Christian
@thechristianh.bsky.social
(he/they) Jenna Maroney stan account ✨
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don’t forget to say it
December 6, 2024 at 9:36 PM
don’t forget to say it
Wait I’m confused so when does the one actor get on the other actor?
December 5, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Wait I’m confused so when does the one actor get on the other actor?
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Don’t be offended by my frank anal, sis
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Don’t be offended by my frank anal, sis
Breaking: President Joe Biden has hunted his son, Pardon.
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Breaking: President Joe Biden has hunted his son, Pardon.
Falling out of split squats is my passion #fitnessinfluencer
November 30, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Falling out of split squats is my passion #fitnessinfluencer
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they should let me take nudes with the glambot
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 PM
they should let me take nudes with the glambot
Him: are you fucking stupid?
Me:
Me:
November 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Him: are you fucking stupid?
Me:
Me:
Being called “good boy” isn’t enough, I need to be the best boy
November 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Being called “good boy” isn’t enough, I need to be the best boy
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I’m sorry but kindles give me such an ick, like pick up a real book
November 28, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I’m sorry but kindles give me such an ick, like pick up a real book
I just think it’s crazy that they left him alone at home AGAIN
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I just think it’s crazy that they left him alone at home AGAIN
you don’t need highlights like jonathan bailey in wicked you don’t need highlights like jonathan bailey in wicked you don’t need highlights like jonathan bailey in wicked you don’t
November 27, 2024 at 4:56 AM
you don’t need highlights like jonathan bailey in wicked you don’t need highlights like jonathan bailey in wicked you don’t need highlights like jonathan bailey in wicked you don’t
How come no one told me about Down With Love (2003)????
November 26, 2024 at 4:33 AM
How come no one told me about Down With Love (2003)????
Literally wicked part 2
How shrek wanted to be with fiona after he took the elixir
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Literally wicked part 2
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when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing
Gym on a three show day cuz I don’t want a minute alone w my thoughts today 🙂↔️
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Gym on a three show day cuz I don’t want a minute alone w my thoughts today 🙂↔️
If you’re in line to post cock STAY IN LINE
November 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM
If you’re in line to post cock STAY IN LINE
Going nonverbal at work so they know I’m over it
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Going nonverbal at work so they know I’m over it
Remembering I can just post old hits from twitter teehee
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Remembering I can just post old hits from twitter teehee
What’s your 10/10 album?
November 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
What’s your 10/10 album?
She be skeeting on my sky til I blue
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
She be skeeting on my sky til I blue
actually insane chest pump 🥵
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
actually insane chest pump 🥵
Gays liking a post from both their main and their alt !! Like I get it ur in love with me
November 17, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Gays liking a post from both their main and their alt !! Like I get it ur in love with me