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@thecharmoffensive.bsky.social
Occasional musician, dad, coffee haver
Reggae toaster voice:
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reggae toaster voice:
C’mon man
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
C’mon man
C’mon man, you’ve got to give me more to go on.
October 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
C’mon man, you’ve got to give me more to go on.
“That’s never happened to me before” remarked Secretary Hegseth.
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“That’s never happened to me before” remarked Secretary Hegseth.
How does @theonion.com keep turning out gold every day when the real headlines are like this?
October 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
How does @theonion.com keep turning out gold every day when the real headlines are like this?
I hope this man has not paid for a drink in at least 10 years.
September 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I hope this man has not paid for a drink in at least 10 years.
This must be what it felt like to read that “grunge slang” hoax
August 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This must be what it felt like to read that “grunge slang” hoax
Please pull a Sarah Winchester and leave the rest of us alone. Tradition demands this.
August 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Please pull a Sarah Winchester and leave the rest of us alone. Tradition demands this.
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
August 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
Also: intolerance to what? Shitty tech?
August 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Also: intolerance to what? Shitty tech?
Nice try, Facebook.
August 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nice try, Facebook.
This seems like a euphemism for something
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This seems like a euphemism for something
Let’s not forget
July 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Let’s not forget
We’ve reached Peak WSJ, people.
June 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We’ve reached Peak WSJ, people.
Playground chalk drawings have ahhh…taken a turn.
June 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Playground chalk drawings have ahhh…taken a turn.
Also, can I give it to transphobes for one (1) thing? They’re never going to pull one of these:
June 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Also, can I give it to transphobes for one (1) thing? They’re never going to pull one of these:
Lotta people gonna disagree with you there, Jim
May 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Lotta people gonna disagree with you there, Jim
Catty, Bluesky!
May 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Catty, Bluesky!
A story in two acts:
May 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A story in two acts:
I… I may be cooked
May 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I… I may be cooked
Like the time Thom Yorke turned into Tilda Swinton
May 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Like the time Thom Yorke turned into Tilda Swinton
May 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@jkass99.bsky.social In honor of the excellent Armenian Genocide series (with more levity than I expected, a pleasant surprise)
April 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@jkass99.bsky.social In honor of the excellent Armenian Genocide series (with more levity than I expected, a pleasant surprise)
What job has RFK Jr “held” until now?
April 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What job has RFK Jr “held” until now?
The children, they yearn for the Dunkies, dood.
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The children, they yearn for the Dunkies, dood.