Bruce Penton
@thebrucepenton.bsky.social
Contortionist, Actor, Musician. Inventer of boneless pizza. Former member of Spice Girls. Creator of the Universe. I taught Michael Jackson how to Moon Walk.
TACOboy is having to pay people to fill seats to pretend he has support at his parade. Here's the actual Craigslist ad in D.C. $1000 of his worthless crypto. NO exaggeration....https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html
June 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
TACOboy is having to pay people to fill seats to pretend he has support at his parade. Here's the actual Craigslist ad in D.C. $1000 of his worthless crypto. NO exaggeration....https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html
This is the most appropriate medium for this sculpture
May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the most appropriate medium for this sculpture
March 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is my final look for the film i just finished. I have Neil Young's chops.
March 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
This is my final look for the film i just finished. I have Neil Young's chops.
Just wrapped on a physically demanding film. It's the glamour of acting. This is what happens when you don't wear shoes in the desert and climb around on rocks made of shredded glass. We got some great shot though. The film is in the can and everyone loved my work. Joshua Tree shoot.
March 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just wrapped on a physically demanding film. It's the glamour of acting. This is what happens when you don't wear shoes in the desert and climb around on rocks made of shredded glass. We got some great shot though. The film is in the can and everyone loved my work. Joshua Tree shoot.
I am a life long Democrat until last night. Democrat leadership delivered MAGA to power because of their weakness and cowardice and stupidity.
Kamala The Dipshit said over and over "He's just not a serious candidate". I knew then we would get our asses kicked.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ljpR1...
Kamala The Dipshit said over and over "He's just not a serious candidate". I knew then we would get our asses kicked.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ljpR1...
Democrats Release New Cringey 'Choose Your Fighter' Video #democrats #cringy #cringe #cringeworthy
YouTube video by Wes Austin
www.youtube.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am a life long Democrat until last night. Democrat leadership delivered MAGA to power because of their weakness and cowardice and stupidity.
Kamala The Dipshit said over and over "He's just not a serious candidate". I knew then we would get our asses kicked.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ljpR1...
Kamala The Dipshit said over and over "He's just not a serious candidate". I knew then we would get our asses kicked.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ljpR1...
Non political post here.
Totally self promoting..
I'm playing a lead role in an Indie Short called Emma Is Sleeping. Shoot begins on the 13th in Joshua Tree/29 Palms. My role has steadily expanded in the film, and I was just asked to fill the role of AD (Assistant Director). It's a great credit.
Totally self promoting..
I'm playing a lead role in an Indie Short called Emma Is Sleeping. Shoot begins on the 13th in Joshua Tree/29 Palms. My role has steadily expanded in the film, and I was just asked to fill the role of AD (Assistant Director). It's a great credit.
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Non political post here.
Totally self promoting..
I'm playing a lead role in an Indie Short called Emma Is Sleeping. Shoot begins on the 13th in Joshua Tree/29 Palms. My role has steadily expanded in the film, and I was just asked to fill the role of AD (Assistant Director). It's a great credit.
Totally self promoting..
I'm playing a lead role in an Indie Short called Emma Is Sleeping. Shoot begins on the 13th in Joshua Tree/29 Palms. My role has steadily expanded in the film, and I was just asked to fill the role of AD (Assistant Director). It's a great credit.
I'm in this Luc Besson movie being released this Spring. I was lucky enough to be cast as a homeless person with a very dry sense of humor. Luc let me improv my lines instead of using the lines he wrote. My first shoot day was at his house.
Amazing fun!
youtu.be/XQ6LhgrzLP8?...
Amazing fun!
youtu.be/XQ6LhgrzLP8?...
JUNE & JOHN Official Trailer (2025)
YouTube video by Movie Trailers Source
youtu.be
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm in this Luc Besson movie being released this Spring. I was lucky enough to be cast as a homeless person with a very dry sense of humor. Luc let me improv my lines instead of using the lines he wrote. My first shoot day was at his house.
Amazing fun!
youtu.be/XQ6LhgrzLP8?...
Amazing fun!
youtu.be/XQ6LhgrzLP8?...
I didn't watch the Super Bowl because I love America.
I was tempted because I was hoping there would be one patriot there that would take care of our orange problem. Alas, it was only a one sided game with no good news for our country.
I was tempted because I was hoping there would be one patriot there that would take care of our orange problem. Alas, it was only a one sided game with no good news for our country.
February 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I didn't watch the Super Bowl because I love America.
I was tempted because I was hoping there would be one patriot there that would take care of our orange problem. Alas, it was only a one sided game with no good news for our country.
I was tempted because I was hoping there would be one patriot there that would take care of our orange problem. Alas, it was only a one sided game with no good news for our country.
My Superbowl wish is that Emperor Dipshit doesn't make it to the 4th quarter alive.
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My Superbowl wish is that Emperor Dipshit doesn't make it to the 4th quarter alive.
In order to advance myself as an actor, I will practicing my personal Method. It's a method of my own design.
I hope to one day create enough bullshit narrative and exercises to begin teaching it to unsuspecting actors.
For the remainder of today, I will be a fork.
I hope to one day create enough bullshit narrative and exercises to begin teaching it to unsuspecting actors.
For the remainder of today, I will be a fork.
February 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In order to advance myself as an actor, I will practicing my personal Method. It's a method of my own design.
I hope to one day create enough bullshit narrative and exercises to begin teaching it to unsuspecting actors.
For the remainder of today, I will be a fork.
I hope to one day create enough bullshit narrative and exercises to begin teaching it to unsuspecting actors.
For the remainder of today, I will be a fork.
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Tomorrow morning 📞☎️
February 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Tomorrow morning 📞☎️
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Elon Musk was raised in apartheid South Africa. He and his family observed, endorsed, and enjoyed apartheid.
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
February 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Elon Musk was raised in apartheid South Africa. He and his family observed, endorsed, and enjoyed apartheid.
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
Until the age of 18, Elon was completely immersed in a wildly racist, homophobic, whites-only culture. These were Elon’s formative years, and as a result, bigotry is firmly embedded in…
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Who would have thought the fate of our 249 year-old Democracy would lie in the hands of a washed up reality star and a 19 year old?
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Who would have thought the fate of our 249 year-old Democracy would lie in the hands of a washed up reality star and a 19 year old?
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🧵 I've read more than 60 books on WWII and authoritarian rise in my lifetime and, like many others, I've been screaming about Donald Trump's fascist tendencies for years now. But what, exactly, does it mean to be a fascist? And, is that an appropriate label for the current US President? You tell me!
February 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
🧵 I've read more than 60 books on WWII and authoritarian rise in my lifetime and, like many others, I've been screaming about Donald Trump's fascist tendencies for years now. But what, exactly, does it mean to be a fascist? And, is that an appropriate label for the current US President? You tell me!
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Kayne West: “I’m a Nazi.”
Elon Musk: “Hold my ketamine.”
Elon Musk: “Hold my ketamine.”
February 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Kayne West: “I’m a Nazi.”
Elon Musk: “Hold my ketamine.”
Elon Musk: “Hold my ketamine.”
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Yes, nothing says "I should be in charge of honoring America's fine arts at the Kennedy Center" quite like being a low-brow philistine schmuck who broke tradition by refusing to go to the Kennedy Center to honor America's artists. I just never thought I'd see Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan get the award.
February 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes, nothing says "I should be in charge of honoring America's fine arts at the Kennedy Center" quite like being a low-brow philistine schmuck who broke tradition by refusing to go to the Kennedy Center to honor America's artists. I just never thought I'd see Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan get the award.
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If it weren’t for taxpayer dollars from CA, NY, IL, NJ et al red states would starve. At least 10 get 40-50% of their state budgets from the U.S. Treasury.
A lot of Americans whining about others on the dole are apparently on the dole themselves.
FAFO
FAFO
February 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If it weren’t for taxpayer dollars from CA, NY, IL, NJ et al red states would starve. At least 10 get 40-50% of their state budgets from the U.S. Treasury.
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