The Chefry Dahmer
@thechefrydahmer.bsky.social
Data nerd, cooking up satire, memes, social commentary, art and sarcasm.
All cap, no crunch. Inventor of the bacon stretcher, founder of the rhomboid earth society, number one fan of Joe Rogaine, eater of three spoonfuls of cinnamon.
All cap, no crunch. Inventor of the bacon stretcher, founder of the rhomboid earth society, number one fan of Joe Rogaine, eater of three spoonfuls of cinnamon.
I finally found my spirit animal.
January 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I finally found my spirit animal.
Am I sky? Is it blue?
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Am I sky? Is it blue?
Trust me, they’ll love it
December 12, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Trust me, they’ll love it
Reposted by The Chefry Dahmer
Reposted by The Chefry Dahmer
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
In another non satire post; in three months time, the Syrian rebels quietly (not so quietly) advanced, despite years of war crimes being committed against them (rape, genocide, proven chemical weapon use) and have overthrown another Russian backed dictator in Assad. Freedom in Syria!
December 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
In another non satire post; in three months time, the Syrian rebels quietly (not so quietly) advanced, despite years of war crimes being committed against them (rape, genocide, proven chemical weapon use) and have overthrown another Russian backed dictator in Assad. Freedom in Syria!
And the lead NYPD detective said this wasn’t the work of a professional.
December 8, 2024 at 12:14 PM
And the lead NYPD detective said this wasn’t the work of a professional.
I wish this was satire, but I just received a text from my mother asking me the following:
“How much salt should I add to unsalted butter to make it salty?”
“How much salt should I add to unsalted butter to make it salty?”
December 7, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I wish this was satire, but I just received a text from my mother asking me the following:
“How much salt should I add to unsalted butter to make it salty?”
“How much salt should I add to unsalted butter to make it salty?”
Bundle up. We’re in Santa’s house now.
December 7, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Bundle up. We’re in Santa’s house now.
A book is but a root to allow you to grow. Never stop growing.
December 7, 2024 at 5:11 PM
A book is but a root to allow you to grow. Never stop growing.
As far as first posts go, I wonder what’s worse:
A universally unsympathetic reaction to being assassinated,
Or having the company already posting a replacement listing for your CEO position less than 24 hours after your highly publicized passing on Linked In.
A universally unsympathetic reaction to being assassinated,
Or having the company already posting a replacement listing for your CEO position less than 24 hours after your highly publicized passing on Linked In.
December 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM
As far as first posts go, I wonder what’s worse:
A universally unsympathetic reaction to being assassinated,
Or having the company already posting a replacement listing for your CEO position less than 24 hours after your highly publicized passing on Linked In.
A universally unsympathetic reaction to being assassinated,
Or having the company already posting a replacement listing for your CEO position less than 24 hours after your highly publicized passing on Linked In.