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lukesky
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former supporting character on the hit series Catholic Twitter
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
post a random pic or everything goes bad in August
August 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m so close to getting out of this without knowing what a labubu is and if any of you tell me I’ll block you
August 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
what if we held hands at the East Carson and South 12th traffic light fight club?
South Side. East Carson at South 12th. Caller said that everyone stuck at the red light all got out of their cars and just started fighting each other.
August 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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This is not sustainable.

www.tiktok.com/@brutamerica...
July 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
traditional gender norms got me shook up in the deodorant aisle (found the right brand but it was only the ladies’ scents)
July 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
great hymn coming up for the Solemnity of the Assumption. composed in 1975. good contemporary hymnody does exist!
July 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(guy who first invented the rotisserie explaining how it works to his friends) 🎶🪩 𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 🕺🎵
July 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Today’s selections on the parish office break room snack table:

- One (1) head of raw garlic
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July 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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the thing about the fascist neocath bros is they want you to frame their deal as an ideological disagreement within the Church rather than opportunistic parasites who view declining Sunday attendance as a chance to occupy a host. by their fruits, ye sad little fellows
"Catholic commentator"
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Spotify removing the ability to add a song to a playlist twice on mobile reveals that they comprehend nothing. I cannot be the only one using the track “23 Seconds of Silence” from Wilco’s *Summerteeth* to separate sections of my life’s movie soundtrack
July 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
reliving my college spotify playlists… a simpler time when only making A’s and romanticizing my mental discomfort mattered
July 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
every day I awaken in the general mental state of a hunted gazelle, then I Drink Coffee
July 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
we out here
July 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
the guy who ended up towing my car had fascinating lore—he once struck and killed a doe and ended up adopting its fawn. this led to him starting an entire whitetail deer farm (did not know this existed). however after a few years his entire herd died due to disease. he still owns the land though
July 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
🌻
July 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have 0 faith this tow truck is ever coming
July 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
intermittent check engine light due acc. to The Dealership to failed catalytic converter. that’s not even in the engine dummies
July 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it’s about time honestly
Scathing words for Trump's, Vance's, & Republicans' bill from the very conservative President of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops.
www.usccb.org/news/2025/us...
July 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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James Wood now has 11 homers at 110+ mph this season, tying Shohei Ohtani for most in MLB
June 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
unfortunately the people on LinkedIn post exactly the way those parody posts make fun of
June 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I thought JD Vance was the guy who sang “Riptide”
June 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
lookin forward to when we have kids we must drive places in this cursed sea of asphalt we call a country, my wife is concerned about the size of my car and its ability to drive in winter weather. which I totally get, although I still wonder what slappin a set of sno tires on that puppy would do (1/)
June 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
went into Weekend at Bernie’s expecting funny movie about dead guy. turns out it’s actually a funny movie about a dead guy *and* the perils of societal self-absorption. would watch again
June 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM