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@thecharmoffensive.bsky.social
Occasional musician, dad, coffee haver
She fell for a man that sounds like a fork stuck in a garbage disposal and committed gross ethical violations to benefit him. She directly helped him be in a position to do what he is doing now.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
She fell for a man that sounds like a fork stuck in a garbage disposal and committed gross ethical violations to benefit him. She directly helped him be in a position to do what he is doing now.
I’ll also remember the world’s slowest mosh pit had to have been the one I saw at a Type O show.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’ll also remember the world’s slowest mosh pit had to have been the one I saw at a Type O show.
I suppose when you’re recording a nine minute epic about someone you’d like to fuck, horny is a good texture to use.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I suppose when you’re recording a nine minute epic about someone you’d like to fuck, horny is a good texture to use.
I was never confused on that front
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I was never confused on that front
There there now
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There there now
Then you have to be Best Buddies and make them Great Baby
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Then you have to be Best Buddies and make them Great Baby
Man, wait till you see how they treat that infection. You’ll never look at lasagna the same way again.
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Man, wait till you see how they treat that infection. You’ll never look at lasagna the same way again.
I feel like if one wants to win a Congressional election, one could do worse than running on a platform of term limits and a constitutional amendment immediately dismissing all members of Congress if an actual budget can not be passed.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I feel like if one wants to win a Congressional election, one could do worse than running on a platform of term limits and a constitutional amendment immediately dismissing all members of Congress if an actual budget can not be passed.
Thank you!
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thank you!
It’s one of the many reasons the stock market does not at all reflect how well working people are doing.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s one of the many reasons the stock market does not at all reflect how well working people are doing.
Hey, remember when Giuliani stopped 9/11?
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hey, remember when Giuliani stopped 9/11?
RFK Jr: oH yAy We GoT tHiS hIgHlY eXpErImEnTaL dRuG iN sCoTt AdAmS
Also RFK Jr: wE hAvE a BiT oF a DiLhUlK sItUaTiOn HeRe
Also RFK Jr: wE hAvE a BiT oF a DiLhUlK sItUaTiOn HeRe
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
RFK Jr: oH yAy We GoT tHiS hIgHlY eXpErImEnTaL dRuG iN sCoTt AdAmS
Also RFK Jr: wE hAvE a BiT oF a DiLhUlK sItUaTiOn HeRe
Also RFK Jr: wE hAvE a BiT oF a DiLhUlK sItUaTiOn HeRe
Infradead
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Infradead
Baller shit (modern definition)
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Baller shit (modern definition)
Hyggekomori
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hyggekomori
I didn’t know it was possible to get ratioed this hard on beesky, but here we are
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I didn’t know it was possible to get ratioed this hard on beesky, but here we are
Weak men make bad times
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Weak men make bad times
You would have loved being real.
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You would have loved being real.
I’m imagining a British equivalent in whatever they have like Raising Cane’s and he’s just proud that he won a meatball eating contest.
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m imagining a British equivalent in whatever they have like Raising Cane’s and he’s just proud that he won a meatball eating contest.