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Captain Theo Mercer
@thecaptainlv.bsky.social
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Skinny, but deceptively dangerous. Pilot, explorer, engineer, lover. Content creator and collaborator. Exhibitionist. Playing Downtown Vegas Nightly.
Https://thecaptainlv.com
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Pregaming before the WFT Art Exchange Dark Desires Dink Theeper Fashion dressed the dancers for tonight's performance.

#lasvegas #vegas #fashion #suitstyle #DTF
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Tijuana paying dividends again. Beautiful new suits and accessories. Big thanks to @VittorioForti of TJ for the amazing service.
#fashion #mensfashion #suitup
September 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Finally! Enough room for my fat ass!
Seriously, the most room I've had on any plane, including as a pilot.
September 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Late night pizza @evelpielv
Highly recommended.
#lasvegas #dtlv #fashion
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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About to walk in the second Fashion Show*Offs by @bitesizedmultimedia (insta)
The Captain is in it to win it. #lasvegas #vegas #fashion #mensfashion #suitstyle
August 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Shooting new content tonight! Collab with the incomparable Liana Loveshine. Aváilable soon! #lasvegas #mensfashion #suitandtie #vegas #fashion #trans
May 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Singed a contract with the Colonial Marines. I ship out to LV-426 next week, so got to load up on pizza now @reddwarf_lv
#lasvegas #lasvegas #alien #alien #multicam
May 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is a gut punch. One of the very best of humanity and a person who was so important to me and so many others. variety.com/2025/music/n...
Jill Sobule, Singer-Songwriter of Groundbreaking 1995 Song ‘I Kissed a Girl,’ Killed in House Fire
Jill Sobule, whose 1995 hit 'I Kissed a Girl' is considered the first openly gay-themed song to crack the Billboard Top 20, died in a fire Thursday.
variety.com
May 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Spring vs Summer collection by Dink Theeper Fashion #Vegas #LasVegas #fashion #dtf
April 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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God wants you to shake the haters off.
Captain is back on the deck. Apologies for the extended absence. Life had demands, and I answered the call. Back to the party🥳
#lasvegas #vegas #cloonee #haters #Resurrection
April 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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It's always a lot easier to show something than to try to explain it. Sometimes you have to do those demonstrations in your @tommyjohnwear (insta) boxer briefs
#lasvegas #vegas #flamethrower #fire #socks #underwear
March 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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It's always a lot easier to show something than to try to explain it. Sometimes you have to do those demonstrations in your @tommyjohnwear (insta) boxer briefs
#lasvegas #vegas #flamethrower #fire #socks #underwear
March 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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What does it say about me that when my bonus check for the year hits, I go and buy three new pairs of Pumas?
#lasvegas #vegas #mensfashion #sneakers #puma #multicam
March 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Is there anything worse than a trip to the DMV?
#lasvegas #vegas #malemodel #dmv
March 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Finally feeling myself again. Wanted to see something lovely.
#lasvegas #vegas #bellagio #spring #flowers
March 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Blue skies and tailwinds, Friend. We lost a real one today.
#spaceghost #adultswim #rip
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Flu tried but failed to take The Captain down. Back to the party!
#lasvegas #vegas #mensfashion #unshaved #flu
March 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Streaming Live Now @ Https://chaturbate.com/lianaloveshine
#lasvegas #trans #girlcock #transgender #tgirl
February 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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About to be live with the incomparable Liana Loveshine on her Chaturbate page.
Https://Chaturbate.com/lianaloveshine
#lasvegas #trans #porn #tgirl #blonde
February 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Presented without comment. Found in the bathroom of the Red Dwarf
#lasvegas #vegas #luigi #bathroom
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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XO's got a date so The Captain is flying solo tonight. First stop @reddwarf_lv (insta)for Hefeweizen and Pizza 🍕#lasvegas #vegas #surplus #kangol #mensfashion
February 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Lt. Ripley and Cosmonaut Yuri are plum tuckered out...
#lasvegas #vegas #dog #bostonterrier
February 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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valetparker.bsky.social
Your favorite politician has an entire separate phone for booking escorts, but sure, let’s talk about ‘family values.’
February 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Rule #1 Never work for free, but it pays to advertise 😉
valetparker.bsky.social Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · Feb 22
Bad clients love to waste time because it’s the only thing they have to offer.
February 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM