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Andi
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Crowned the worlds #1 Sasshole 17 years in a row
They/them
30 years old
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Watch a first look at Little Miss Perfect, with Leanne Antonio singing "Middle of the Map." 💜 The new musical is scheduled to run at the Olney Theatre in 2026. Learn more here:
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Doug Dimmadome??? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome???
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Seoran. 🐰
August 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he sh...
theonion.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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ICE killed a man in cold blood and claimed he tried running them over. They lied. Violence is only a crime if done by the individual. Governments will kill hundreds while forcing you to mourn a single pundit's death.

He also had a wife and kids but that doesn't matter apparently
September 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.

Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.
September 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Top *eight* articles on NYT devoted to Charlie Kirk, top one asks if he will be remembered like MLK. This is a man who only a tiny percent of Americans had even heard of before his death, whose views are too nasty for NYT to detail. But they are trying so hard to turn into martyr.
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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one of the most interesting facts about russ vought’s life, to me, is that NIH research is the reason his daughter had access to life changing drug to treat her cystic fibrosis. vought, of course, is the architect of the administration’s war on science. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/14/m...
Trump Is Shutting Down the War On Cancer
www.nytimes.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
theonion.com
September 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The harsh crackdown on anyone who doesn't properly mourn Charlie Kirk and pretend he was a good guy is polarizing me more and more in the opposite direction.

He was a vile, hateful little man who wanted people like me lynched. The more you scream at me for pointing that out, the more I'll say it.
September 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.
September 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Happy birthday to me taylor fucking swift is engaged wowee wow wow!!!! #justHighThoughts
August 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Most people in this country would rather die than let people like us live. This includes doing everything required to undermine voting. Voting will not be what saves us

#meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis HELLO?????? MOMMY???
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM