed by the Russians....
September 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One kid is really into this doc about the world's largest cargo plane. Now every time he sees a plane he wants to compare it to the Antonov An-225 or ask me if that's the plane. Unfortunately the plane was destroyed by the Russians....
And just last week somebody was on here screaming about how constant access to the Internet is good for kids
September 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
And just last week somebody was on here screaming about how constant access to the Internet is good for kids
Bring back Viva Pinata you cowards
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Bring back Viva Pinata you cowards
When I'm feeling stressed about the news I like to think about how every day there's a new 20something college kid trying weed for the first time and thinking "maybe if everyone just smoked some weed they'd chill out and things wouldn't be so polarized "
September 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When I'm feeling stressed about the news I like to think about how every day there's a new 20something college kid trying weed for the first time and thinking "maybe if everyone just smoked some weed they'd chill out and things wouldn't be so polarized "
What I really remember about 9/11 was eating at Schlotzky's that evening
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What I really remember about 9/11 was eating at Schlotzky's that evening
Spurs fans were not mean enough to Khawi when he left tbh
September 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Spurs fans were not mean enough to Khawi when he left tbh
The best thing about a guy like Charlie is that my wife came home today and had no idea it had happened or who he was. He had a legacy of absolutely nothing to people who aren't poisoned by hell sites.
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The best thing about a guy like Charlie is that my wife came home today and had no idea it had happened or who he was. He had a legacy of absolutely nothing to people who aren't poisoned by hell sites.
Reposted by Mayor Austin
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On one hand, be careful what you say and post. On the other hand, they don't actually care. They already despise you anyways because you don't hate like they do.
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On one hand, be careful what you say and post. On the other hand, they don't actually care. They already despise you anyways because you don't hate like they do.
Gaslighting is OUT as the hot slang for lying. Pulling the wool over eyes is IN and all the kids are saying they're being pullwooled
September 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Gaslighting is OUT as the hot slang for lying. Pulling the wool over eyes is IN and all the kids are saying they're being pullwooled
"If you plant a tree that close to the sidewalk it will cause it to become uneven."
Oh wow, so the exact same thing that happens to sidewalks with no trees near them...
Oh wow, so the exact same thing that happens to sidewalks with no trees near them...
September 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"If you plant a tree that close to the sidewalk it will cause it to become uneven."
Oh wow, so the exact same thing that happens to sidewalks with no trees near them...
Oh wow, so the exact same thing that happens to sidewalks with no trees near them...
Good reminder to teach my kids to not sit idly by while some conservative twerp interrupts class with their hateful shit. When I was in college multiple students would have started yelling at this turd once she started up.
Faculty in red states are being punished for failing to signal in their course descriptions that their classes will include content on "gender ideology."
Remind me again which party was appalled by idea of "trigger warnings"?
www.kbtx.com/2025/09/09/a...
Remind me again which party was appalled by idea of "trigger warnings"?
www.kbtx.com/2025/09/09/a...
A&M Dean removed following student complaints over curriculum
The Department of Justice has also acknowledged the situation and said it would be investigating.
www.kbtx.com
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Good reminder to teach my kids to not sit idly by while some conservative twerp interrupts class with their hateful shit. When I was in college multiple students would have started yelling at this turd once she started up.
In the mornings, if I drop something in the bedroom while my wife is still asleep I like to let out a tactically soft "dammit"
September 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
In the mornings, if I drop something in the bedroom while my wife is still asleep I like to let out a tactically soft "dammit"
Consumer grade mop bucket technology has come so far but refuses to give us a way to prop the mop up by itself in the bucket
September 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Consumer grade mop bucket technology has come so far but refuses to give us a way to prop the mop up by itself in the bucket
Nobody has tried offering the Xenomorph like just some food, water, and shelter, have they?
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nobody has tried offering the Xenomorph like just some food, water, and shelter, have they?
I've got a couple kids, a spouse, a house, a dog etc, but now that I see that Nelly Furtado has aged I wonder what it was all for
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I've got a couple kids, a spouse, a house, a dog etc, but now that I see that Nelly Furtado has aged I wonder what it was all for
Everyone remembers Clippy but only the kids who experienced maximum boredom remember that there were other characters you could change clippy to. Like a red ball or a wizard
September 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Everyone remembers Clippy but only the kids who experienced maximum boredom remember that there were other characters you could change clippy to. Like a red ball or a wizard
Once a kid has it you give up, but tbh that dad ran way too far over to grab that ball.
September 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Once a kid has it you give up, but tbh that dad ran way too far over to grab that ball.
Liberal elites don't comprehend or want to admit that people died for us to have what the Republicans are ripping away. The only thing they'll die defending is Republicans right to kill them
i'm kind of with will here. one of the *strangest* features of this age is that nominally liberal elites seem totally enervated in the face of fascism--meanwhile the liberal base is screaming our heads off. this doesn't comport at all with the standard story--
If Biden had said even one-tenth of this, he’d have been impeached and removed as a dictator. What is wrong with our elites? They’re paralyzed by their fear of looking unsavvy or biased against MAGA. They’re going to keep pretending everything is normal until the bullet passes through their face
September 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Liberal elites don't comprehend or want to admit that people died for us to have what the Republicans are ripping away. The only thing they'll die defending is Republicans right to kill them
Much like Arch Manning, I thrive when the difficulty is set to "easy"
September 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Much like Arch Manning, I thrive when the difficulty is set to "easy"
Do rugby players get lice? It's the only adult job I can think of where people are running their bare heads together
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do rugby players get lice? It's the only adult job I can think of where people are running their bare heads together
All I hear JD saying is that it's legal to drone strike him. Somebody protect us please, JD says it's legal!
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
September 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I hear JD saying is that it's legal to drone strike him. Somebody protect us please, JD says it's legal!